Name one female video game protagonist that wouldn't be made better if they were a man. Guess what you can't

Name one female video game protagonist that wouldn't be made better if they were a man. Guess what you can't.

Haydee

>wanting the violated heroine girl to be a man
are you gay?

Samus Aran

Bayonetta

Samus Aran would be better if she was a man. Otherwise Other M and the Zero Suit never would have happened. Sam Aran is a better more catchy name anyways.

Nigger you gay as fuck, right now there is some rainbow assless pants wearing faggot with a cocked shoved in both ends attempting to understand the depths of you ur faggotry.

Bayonetta would be cooler if she was a he and his name was bayonnette. It's like a cooler more less girly name

Cooking mama

Ripley

no, you didn't say anything about changing or removing games.
So you'd still get other m, but gay instead. Manly aram talking about the baby while being voiced by steve blum

it'd be even more retarded to have this manly man defer all his decisions to adam. Or maybe we go full circle and change adam to eve, and it suddenly makes sense to have sam act like an idiot because he was trying to tap dat.

>cooking daddy

See? Better

that's just more gay.

Ripley is already a man you dumb faggot

Gay

>less girly name
>ends with "ette"
Here's your (you)

Not sure about Bayonetta, but I want PG to make spin off with Rodin as MC in which he would totally wreck asses in insanely gay manner.

I can already picture it. It would be like Bayonetta gameplay with a gachimuchi skin. Perfect.

No she's not, you stupid idiot. Amanda Ripley is a woman.

I'm not saying it would still be good but it would be better since a man is doing it and not frail women. When a woman cries it's always over stupid bullshit but when a man cries you know it serious. This is why Other M would be better if it was Sam Aran and not female faggot Samus Arab.

Fran Bow
Laura Bow
Jill Valentine and Claire Redfield, in it's a respective a context, RE got good male protagonists until 4.
Aile and Ashe from mm zx, boys story and characterization is not better.

>Samus Arab
>Allahu akbar

>When a woman cries it's always over stupid bullshit but when a man cries you know it serious
they'd be crying about literally the same thing.
I don't see how it'd be any difference if it was a guy.

Then why does she have an Adams Apple you stupid retarded moron?

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That's Ellen Ripley and it's because she has an amazonian beauty. Amanda Ripley is her daughter and the MC of Alien Isolation

Op has serious autism if he thinks ripely is a woman.

>butt hurt female detected

Go back to carrying your feeling on Tumblr and Reddits, Sussy Que

Sup Forums go and stay go

The player.

See this faggot

nuh uhh your the tranny dyke lover if you think this is not an Adams Apple. It's okay they had sex change operations in the 1960s

>this entire thread

Perfect Dark.

She can't be the father if she has an Adams Apples. They literally cannot lay eggs because they have too much testerone inside there fallopians tubes and uterus and vagina

are you not?

>It's okay they had sex change operations in the 1960s

Are you so obese that you don't know what a straining neck looks like when it's not a fat blob?

Valkyrie Lenneth

>Frank Bow
>Larry Bow
>John Valentin
>Clarence Redfield.

See? Better. If they were all men maybe the stupid faggot resident evil franchise would still be relevant

Clarence falls in love with Steve?

Or Clarence a pussy and Stephanie saves clarence from trouble.

so now you made half the cast gay, because they had love interest and sexual tension with various characters

So what? It will be more interesting now

>ITT: OP is an edgy contrarian fishing for bait

Please return to Reddit.com (I did the link for you) if you can't prepare your mind to be blown away by facts when you come on Sup Forums, user.

Zelda

A man being a pussy is way more interesting and reedamble

Rewatched that movie a few weeks ago. Weaver has the flattest ass ever recorded on film. Hank Hill has a more discernable posterior.

Zeldaton

>Zelda will never be about a dude trying to save his m8 the prince

This would be a way better sorry. If only Mr Iwata was more progressive in the 1980s

Sex change operations were exclusively for people with ambiguous genitalia.

Aqua

The Omega Labyrinth cast

What are you onto user?

>implying Violation hero, a game where you misanthropically beat female monsters into submission to forcibly perform degrading sexual acts upon them in a gamut of ways in a spectrum from cajoling blowjobs from nymphs to assfucking a dying daemoness raw or breeding dark elves etc.

cont.

>wouldn't be the coolest shit ever for a specific set of people interested in /h/ games anyhoo

Women are pure degeneracy, bitches and whores all of them, female protagonists are the most try hard, transparent, fishing for easy praise/money move there is, it disgusts me, women can't fight, they are sure as hell not smart, and don't have even the slightest sense of justice and duty in their empty soul, I spit on any game that dares insult my intelligence implying a woman is anything better than breeding material
Breeding material on the fast track of becoming opposite I might add.

Estelle is a perfect protagonist.

Fuck off numale.

ow the edge

You mean traps?

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Name a better video game protagonist.

It's true, you wonder why almost all cultures in ancient times depicted women are overly emotional troublesome creatures that need a man to instill any sort of virtue into her? Because unlike you, they weren't fucking brainwashed and accepted the base facts, that women are just plain horrible people and stupid. The inclusion of a female protagonist is almost surest sign that they're angling for either cheap cash from the brainwashed sex obsessed otaku filth who haven't talked to a woman longer than five seconds per encounter, or cheap, transparent praise from shallow new groups looking to toe the party line, it is sick, disgusting, and underhanded.

holy shit having a girl(male) bayonets would be amazing!

you can justify being edgy all you want, it doesn't dull it

just try not to cut yourself ok user im worried for you

You will never put your peepee in a vagina :'(

She would've just cried rape to save face and ruin my life anyway.

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All cumsluts
>inb4 op is a literal faggot

>wouldn't be made better
You meant "gayer". Fuck off.

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Alyx Vance


I wouldn't want to be romanced by some fuckin faggot

Red from Transistor and Heather Mason.

I clicked on the thread to post this, but as the page was loading I remembered I was on Sup Forums.

>protagonist

Jade from BGE, her owning an orphanage is a huge plot point and she's overall a mother/elder sister figure.
There already exists one and his name is Dante

We should just turn the main cast in every video game into cute girls!

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That woman that was Lois Lane in Superman returns has a very flat butt.

Duke Nukem.

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