Is chips and dip the best gaming snack?

Is chips and dip the best gaming snack?

Imagine being so fat you need to eat while doing something else

not really, I don't like getting grease on my keyboard/controller

Stop buying greasy shit then, use a paper towel.

Water is the best gaming snack

>potato crisps
>greasy
maybe in burgerland

i can no longer eat chips or popcorn anymore. it makes me feel sick.

Step aside, poorfags

potato chips are cooked in oil

Imagine being so retarded you have to quit breathing to eat.

>gaming snack

Do Americans really do this

This game, man.

I barely thought it would live up to the hype, let alone exceed it. I've been playing for fifty hours straight across only two chapters and about five mini bosses, and it has been absolutely and utterly humbling. My breath is being taken away at every turn.

I just died trying desperately to make my way out of a dark underwater cave on a cold, lonely, massive dungeon with ominous growling startling me from far across some rocky, eroded mountains against the backdrop of a massive dark blue door. Earlier I was marveling at a herd of grazing antelope-like creatures on a little yellow paradise of a dungeon with a pink sky-box. Creatures were screeching in the distance and tinkling piano chords played in the background.

I very much appreciate the technical and leveling aspects such as driving and cooking, but most of all, this game has been an extremely emotional experience for me so far. I could barely pull myself away from my first mini-boss once I acquired the warp-slash. No matter what I'm looking at, I have this excitement and this wonder and frustration that I am inevitably missing so much. I have never, EVER felt this lost. Final Fantasy just beckons, wordlessly. What a beautiful, beautiful, titanic game. I have no words.

Enjoy, everyone. And thank you, Hajime Tabata and Squareenix. Jeez Louise.

>gaming snack

>junk food
how about getting laid?

Name a better snack than a granola bar. You cant

Imagine having next to no self-accomplishment in life, or a stable career, so you have to come to a dead image board to argue with strangers.

bond burger?

No, you get salt on your fingers so you have to have a quick wipe before you touch the keyboard/mouse/controller.
The best gaming snacks are snacks which don't leave any grease or salt on your fingers. I found that quality pretzels are good for this, but crackers and cheese works good too.

I Bond-Hamburger'd your sister?

Fucking shills, holy shit.

best gaming snack

Like you and me just did?

Nah, a nice Chilli con Carne served with a generous helping of steamed white rice is.

I like to fry and add a chopped up spicy italian sausage to mine.

In fact that's what I'm eating right now.

>Potatoes
>Not fingerling

go the fuck home

>snack

I just watch youtube when im hungry and play video games after.

I don't use rice, but I usually eat chilli con carne while gaming after midnight

reminder that sweet potatoes are a fucking meme, they only have 1g more of fiber per 100g compared to regular potatoes, not only they taste like SHIT but they also have 9 times the sodium white potatoes have, more sugar and less potassium
also less protons, sweet potato A SHIT

Chips are such a shit-tier snack. I can never finish a bag before getting sick of it.

I prefer cucumber, carrots and dip for vidya. I play daily and I don't want to stuff chips down my face every day like a fat fuck.
Chips and dip is reserved for twice a month movie night.

>chips
Don't you mean crisps?

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why is there a /fit/ approved list of spices? it's not like some are healthier than the other

No, intermittent fasting and being in the fasted state improves mental clarity and thus allows you to gamer better.
Snacking while gaming is a meme

Which movie are you going to enjoy on the next movie night?

you sound like an incredibly boring person and I dont even eat chips

Chilli con carne actually reheats really well in the microwave, I usually make 3 or 4 large servings worth at a time and snack on the leftovers throughout the week.

It will satisfy both salty and sweet cravings.

>not only they taste like SHIT
Sweet potatoes are delicious, fuck outta here.

Imagine existing in a universe no one knows all the answers to for an extremely small amount of time that will never impact it significantly in its endless entirety

Last night I pierced your sisters buns

Just rename it GuaranteedReplies.png at this point man

>broscience: the picture

>3rd worlder covered in an innate coat of grease can't detect that potato chips are oily.

>eating in front of your computer

Water, frozen grapes and a fifth of vodka here.

Why does Sup Forums have such a worrying unhealthy obsession with food, Sup Forums?

>whole eggs
what, are they selling half eggs in america?

This.

You should always eat behind it.

Modern society is obsessed with food and live to eat instead of eating to live, they don't care what's in the food either.

how is a list of ingredients broscience?
are you retarded or just fat?

One more distraction from vidya.

Some people only eat the whites as the yolk contains cholesterol.

1g protein per pound of body weight is the dankest meme out there and animal products destroy your body.

Would you suck your mom's tit for milk? No? Didn't think so, then why would you suck down a cow's baby calf growth fluid?

Why would you plate up like 10 chips?

Escape Plan (2013)
I got curious after seeing a scene where Arnold actually speaks german and I also saw Jim Caviezel in that scene.

Not gonna deny that desu

>neckbeards are fat
Woah...really activates my boggle goggles

Nigger detected.

Milk is a gift from the powers that be.

ACTUAL nigger detected
Fruits and veggies give you godlike powers while animal products slow your ass down.
Eating raw is life

>Would you suck your mom's tit for milk?
How else am I meant to have my weetabix though?

Mezeria.

Scientifically wrong.
> It's completely intended for humans to drink milk that came out of a cow's udder!
You call people niggers yet you're entirely ignorant

Why would you eat a solar panel?

>1g protein per pound of body weight is the dankest meme out there
there's a lot of discussion regarding that topic, some think 1g per pound is too much, some agree on 1g per kg. it's definitely a meme if you don't work out
>animal products destroy your body
>destroy
nice meme, animal products are just too convenient not to eat. give me a cheap alternative to get 90g of protein a day without having to eat 3k of food and i'll take it

unironically kill yourself familia

>mfw someone says they do not drink milk
Enjoy being a manlet all of your life

Not my fault your weak ass genes can't stomach the superior beverage.

Nigger

I drink milk all my life and I'm still 170cm

It's clear the author, like all /fit/ dieters, has absolutely no idea to cook and their idea of a good meal is boiled chicken breast and brown rice with absolutely no spices on it

Here's the part you don't realize, all it takes 10g of protein to build a pound of muscle, eating 90 fucking grams of it won't do anything extra to help you.

That's pretty much my regular diet, good to know.

if you actually drink milk in a fucking glass instead of using it to cook you're plebian as hell and worse than a nigger

how did you get that from a pic with basic ingredients on it? that isn't broscience.idiot

nice assumptions my dude, it's a TLDR stupid fuck

1. I'm white
2. You're retarded and keep dancing around the fact you're wrong
Anyone can digest milk, doesn't necessarily mean you should though
> inb4 yet another 'lol nigger' reply

>using white rice to /fit/
>literally useless carbs that don't even fill your hunger unless you eat 5KG

African descendants detected

>everything is worthless so i might as well eat a bag of chips and play video games all day

lmao

>retard doesn't know what broscience is
here's your (You)

>you're plebian as hell and worse than a nigger
Is it an American and Asian thing to not drink milk, have you seen how weak and fragile chinks are? That's because they don't drink any milk.

How much of a pussy can a man be to not being able to drink milk? Guess it's the same people(hipsters) that eat everything gluten free

Imagine being so American that vegetables give you diarrhea.

first thing that tipped me off was how they go to length to avoid recommending sugar and the only sauce they recommend is "terriyaki" misspelled which is a sauce containing sugar

I recommend everyone watch one of the chicken and brocolli retards prepare their food on youtube, it's hilarious

>paper towel
jesus fucking christ you're filthy
the grease stays in your hands even if you wipe them. You need to wash your fucking hands after eating chips

>literally useless carbs
what does this even mean. anything that isn't muh protein is "useless" calories? the real broscience is the brown rice meme.

>how weak and fragile chinks are
[citation needed]

I can claim whites, blacks, indians etc are frail and weak too

Drinking plain milk is an American thing. Asians are lactose intolerant

>first thing that tipped me off was how they go to length to avoid recommending sugar

Not really, they literally have fruits, chocolate and honey on it.

>they didn't include X sauce therefore it's a meme pic
idiot you're trying way too hard to find something to complain about

Cashews are literally the best nuts.

>anyone who eats chips with dip at all ever shovels entire gallons worth of each into their mouth while hooked up physically and mentally to virtual pleasure stimulation machines

i eat these bad boys. cheap and good for you and the added benefit of later on when i run to the grocery store for more i can unleash broccoli farts that hang around for a while in random aisles in the store and watch people's reactions.

I meant refined sugar if it wasn't obvious, which dark chocolate has much less of

Do people really snack while gaming? I've tried it before and it never works nicely.
I either end up eating a lot of it quickly or barely touching it at all. I don't like the idea of pausing every second to grab a bite of a snack

>americans can't buy normal fresh vegetables, have to buy prepackaged shit in a bag
real brocolli doesn't give you gas

What the fuck even is the problem here then? What's your point? Teriyaki sauce has like 2g of sugar in a tablespoon.

Imagine video games.

it honestly works really well

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Junior Spesh, £1.50

Best gaming meal hands down

>weeb sticks

use a fork nerd

ummmm acshually milk does not give you stronger bones or height, so no idea where this meme come from

I know a guy that almost had that. Was some acid in apples and other shit that fucked him up royally.

Some strain of IBS I believe.