>Awful physics >Linear as shit despite being touted as a "return to open world" >Generic NSMB art style >Saturday morning cartoon theme song with vocals, which doesn't fit Mario at all >Realistic humans, not fitting the Mario series in the slightest >Generic looking HUD >Power moons feel less satisfying to get than stars or shine sprites >Barebones plot >Bowser is the villain yet again >Peach is a damsel yet again >Broodals are just bunny Koopalings >No game overs >Level design is bland >Less levels than Mario 64 >Yet another Mario game when we could've gotten Melee HD, Super Metroid 2, Mother 3, or a new F-zero game
Welp, that's it, Mario is dead. There will never be a Mario game as good as 64 and that makes me sad.
Agreed. Mario just needs to fucking die at this point, as does Sonic.
Spotted the nintenbro.
Bentley Powell
This is pathetic
Ian Howard
I don't know if Arms is really a success
Blake Phillips
This this this this! You guys are total geniuses!
God damn nintenbros are so pathetic.
Lucas Anderson
Why is nobody replying to my thread?
Mason King
I'm really worried about the moons. It seems like they prioritized quantity over quality. You get moon doing almost nothing.
Angel Wilson
Wow man, you love to samefag yourself don't you.
Chase Ward
I'm not samefagging, you just can't stand it when people hate on Nintendo.
Luis Lopez
user you're gonna have to work better than that. I know you want people to reply to your shitty bait but not everyone is gullible.
William King
I'd just like to see how thw game turns out in the end, I'm not getting a switch but just to play it hands-on is fine.
Levi Rivera
Its just the 64 style of star getting,
Alexander Sullivan
All me
Mason Roberts
I've seen this exact post before.
Aaron Ross
>Power moons feel less satisfying to get than stars or shine sprites I mean they're faster to get and you can get a bunch of them, without the game being artificially longer, due to having to return to a hub world or something, after getting the star/shine sprite, but I prefer it kinda
everything else OP says is retarded. Mario games don't need anything more than a barebone plot, Peach is a fucking plot device, because the game needs a goal, so who the fuck cares? It's a videogame.
>return to open world
Joshua Wood
Why would quantity of moons prevent them from making difficult moons and challenges?
Ethan Lewis
...
Sebastian Allen
Except the posts I made user.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Wow OP you got a copy of the game already? Could you pass it along to me?
Lucas Bell
Damn OP how have you played it already?
Hunter Long
I've never read anything so obviously written by an underage newfag as this post.
Kevin Rodriguez
Hmmmm, I wonder who could be behind that post???
Dominic Cox
All these voices in my head count as different anons, so i swear im not samefagging here. Its not my fault, guys.
Brayden Young
i don't think you can make this call, op no one has played with it yet
just like your dick
Jeremiah Ramirez
>Be brand loyal to shitendo since the snes >they come with the wii and pander to the most cancerous casual base and ruin videogames forever I wish they died out already.
Aiden Hernandez
this theme was in breath of the wild and the possible trend worries me
Camden Powell
>Arms
Okay, let's not go too far here.
Aiden King
OP here! You babies better stop making fun of me or I'll call the cops on you all!
Jason Anderson
I don't say that it's not possible, but if you see the videos, a LOT of moons are too easy.
Zachary Thompson
>>Peach is a damsel yet again
IT'S NOT FAIR IT WAS HER TURN THIS IS DRUMPF'S AMERIKKKA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brayden Moore
>this entire thread hello pokebarneyfag.
Christopher Allen
Agreed. This is just some weird garbage. Nintentards literally gobble up anything.
Angel Torres
It's already a million-seller. Of course it's a success. Whether or not the game is actually good is a whole other question however Anyway, usual leaf bait-thread so whatever.
Liam Foster
autism
Nolan Ross
B8, but this still bothers me. Nintendo is pandering to literal children as they always have, not casuals. In fact, they've been trying to do new things to innovate. First with motion controls, then with the gamepad, and now by having a portable console. If anything, it's the AAA titles being shoveled out on other platforms pandering to casuals. Uncharted, Fallout, etc.
Isaiah Howard
yeah i totally agree that companies shouldn't try to appeal to a larger audience and make more money that's pretty fucking stupid amirite? shit dropped my mask
Justin Russell
FUCK YOU GUYS. You ruined my great thread. THIS AIN'T FUNNY.
Jaxson Wilson
LOL EVERYBODY SHOULD MAKE MEDIOCRE SHIT FOR THE SAKE OF A QUICK BUCK This is why capitalism failed
Juan Gomez
OP here, stop ruining my thread or I'm telling mom.
Evan Nelson
べイトです
Jordan Brown
Stop pretending to be me you great big stupid doodoo head
Sebastian Rodriguez
You replied to it so seems like his bait game is on point.
Joshua Martinez
Stupid motion gimmicks and wii ruined video games forever Now it is all rehashes of the same shit, no innovation, paid online, stupid gimmicks to pretend to bring new shit that are annoying and useless in practice, like their stupid "ice cube" motion gimmicks
Andrew Barnes
nobody really wants a new f zero
Tyler Garcia
Dabbing on the haters!
(._.)--/
Jackson Robinson
>2017 >dabbing
#stopthedab
Jaxon Ward
HERE WE GO
OFF THE RAILS
ITS TIME TO RAISE OUR SAILS
Jaxson Morgan
And it will still sell more than horizon, nier automata, persona 5, nioh and street fighter v.
Gabriel Allen
My first console was the 64 and I loved Nintendo so much for the longest time. But I too agree that the recent shit they have pulled is unacceptable. They're not making games for their true fans anymore and their backwards way of thinking has caused them to be years behind the industry standard.
It's not b8, nintendo has changed a lot recently. They've always been for kids but Nintendo has gone from a nerf gun to full on fisher price. Amiibos are humiliating to own as an adult, they've completely isolated their older fanbase, that they know exists.
Jack Young
>>Generic NSMB art style
Cameron Cook
Alright, STOP IT!! This isn't a thread for shitposting!! NOW STOP!!
Sebastian Price
B-Back the fuck off?!
*dabs on you*
Colton Miller
>Awful physics >Linear as shit How so?
>Barebones plot >Bowser is the villain yet again >Peach is a damsel yet again Since when have these been a problem in Mario?
Elijah Butler
> There will never be a Mario game as good as 64
Well I guess Sunshine and Galaxy never existed.
Oliver Powell
I agree, Nintendo needs to embrace the mature audience by making more games with blood, violence, swearing, and rape. The fact they don't offends me as a hardcore gamer.
Christopher Taylor
>replying to pasta bait
Andrew Ramirez
I came here for those delicious autism tears...and I'm going to leave soaking wet.
Now reeee for daddy!
Oliver Walker
>Melee HD Lol never fucking ever Based Nintendo leaving Meleebabies in the dust.
Hunter Wilson
>No game overs there is absolutely no reason for game overs in games where you progress is constantly saved
take mario 64 for example: >lose a life >get thrown out of the level, have to hop back into the painting and start the level over >get a game over >get sent to the title screen, have to hop back into the painting and start the level over
game overs only make sense for games that you're supposed to complete in one sitting, or games where the goal is to get a high score
Aaron Perez
I'm going to bed now. Thank you faggots for ruining my thread with your shilling and shitposting.
Eli Brooks
Well, since you've obviously played it yourself, how many worlds are there?
Parker Perry
>Implying Sup Forums isn't one giant shitpost
Brody Reed
People talking about what they don't like about the gameplay is autism but mass-replying isn't?
Owen Kelly
>posts a stale bait >even left out the part about daisy (lul) >is surprised when shitposters ruin it
Carson Adams
>I started an obvious shitfest and got a shitfest what the fuck I didn't ask for this.
Jack Lee
Those aren't as good, but nice try faggot.
Landon Long
>Galaxy didn't top 64 with its premise alone Here's the (You) you wanted.
Ian Wright
Be as sarcastic as you want, there's no denying that Nintendo has changed. I still love their classic games but a lot of their newer ones suck, and their attitude sucks.
Sebastian Kelly
Galaxy is linear as fuck and has wagglan
Ryan Johnson
The motion gimmicks ruined it, you fucking nintendo dick sucker.
Samuel Nelson
It also had far better control and feel than any of the past Mario's barring the control changing power ups. The wagglan you so despise was entirely optional except for a few platforming instances. Sorry you don't like me having the audacity of not caring about shaking your wrist for 0.5 seconds on occasion.
Adam Wood
It's alright bro, much of Sup Forums shares the same sentiment. It's just the memeddit cucks that disagree and still defend nu-shitendo to this day. Shame they can't recognize the literal shit they're eating.
Spitting truth. Fucking give it to those retarded nugamers.
Michael Clark
t. Miyamoto
Ayden Lewis
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Josiah Roberts
>Galaxy is linear as fuck That's because it's an actual platformer, it's objectively better than 64 for that reason alone.
Camden Ortiz
>Generic hud >he actually wants a hud that clutters the entire screen The fact that the hud in this game is minimalist and is just a series of white fonts is one of my favorite things about it; it looks so clean
Wyatt Nguyen
t. Windows 10 owner
Christopher Thompson
I bet you also think 3D Land and World are better fag
Aaron Parker
See op now this is good bait
Ryan Baker
Saying Galaxy is linear as fuck is like saying 64 is open as fuck and expecting that to be a bad thing. I know you're baiting but you could at least put a little effort into it.
Sebastian Nelson
This. Linearity isn't automatically detrimental, and it shouldn't be when the game isn't trying to masquerade as something else. It is a linear platformer, so of course it's linear.
Jackson Cruz
I prefer exploring a level for stars over going from planet to planet, whatcha gonna do about it faggot?
Aaron Barnes
I prefer actual platforming, there's a good reason both Galaxy games were received better than 64.
Michael Wood
That's just a matter of preference. That doesn't make the game bad just because you don't like it. It's an objectively good game. Presentation is excellent, as is the music and the environments. The platforming and obstacles are solid and the setting is inventive
Bentley Mitchell
Give up, dude.
Henry Green
>Saturday morning cartoon theme song with vocals, which doesn't fit Mario at all Thank you
Chase Jackson
What does it even matter between Mario being linear or open? The series is usually good at both.
Elijah Nelson
>memeddit cucks that disagree and still defend nu-shitendo This is an 18+ board.
Julian Garcia
>Unironically hating an awesome voiced big band theme song sung by OG Waifu
Nathan Garcia
64 has platforming, it's just that it's not all it has. The last levels are pretty much all platforming and so are any Bowser levels. I'll take exploring a level for stars through platforming over having a set obstacle course for each star.
>64 has platforming Barely any, the Bowser stages are about it and it has incredibly fewer levels with less variety in the way the levels are set up. The moment to moment gameplay in Galaxy is far better because each level recontextualizes the platforming in an interesting way whether it's the gravity changers in Bowser's Reactors or the levels where each time you jump the blocks of a certain color will disappear.
If you're playing for exploration over platforming this isn't the series for you.
Nicholas Reed
I agree.
Tyler Evans
You know user, you could just buy a Switch and enjoy it with us.
Christopher Taylor
I'm not him and the Galaxy games are great but you're being obtuse if you believe that 64 doesn't have platforming. Just because you're not jumping from floating platform to floating platform doesn't mean that game isn't a platformer
Julian Baker
>Barely any, the Bowser stages are about it and it has incredibly fewer levels with less variety in the way the levels are set up