Nintendo is for child-

>Nintendo is for child-

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Because I suppose a rail shooter that held the record for most uses of the word "fuck" for a while there was suitable for children just because it was on the Wii.

slowtaku

Those mad men.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>Baseball-kun gets rejected for this
I feel bad for him

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no user, in this game, you are baseball-kun
think about it

its for manchildren everybody know this. this isnt the 90s anymore, kids dont care about nintendo

>direct linking to Kotaku

It's okay, I got you, senpai.

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LEWD

anime is finally becoming real...

Sweet, now I can jack off on the train!

>2DS

Disgusting.

Why would you ever buy that piece of shit when you can play games on a real 3DS with actual depth perception?

All handhelds should have stereoscopic 3D as the standard, it makes games so much better.

>hand holding is NSFW

It's not funny when you say it, Kotaku.

>nsfw style

What the fuck does that mean?

>"Theres a girl that looks at you hold her hand"

That's SFW, just cringe

It has the best form factor of any Nintendo handheld. I've yet to get a single hand cramp on the thing ever.

>>hand holding

are 3D women obsolete now

Her thighs jiggle a lot

ASUKA'S

PLUMP

JUICY

THIGHS

2D truly is better than 3D

>NSFW-style
What the fuck?

It's either safe for work or it isn't.

Does he mean ecchi?

How hot would this sell when they introduce Yumi?

Can you imagine giving her a spanking? Can you imagine how her butt would jiggle from that? Can you imagine verbally abuse her for having a flabby butt? Can you imagine her blushing face full of shame?

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sorry i triggered you but its the truth

Playing video games is generally regarded as not safe for work

This is disgusting and cannot stand.
Where the fuck is Haruka?

So sony

>having a normal relationship in any suggested sense is now NSFW

even if you could grope her big stonking tits which I am pretty sure you won't be able to, it wouldn't be "NSFW" lol women have tits, fuck Kotaku

>which I am pretty sure you won't be able to

What would even be the point then? Not like it's uncharted territory for the series. Hell, it'd be fucking great if instead of "senpai" you're really playing as Katsuragi all along using ninja magic to disguise herself, and the game ends with this great reveal and the Asuka grope session to end all Asuka grope sessions.

>kotaku shilling once again

>kotaku
This should really be filtered as spam by now.

Thanks norway.

Photographing people just for wearing a hat you dislike on the internet doesn't make you any better than the dude wearing the fedora. In fact it's way creepier because that dude is just minding his own business playing vidya and you're taking pics of him without permission

>directly linking to kotaku

gee I wonder who is behind this post

was a pedo quest in botw sfw then?

Did they manage to make jiggle physics for the joycon?

There has veen a kotaku invasion lately

Everyday one of these perfectly cropped images with the author visible has been posted on Sup Forums
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