ITT: Your favorite video game quotes

>"They strummed as like a darn guitar!"
-Biller

Glad you could bake it, Uther.

>Oh, I had you the whole time.
-Logarius

haha i get it we're just quoting them wrong right haha don't worry i'll play along haha

>"*urrrrrp* god's not real morty"
- rick sanchez

heheheheheee

fuck off cory

>THE IRRITATION!
- The Irritation

"So, I observe that the prime minister has outfitted his daughter with BALLISTICS as well!"
-Louis Sera, Resident Evil 4

Blah blah blah Mr. Freeman - Creepy Old Man

SUMMON THE SKELEGATES, BALTHASAR

- Manlett von Carsteinberg

time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
-doomguy

>"I am no sinner"
- Lieutenant Titties

>i am magneto, master of magnetism

I need a webbin

T. Master chef

>A man decides, a slave doesn't
-Mr House

THE GODS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE

I WILL DRINK WITH YOUR SKELETON! -King Harlaus

get ready for unexpected occurences

Really it's a speech, but...

No one ever complained about the cold on Hoth. We never felt it. Even though we were blinded by blizzards, we could see the final end of the Rebellion in our blaster sights. Was it only a mirage? Perhaps. But on that day, on that planet, our blood ran hot with dreams of victory, melting the ice that stood in our way.

You don't usually expect this from a game without an actual main character.

all fucking gaijin must fucking hang
-Mitsurugi

>"I can see you"
Colonel 83

"Meteor Strike!"
-Lucio

"The wrong man in the right place can all the difference in the world"

>"The sun's up"
-Cowboy Bebop

Surely it has to be
"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant . It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps but no one said a word, not on the flight to Coruscant, no when Order 66 came down and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple... not a word"

"However..."
- Paull Leonblart

See? This is why you're lonely.