Grimoire

This masterpiece is coming out in 47 minutes. There's NO WAY that based Cleve could be lying to us for the fifteenth time.
This is gonna be the greatest RPG of all time. It will be better than everything else that has ever been released, and it will never be surpassed.

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Riperoni Gameroni

more like Grimliar

NEVER

I'M GONNA COME ANONS

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SAPES O U T

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it fascinates me that people still after all these years give this any notice at all.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

G R I M W A H
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steamcommunity.com/id/sweetjbro/

FORTY FIVE MINUTES REMAINING

I think he should delay it and redo the graphics, to be honest.

Is cleve /ourguy/?

THAL STRONK
SAPES GET OUT
WE /incline/ NOW

if dubs its happening

If 5 I'm gay.

there goes my free copy from the guy with 50k

It's not "coming out" in 47 minutes, it was supposed to have BEEN out 13 minutes ago.

1st for NEVER EVER

In gwimwah... you can wide tuwtwes.
I still refuse to believe. The last Steam release is fresh on my mind.

COME ON CLEVE

strawpoll.me/13591049

obligatory poll post

>49%/51%

Grimoire is not a real game. It's a viral marketing campaign for something else.

You're all being played.

Will Neetbux user pull through? Will the game even be released? Is the game even going to be good? Find out today!

AWWWRIGHT

ravioli ravioli give me grimoirioli

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I would pay like 10 bucks for this game
40 is way too much

steamcommunity.com/id/lavalampolus/
Reposting, because I'm a desperate fool.

I hate to defend Cleve, but it was always supposed to release in 44 minutes. This your first time following a Steam game? They always go "Approximately one hour" to "Less than one hour"

I WANNA DRINK HER MILKSHAKE

It's cancelled.

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>anime retard not knowing how steam clock works
not surprised t b h

this

Fuck off, retard.

Steam always does this. Sub-2 hours is "one hour", less than one hour is approximately one hour etc.

Now the real danger is us seeing "Coming Soon" after the timers run out.

nigga smissmass was 8 months ago

nth for NEVER

What kind of waifu do you think Cleve would have?

>If a 5 Cleve buttfucks those that think the game is coming out

sauce

I NEED IT user
steamcommunity.com/id/Wisestofthemall

>sapes don't understand floors
lol

>post you are yfw face when right now

dumb pornposter

Hopefully user from the last thread delivers.

If I was actually employed I would totally spend the 1600 to spread the incline.

noooooooo

Aqua from KonoSuba.

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>mfw it never comes out

IF 7 WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCK OP'S MOM

OH
OH
OH
TIME TO
ACCELERATE

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>yfw face when

DO YOU BECLEVE??

(Cross-thread)
steamcommunity.com/id/yabadabaduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

the incline cometh

Just go play the Might & Magic series you fucking homos.

So wait, is it actually going to cost $40?
If so pirating

WHEN YOU FLY

>Dumb, drunken, irresponsible slut of a water goddess

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$4 off at launch, goy

STAY STRONG BROTHERS, CLEVE IS JUST TESTING US!

ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN

It's 10% off today only.

>I have decided it is just a nice thing to do for people who have been waiting years to play my game if I offered a 10% discount on the game during it's first week. After this ends, I want to assure anyone waiting for the game that Grimoire will never, ever sell at a discount at any time it is on the Steam store ever again. I won't permit it to be sold below it's retail value for any reason. I am too proud of my finished product to permit it to be turned into simply another commodity in a Steam sale. If Valve ever decides that sales of the product no longer justify it having a page then I will move it to another venue - but as the author I will never offer my game at a discount again anywhere. I'm not a corporation that turns out games like sausages and computes their price curves over rates of decay in market value. Grimoire is my unique and proprietary product and I only want to sell it to the most hardcore fans of the genre. I was never targeting the mass market or casual gamers. It is in the first paragraph of the original design document I wrote more than 20 years ago when I was putting a proposal together that described the entire game end-to-end in both story, design and implementation. It was an aristocrat's manifesto when it was written and the language was specifically that of an aristocrat declaring the game was not going to be designed to appeal to the masses. Only fans of the genre.

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It's 10% off on release.

Is it really going to release lads? After all this time?

A viral marketing campaign running for 23 years with many people having played the game in the form of the gigantic demo released years ago? Sounds a bit implausible. Not that I think that retard will release it this time either.

Sup Forums here

/tg/ reporting in

GREASEMONKEY

/hm/ here

RED /vp/ REPORTING IN

/d/ reporting in!

/aco/ reporting in

This is /u/, reporting in.
>tfw Sup Forums has better yuri threads than /u/ these days

We'll know in 35 minutes.

/cyg/ standing by

/gif/ here, pls no bully

Grimoire is a real game, its just Cleve trolls people and pretends to release it for his own amusement. There's a DOS demo from the 90s and a modern demo from 2013.

/aco/ here

/vg/ here, all is clear.

Sup Forums

Sup Forums (and /arse/) are here

/trash/ reporting in!

/x/ here
Trying to summon a succubus

/x/ here!

IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP

If 5 all other 5 posts are invalid.

/ck/, reporting

/r/the_donald standing by

Sup Forums here, you guys are faggots

/lit/ cometh

/fit/ here, I brought the chads with me.