ITT: times you've gotten monkey paw'd vidya related
I've always wanted a remake of Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey and was excited when I heard they were making it, until I saw they replaced Kaneko's art with Doi's shitty art and that once again Atlus decided to add in another le mystery girl that gets involved with the main plot.
I wanted the conclusion to the Zero Escape trilogy
Instead I just got complex motives
Part of me wanted Duke Nukem Forever to come out.
>sequel to UT2004
>it's consolised trash and kills the series
I got anti-paw'd with Skyrim. Before it was announced I was thinking to myself 'any province except Skyrim, we've had solstheim in Morrowind and the Bruma area in Oblivion was very prominent. It's Nord enough'.
Not only did we get Skyrim but we got solstheim too. But on the flipside Skyrim sucks. So I guess I ruined it for everyone?
This entire snafu. Game's still fun as hell, though.
>I want a new MechWarrior game!
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honestly, never. i just don't care enough about video games to wish for some retarded remake or a sequel. i enjoy what i enjoy, then i move on.
Kaneko is not an artist, at best he's a designer. Doi's art looks tenfolds better.
>Oh man, I wish Tales of Symphonia had a sequel!
It's not even Doi's art, but literally interns. Doi's redraw of Kaneko for Persona 2 and Soul Hackers look much better than SJ remake
still too soon
Guild Wars 2.
Fire Emblem Warriors.
Hit me so hard after watching the trailers.
>Zero Escape
Th-thanks NIS
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Doi's not even doing the art for the remake.
Doesn't matter who is doing it, what matters is that they are insulting Kaneko by replacing his art when it shouldn't be changed in the first place.
Thief
Dungeon Keeper
Legacy of Kain
Kaneko's art already got redraw in Soul Hackers 3DS and Persona 2 PSP. It's pretty likely that SJ on 3DS would get the same treatment . It was just much more shitty than the previous cases
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I was so fucking let down by UT3.
I played that 2k4 all the time as a kid, and playing ut3 sucked ass.
The only good moment I had playing it was at an internet cafe, 3 dudes were playing a lan match and I was sitting behind them so I joined their game and fucked wrekt them. They couldn't touch me and my 14 yr old self felt like a badass destroying these older guys.
I wanted a new Devil May Cry
>I wish Monster Hunter got modern graphics!
Got monkey paw'd hard with MHW. Fucking hell Capcom, I'm sorry. Can we go back to true MH now?
Try out UT4; it's literally free.
Ejem
>Can we go back to true MH
Like? MHG? MH4U?
I just wanted Paper Mario to go back to it's roots after Super.
I'm fine with all that; the real shitty thing is SJ:R is having the same shitty combat from SJ instead of just giving it SMT4A's combat
>once again Atlus decided to add in another le mystery girl that gets involved with the main plot.
Why do they keep doing this?
>persona 4
>etrian odyssey
>radiant historia
>strange journey
Am I forgetting?
At least the Etrian Odyssey II remake shook things up a bit by making it a mystery boy instead, even if the girl gets a lot of attention at first
Le millenom girl was good though.
I wanted survival crafting games.
I got them.
They were all bad.
delet
me too
Open world mgs gsme
Well MH4U was pretty much the best MH game except for the IG invasion, the overpowered CB and the weak as fuck GL
I wanted a new Paper Mario
I wish they'd make a Sonic Adventure 3
Every time I think of the Monkey's Paw I just think
>I want another season of Samurai Jack!
i cri, evertiem
In what simpsons episode is this monkey paw?
fuck you sega
I want an fps that breaks away from the COD model and emphasizes team work
I wanted gaming to be popular.
Mass Effect Andromeda.
I just don't understand why it had to be a Mass Effect game and not a new IP. It literally had no connections to Mass Effect.
Play TLoU then. Not a fps but it organically gets people to work together. Just an all around fantastic mp.
its one of the earlier treehouse of horrors.
One of the treehouse of terror eps
>I want Monster Hunter on PC
>Frontier, Online, and World
Marvel vs. Capcom 4
Dawn of War 3
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>oh man a battle royale style game would be so fun
>i wish someone made one
>I want a telltale constantine game true to the comics where johns friends and allies are so expendable its almost sad and where all the choices have no right or wrong answers, just lead to death and drinking, and where the end of the games episodes arnt "YOUR CHOICES VS OTHERS CHOICES" but rather a picture of all the people who you could have met/helped/where with in the game, and the % bar showing just how many of them got raped, maimed or died due to your choices
>mfw when this will never happen, despite TT being on amazing terms with vertigo/dc, and even if it did, they would tone it way the fuck down just to appeal to the modern DC comic audience.
This is my monky's paw. Wanting things that can never happen and even if they do, its far worse off than if it never happened at all. it was just announced that Batman beyond the live action will end affleck batman run. I wanted this for years and years, and now im monkey pawd on that too.
>wanted jedah in a game since vsav
>capcom fighting jam came out
>wanted danted in a fighter
>mvc3
>"i hope they port mvc2"
>skunk-ass port on ps3 and 360
It hurts
Art was actually drawn by Doi for those games, in this case everything that isn't Alex and new demons is being redrawn by interns.
They use his art for demons, but not for humans? :c
>dragons dogma comes to pc
>no fucking berserk armors
>I want Versus XIII!
>I want ratchet clank 1 remade but with strafing!
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>Atlus decided to add in another le mystery girl that gets involved with the main plot.
they did it in p3p with girl protagonist. and they did in p4g with shoehorned retarded lame girl.
So how the fuck did you not expect a new girl, for which merchandising can be made of, to be added into the game?
>man, I wish Sega remembered about classic Phantasy Star series on 30th anniversary
>PSO2 Episode 5 happens
I wanted a new Battlefront.
Fucking golden sun new Dawn. How could they fuck that up?
I wanted a 3DS Pikmin since I don't have a Wii U/Switch
fucking chinks
GOD DAMMIT user
I had a good day until you show that.
I always wanted a third Thief game, then Thi3f happened, then Thiaf happened. Why must they keep raping my beloveds corpse? WHY?
I just wanted to play Marvel with my buddies again.
>emphasizes team work
Gaaa run teeed to fail with the normie crowd so will never be made
Mirror's Edge Catalyst
Call of Duty mod tools but no one makes anime skins and voice packs
How bad is it?
>I want a TES MMO
Dante was fine though. 3 is the best, in my opinion.
I sure do want another Star Wars Battlefront
>EA
Fuck
I'm sure they'll make a shitty Rogue Squadron sooner or later too
Can't say I was actively wishing, but still
>FUCK YES! Banjo-Threeie!
>w-why Lord, why?
>I want an openworld Guildwars with more playable races.
Young me still had hopes and dreams
>an ff7 HD remake would be cool...
now I would be excited to hear that the video game industry crashed and squaresoft and enix split their merger.
also "neverwinter" after "nights" but I never asked for that shit. you can't make a fucking hack and slash shite version of an established DnD game.
oh yeah and this, I played pso back on dreamcast, western release for 2 never ever ever.
>just go play it on your pc with 8 mods so its english bruh, what are you poor?
end me.
Am I a pleb if I think the remake looks fine.
I wanted a guild wars sequel
>I want X in an MVC installment
>I want jedah in an MVC installment
So bad they had to rework a large portion of the gameplay after the first demo came out and was universally reviled. it wasn't enough though
>what i wanted for E3 2016: a new Bamham
>what i got: a Bamham VR tech demo
>what i wanted for E3 2017: a new Bamham
>what i got: no Bamham news at all, only a Spider-Man game that tries to create hype with QTE's