Would you pay a girl to play video games with you?

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>girl

No. If I wanted to, I'd just ask my wife. But both of us prefer SP games so it's irrelevant.

I hope I never get this thirsty

tfw no gf

Why would I want a girl to play with me?

I would pay not to have girls in my games

Fuck no. She should pay me.

I would pay them to stfu once in a while

>One hour of overwatch where I pretend to be your girlfriend

I wonder what this would entail. You just tell her she's doing fine when she's objectively shit at games for an hour?

link pls

No way fag.

Nope, never.
Even if I WAS that desperate, I would waste my money on an MFC girl, that way she'll at least get naked and watch me jerk off or something
If you're going to donate to gamer girls you might as well just set your money on fire

>You will never get paid by letting people play video games with you

it would be intensely anxiety provoking.

No but i would pay good money so i could flag people to never show up on the same matches i'm in on evey online game, people that just sits back and doesnt do shit, get no kills or doesnt play the objective.

It's one thing when you lose a game but your team did all they could but the other team was just better, and other is to get stomped because you were paired with a bunch of mouthbreathers that should be on their backyard playing with dirt.

My older sister has a hot voice and does this for free to troll betas orbiters.

No, I want to win

She should actively stream it while she does it so she can make fun of the guy off voice comms to the stream to get even more money and donations :^)

is that a fucking hourly rate?

You just know those cowtits look like shit out of a bra

No girlfriend - I wish I had a girlfriend to play games with me.
Have girlfriend - I'm so happy I have this one place I can enjoy myself without her invading it.

Good Lord she is ugly.

what

I've always wanted to hire a cute meido to serve me tea and snacks while I play games, does that count

even with makeup she is ugly as sin

I play single player so no

Yeah but i like fat titz so it looks good to me.

just get a hooker for fucks sake

reading is hard huh

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What's the point in playing games with a gf if you can't cuddle?

does she have a name so I can see more tid

not a bad idea, she could tell the stream "youre all hotter than him ;p if your D is big xd"

AISHITERU TSUBIESAN

no deal
a passable trap, maybe

I'd pay that one for sex.

I haven't become that much of a loser yet thankfully.

only for couch koop, not online

>paying for vaginas to not even fuck you

What's wrong with you 1st worlder fuccboys and your memepresion

My older sister pretends to be my girlfriend and uses her hot voice to frustrate the hell out of betas online

Interesting I found her pretty cute with those dimples, nice light skin, brown hair and colored eyes. I assume you dislike her bodyfat %? Perhaps the traits I value you dislike.

>5 basic
>10 standard
what is she gonna do, play worse?