Quick rundown: >Old skool fantasy RPG dungeon crawler >Turn based combat so you can take your time twitch ADHD babbys need not apply >Can ride turtles >Mostly developed in mid-90s >Original targeted for 3Q 1997 release >Madman dev Cleve has worked on game ever since to perfect it >Has missed every release date so far over the decades >But this time is different because he actually seems serious and is excluding features to make release >Cleve will surely not let us down this time >Cleve is a Neanderthal locked in eternal kulturkampf with Sapes (non-Neanderthal Homo Sapiens) >Cleve is an American who moved to Australia after the 1992 LA riots to escape Sapes >Codes Grimoire in a self-built nuclear bunker >Took down a homosexual cabal trying to make Wizardy 8 into gay furry fantasy with penisaur & gaping anus monsters >Rescued countless runaway rentboys from the clutches of Max Phipps
its more even than I thought it would be, what do you think?
Alexander Barnes
Wizardry 9.
Jacob Bennett
Good sense prevails, but barely. It's like a presidential election.
Brody Jackson
Unhand those turtles right this instant!
Brayden Anderson
69th for day 1 pirate
Noah Powell
Oh shit it really is not a drill
Nolan Morales
if a thal brain melts, what do you think will happen to us poor sapes?
Christian Reyes
Had a good chuckle at the screenshot. Thanks OP
Adam Adams
Cleve did warn us to have medical assistance nearby while playing the game, due to your mind guaranteed to get blown the fuck away.
Xavier Scott
Guys, I've got sub-planckissues. I'm going to need 3 years and a $5 million budget to develop new methods of interacting with these issues.
Christian Hill
not coming
Samuel Evans
>ITZ this man is truly a master at getting on peoples' nerves
Xavier Hernandez
TIME TO EAT CROW, SAPES
John Barnes
Final Fantasy XVI
Landon Kelly
Purposely broken spelling on commonly used words is one of the symptoms of autism.
Leo Stewart
he thinks he is cute its a defense mechanism from the insecure autist dimension
Carson Clark
Memeing aside do you think the game will be good?
Logan Barnes
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Sebastian Morris
T E N M O R E Y E A R S
Sebastian Martin
I wonder, what exactly the fuck Bradley is doing nowadays. Still patching Dungeon Lords: Steam Edition?
Ayden Diaz
If it existed, yes.
But it doesn't.
Cameron Price
I cannot wait to post bug threads in the Steam Discussions. Cleve will appreciate my help.
Elijah Wilson
Who knows at this point. Flavor text was pretty good
Bentley Anderson
We need Cleve's face on Jack Black's body.
Michael Miller
He's a neanderthal you sape, they clearly don't suffer from autism or other mental illnesses.
Jace Smith
>Bug report: The game is too perfect. I've already played for 600 hours straight and cannot stop, I'm on my second playthrough. Please send help.
Ryder Jones
Fuck.
Brody Russell
ITZ is also what Cleve refers to as the impending apocalypse, presumably because it'll be caused by Jews, see also "televitz"
Luis Ward
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Connor Wright
Autism is what dumb sapes called the primal fear Neanderthals instill in them. Learn your fucking Cleve lore.
Carson Scott
At best it will be ok. I bet there are some good ideas in the game if it existed
Ayden White
>8 schools of spells >warrior type characters can only attack fun gameplay
James Bell
>Watch how fast I refund your money you scumbag. You are going to get refunded in 24 hours you 120 pound twinkle
I can't tell if this is good customer service or not
Nathaniel Thomas
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Joshua Brooks
this game will be born to make history
Daniel Bailey
i dont care enough to care or punctuate
Bentley Wood
>twinkery god damnit my sides
Jackson Allen
I haven't seen that in any of the screenshots, but I still believe it.
Colton Butler
Ah, a grimoire thread. now I can leave this here
Hudson Nelson
>game releases >it is actually just the super demo without anything else >"sorry guys i had to cut some content to make it to release"
Isaiah Bell
>twinkle
Oh god, outed as a phoneposter
Joseph Young
I can't tell if this is a made up personality which helps him gather attention, or he is really like this.
Ryder Moore
what a fucking retard i will pirate and seed on my fiber line just to spite this faggot, and i will post a link on the forums
Leo Gonzalez
I would say there are four possible outcomes for this thing:
>The game is garbage and Cleve is a hack, the shitstorm is amazing >The game is mediocre and Cleve is a retard who cannot into proper management, nothing happens >The game doesn't exist and Cleve is a compulsive liar, the saga continues >The game is an autistic masterpiece of Tails Gets Trolled proportions and Cleve is Lazerbot of video games
Carter Richardson
will I be able to run this game with a gtx 1080ti?
Luis Davis
Christ.
Nicholas Kelly
he is like this, but in the same way terry davis is terry davis, both are mentally insane
Kevin Martinez
But Terry is talented and insane, nobody's sure how Cleve is.
Christian Adams
SLI because you need all of those processing powers to run those NeanderthalTech(TM)
Brandon Cooper
The old demo was pretty cool. It had a Goat soundtrack too.
Christopher Williams
>gay sexs with hats on Ah the classic of funtabs, how I miss them.
Kayden Cruz
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Blake Gutierrez
reminder that previous thread reached quantum physics levels of shitposting, i expect nothing less on this one
agreed and terry at least released something when he worked for ticketmaster and templeOS
Noah Long
Do you need over 180IQ to realize that MAYBE releasing a game with a GUI so dated even the attack animations take 30 seconds each to complete, while looking like something an 8 year old me was capable of creating in Windows 98 paint, is a bad idea?
So in the case that it somehow does release who here is ready to purchase, leak files, refund in seconds flat? I was going to do it last "release" but now I don't quite have the funds this time around to be without 40 shekels for a few days. Someone must be the hero.
Kayden Watson
are you people legit excited about the game? or you're just making fun of it because it looks like crap?
no interest, basically waiting to see how cleve will delay it again
Luis Adams
He claims to have over 180IQ, I'm just fuckin' asking.
Logan Rogers
Shill generals are a thing now?
Jeremiah Rivera
Why cant you preorder huh
Bentley Jackson
Get out you cro magnon sack of shit
Camden Sullivan
You can't shill what doesn't exist
Colton Wood
What graphics card should I buy to play this? I have a old 750 that needs to be replaced
Jayden Ward
Because if he gave pre-orders that means Valve would actually give a shit about him missing every deadline. Nobody can request refunds if there's nothing to sell in the first place.
As long as he's not taking anyone's money, he can keep delaying the game as long as he wants.
Austin Gonzalez
Remember to report for fraund when the unavoidable delay comes
Brandon Parker
A Voodoo 2 should do the trick
Benjamin Reed
I'd get at least a GTX1070. Maybe 1080 if you want to play at max settings.
Lucas Bailey
To play a game that does not exist you need a graphics card that does not exist.
Dominic Peterson
If it comes out everyone posting in this thread will end up entering a universe where it gets delayed again. This has happened at each delay. Cleve is a multiversal entity that feeds off hype for this game
Carson Ortiz
Whoa, that's deep man.
Jose Johnson
You only need the motherboard, user.
Nathaniel Martin
Can Cleve defeat meme magic?
Leo Stewart
The homo erectus was actually more advanced than even the Neanderthal, unfortunately they went extinct because they were only hard hard for boypussy.
William Peterson
Meme magic only makes him stronger.
Nathan Perez
This is unironically going to be the greatest game ever released If it's ever released
David Harris
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Carter Roberts
>inb4 delayed again due to microissues
Sebastian Carter
I have an S3 Trio, i'm fucked right?
Luis White
He certainly seems confident in his coding ability.
Do you guys understand how long it has actually been since we've ever seen an outstanding game? How long have we have had to put up with terrible game after terrible game, shoved in our faces not only by Activision, Valve, EA, Ubisoft, Microsoft and Square, but all manner of shitty indie game developers and asset flipping dumbshits wanting to make a quick buck? What about all those same companies pushing stupid shit like micro-transactions and DLC passes in games just to nickel and dime the ever-loving crap out of people? Back in the day we didn't have that ruining everything, it was simple - buy a game for a set price and that was all, it was ours and we knew it was a good product. (mostly)
Sure this guy looks and sounds like a smug cunt but why exactly wouldn't he be? He's a God with the body of a Neanderthal that knows how to code.
We need something like this to be successful. We need this to set the bar for other developers to let them know that THIS is the standard that they should be looking to achieve. THIS is what we consider worth buying if it's actually that good - if it isn't, then we'll simply refund it.
Benjamin Parker
and what cannot be bought, still no price on steam
Samuel Jones
you need at least a Riva 128 to even navigate the menu. I think you are out of luck, son
Cooper Morales
ITZ COMING R-right?
Gabriel Butler
>fraund sape shithead, nobody paid because its not possible to preorder
Nathaniel Moore
>Grimoire will be out before Sonic Mania hahaahahahahah furfag on suicide watch.
