How did she survive in Novigrad?

How did she survive in Novigrad?

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>How did she survive in Novigrad?

Look at that body.

That's how.

Why isn't her tiddy that big in other outfits or naked?

By hiding and not doing anything lewd.

i'm downloading 55gb of Witcher 3. is it a good game?

I'M GONNA CUM INTO YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU FUCKING HUSSY BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I LL FUCKING DESMEMBER THAT FUCKING BITCH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the shoulders, shes a dude.

on her knees

Preorder your worst girl statue yet Sup Forums?

Push ups

I'm sorry, but she's a sorceress.

whorceress

Considering how hot she is, she would be rich if she was a whore

Sorcery is her hobby.
Prostitution is her actual profession.

This thread again....I can't put my finger on it but I get the samefag OP feeling as those ''Isn't sad Morrigan/Yen'' autistic spam threads posted daily on Sup Forums

I'm watching you OP

Proof?

doubt it, nobody wants to pay to fuck a starfish

She would try to starfish at first, yes, but she'd learn to work for her money the hard way

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She should look like a burn ward patient from the neck down

yeah

tiddies lmao

lol

That's not canon

Why not?

I'm convinced all the Triss threads lately are made by like two Yenfags who are eternally booty blasted that people prefer Triss over Yen Sue.

>She should look like a burn ward patient from the neck down

And Yen should be a hunchback, what's your point?

Those threads are just an excuse to post the Triss / monsters porn webm

virgin detected

People prefer Triss over Yen because Triss is presented as a nice person while Yen as a bitch with questionable morals. Especially in Witcher 3.

Also, turning down Yen during her own sidequest is one of the most satisfying things you can do in the game.

Broad shoulders are an attractive trait in women, they make tits look bigger.

>Also, turning down Yen during her own sidequest is one of the most satisfying things you can do in the game.

Holy shit this. She just doesn't get it and Geralt is already thinking about tapping some other ass.

Yen was a hunchback as a kid, her mentor fixed her when she was 13. All sorceresses were sent off to learn magic by noble families because they were too ugly to be married off

Triss on the other hand got her burns way later during the battle of Sodden Hill, everyone thought she was dead and no one could identify the burnt person among all the casualties, not even Yennefer who was her best friend and was there with her

TL;DR fuck off with your waifu faggotry

>yfw magic's gone

t. game only fags

a whore by default then

You're just jealous that she's a 10/10 sucking on dirty guards dick

Goddamn those titties.

Of course this is Sup Forums not /lit/

>but she's a sorceress.

Every sorceress is a whore.

>half the game is literature

I have read the shitty books, but that doesn't change my point. In the games Triss is presented as a nice person while Yen as a bitch.
It's not like Yen was any better in the books either.

Wouldn't /lit/ fucking lynch you for saying that? it has a lot of text and plot but as you pointed out not a few mins ago it's a game and not the book.

Triss is shown as a lying and manipulative, she even admits it
Yenn might be brash, but she doesn't lie to you. She even tells Geralt that she wants him to be more assertive IN THE FUCKING GAME

>nice person
>drugs you and takes advantage of your amnesia
She's just more subtle about it.

>Yen was a hunchback as a kid, her mentor fixed her when she was 13. All sorceresses were sent off to learn magic by noble families because they were too ugly to be married off
>Triss on the other hand got her burns way later during the battle of Sodden Hill, everyone thought she was dead and no one could identify the burnt person among all the casualties, not even Yennefer who was her best friend and was there with her
>TL;DR fuck off with your waifu faggotry

I don't see how this is relevant. Are you unaware of what a sorceress actually can do? Like did you actually read the books or just some wiki just to wave your dick around?

Nah all the books in the game

>claims I haven't read the books
>doesn't know that Triss is burnt from the neck down permanently

>yen might be a god awful person but at least she didn't lie to your face

>Triss fags care more for their fee-fees than being treated like an actual person
>They're okay with being Triss' stay at home boy toy while she continues dabbling in political bullshit after it nearly killed her multiple times

>Yenn might be brash, but she doesn't lie to you

No she carefully manipulates all information told to Geralt at all times and only offers up the bits of information that she feels he is worthy to know at that given time. Which is worse than lying.

Daily reminder that Yen carries a stuffed unicorn while Triss only carries dried stranger's gravy dried up her cooch

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>takes advantage of your amnesia

By wanting to fuck Geralt?
Yen was supposed to be dead and she wasn't even present for most of the series. Even in 3 Geralt had to track her down.

Why are you trying to make it seem like Yen is some innocent flower and that Yen+Geralt was some perfect romantic couple and Triss swooped in and destroyed it all?

The entire point the games try and get across is that no one is what they seem and that no one is truly good or bad. That includes your potential love interests. Heck the same is true of reality. You will never find a perfect person, you just try and find someone where their better qualities outweigh the bad.

>In the games Triss is presented as a nice person
You didn't even play the fucking games. She is tricking you into thinking she was your old sorceress lover in the 1st game. Then she is conspiring shit with the lodge behind your back in the 2nd game.

Cause they'd never agree to a trial of grasses even though it's though best bet

Triss straight up lies to Geralt about his life and takes advantage of her best friend's lover

That wasn't the first time she did it, dude

Then admits it later to his face. Yen continues to manipulate Geralt and all information until the day he dies if you shack up with her.

That was the mental scarring you fuck, the physical injuries were healed by magic, which is the norm for sorceresses.
if you actually own the book then re-read those parts. Your memory is that of a goldfish.

Even so it doesn't even fucking matter since the games are fanfiction. Geralt is canonically dead as shit so why don't you whine about that.

>Yen continues to manipulate Geralt and all information until the day he dies if you shack up with her
Manipulate what information? The plot to the erotic novels she's reading?

Let's settle the Triss / Yen debate once and for all.

If Geralt asked for a rimjob, who would give him?

I'm perfectly aware that Yen is a bitch. What I am saying, in fact, is that Triss is also a bitch.
And no, I'm more referring to the fact that she withheld information to do that. She was also aware that Yen was alive.

>Cause they'd never agree to a trial of grasses even though it's though best bet
>Triss straight up lies to Geralt about his life and takes advantage of her best friend's lover

It's downright comical the lenths Yen fags will go to try and make it seem like Yen is a good person.

>After her fall at Sodden Hill and her consequent resuscitation, Triss mentions that she "will never again be able to wear a dress with a low neckline", suggesting that some skin disfigurement still remains on her chest
You're wrong but okay

>Lies for the greater good
>Lies to backstab a friend and get some Witcher dick
Tough choice man

>Triss straight up lies to Geralt about his life and takes advantage of her best friend's lover

Did you just convenientlly forget how Yen cheats on Geralt? They weren't some fairytale couple.

Triss.

>Let's settle the Triss / Yen debate once and for all.

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rigging strawpoll is easy user

>I'm more referring to the fact that she withheld information to do that

Like Yen does constantly?

And how Geralt cheats on Yen? In the early days they always cheated and argued with each other, but after a certain point in the story when things got more serious so did they. To the point where Yennefer let herself be tortured and almost raped to save Geralt and Ciri

It's almost like relationships are complicated, but Sup Forumsirgins wouldn't know about that

>>Lies for the greater good

You think this is just about the necromancy?

The "greater good" is whatever Yen finds convenient.

>And how Geralt cheats on Yen? In the early days they always cheated and argued with each other, but after a certain point in the story when things got more serious so did they. To the point where Yennefer let herself be tortured and almost raped to save Geralt and Ciri

Now that's funny. Did you even play the game or read the books? Not only did Yen cheat on Geralt but Triss also allowed herself to be tortured to help Geralt.

Which is always for the good of her family. It would have been convenient to join the Lodge and cave in to Phillipe's demands like Triss did, but Yennefer didn't and was powerful enough to tell Phillipe to fuck off and not be hunted down

>nail pulling for 5 minutes is the same thing as brutal torture for months

Rigging a casual strawpoll is pretty pathetic, if someone wants to do that then by all means.

Yennefer is canon, but she's not the "best waifu".

>No Shani
Poll disregarded

I'll just leave this here
youtube.com/watch?v=2bSk-8C76dc

I legit enjoyed Dandelion with tits. Wish she didn't disappear after their quest line

>no Shani ending

After the wedding party I was sold. She's clearly best Witcherfu.

Her life span would have never matched his. When they first met she was a 17 year old student at Oxenfurt, now she's the head the the medical department there. She went so far in her short life span but to Geralt it was just a fraction of his life

Bros before hoes

I'm so glad they got Regis right

>those shoulders
>somehow male only

She is from a time when men were men and women were men too.

If Yen would look like Triss, that would be perfect.

Also fuck devs for making her tits in this scene much bigger than usual.

You can still have fun regardless and Shani would have been worth it.

Tfw Witcher is the first game to get women right.

Both of your LI are treacherous, egocentric and bitchy whores who cheat on you without issues.

Because she's not a real person, she's a character in a video game.

I prefer Triss over Yen for the simple fact that Yen is a bitch.
Yen is precisely like the women I've dumped in the past where their looks were their only redeeming feature.

>Yennefer is canon

Kind of pointless bringing up canon since the games aren't canon.

It's just sorceresses in general

Triss is also a bitch, but I guess she makes you feel nice while scheming behind your back

Women in general.

...

Man I am a hardcore Yen fag but I guess I'm not a dick like the people here because seeing Triss heartbroken really hurt me

This thread is full of waifu-faggotry what did you expect from emotionally stunted Sup Forumsirgins

>ut I guess she makes you feel nice while scheming behind your back

What schemes? Are you gonna fall back on the tired old
>s-she betrayed yen!

Would you live in a fairytale with syanna until the end of time?

This

Yea

Technically true but virgin detected nonetheless

Politics bullshit, selling Ciri to the Lodge, getting in bed with the king of Kovir after another king tried killing them all