Best girl isn't an option

>best girl isn't an option

>not an option spoiler
thanks for ruining my day

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just wait until you meet shani

>spoiler

I thought people on Sup Forums who haven't played the game already are mad nin toddlers that will never play it.

Idort here I only completed TW3 first time a few weeks ago because of the summer sale. Was pretty unsure of it due to Sup Forums shitposting but at £15 for the GOTY edition I thought why not and it did not disappoint.

Sup Forums are worse than game critics man. Why would you hear them?

In terms of criticism, Sup Forums hyperbolizes everything.

You can never take negative feedback from this place at face value.

the occasional shitpost? I pay no attention but when it's rampant and frequent it's usually right (see ME:A) however enough people were still persisting that it was damn good so I took the plunge regardless. I don't always listen to Sup Forums but I'd be a fool to disregard immediately, information is information after all.

I kill her every time. Makes me feel like Bond

I just wanted to fuck the succubus.

>best girl

For all the bitching between Triss and Yen fags, I think they can both agree on Keira being worst girl.

What happens if you never do her sidequest with the tower or do the date night thing?

Does she still get kill or just never shows up again?

Oh god not this thread again.

They're all shit. There is no true love happening in this game. Just fuck buddies and the G man being used. Fuck Yen, fuck Tris. Fuck the daughter (don't doe,. She's the only other good character).

well, she's the cutest mage, but i get the feeling she's a whore that will dump you the second she sees someone with more power. Poor Lambert

i think she get's the radovid treatment either way

Same

I fantasise about her all the time

>Ciri
>good
good bait

The one in the forest was best

Which quest?

I really wanted to fuck Margarita. I thought she was very beautiful, would have liked to have had the option to flirt with her at least.

>can't fuck the herbalist
Kill me Pete

>girl
reminder that Keira is a huge inside joke at CDPR and is actually a man.

Practicum in Advanced Alchemy

One of the hunts in Skellige I think is from a druid who says his apprentice or whatever is being seduced by a succubus.

Don't know why she gives a shit about stuff like Chorts. The ones she listed aren't even sentient. It is not like there is a commune of magical beings where Succubi, dragons and other sentient beings live together with fucking nekkars and shit.

Fucking Lambert.

so did you listen to the W3 combat is shit meme, or did you see that the combat is actually alright

I'm glad keira existed. If she didn't this gorgeous girl at an anime convention I went to a few months ago wouldn't have cosplayed as her. It was absolutely perfect, she even did the NIPSLIP perfectly. Any chance I got a stood by her at a perfect angle to stare at her perky tits. I think she got kicked out of the convention or something tho I never saw her again after the first half of the first day.

Did you try and get in her pants? If you didn't and all you did was stare at her all day, you're a pathetic little fag.

If you take the formulas away from her and tell her to go to kaer morhen she lives

she gets radovided and you see her on a spike burning in novigrad


I'm with OP kiera was best girl, her sexy idle animations fixing her clothes forced me to fap many times

>Ctl-F
>No Tomira

You guys really are faggots.

>actually caring about video game romance

it's like you're fucked up in the head or something

>all of these "how come i dont get to fug" posts
>not one mention of this one

she was in a deep sleep, probably sweaty....FUCK

Witcher 3 is shit and you know it

the only good thing about the game are the cutscenes, not even the story is good.

her name isn't tomira you retarded mong

my nigger

My gf was with me. Eye candy was all I needed. I'm a dirtbag

pretty much GOTY it came out user.
I was pleasantly surprised too as i never played TW1 or 2 and got TW3 free with my PS4.
Apart from the launch problems, only issue I have with the game is the soft lock in combat

She looks and sounds like a soccer mom.

She appeared once, she's forgettable as fuck.

Go chomp a dick, you clearly didn't play the game.

>or did you see that the combat is actually alright

It doesn't bug me like it does some people and I enjoy twirling about cutting up people but I didn't play TW2 for combat either.

Her ass was too big

le irish etc etc

I don't see the problem

Who's the best prostitute and why is it Amrynn?

Why does she look like she needs to poop?

ears too sharp

Because she needs to poop.

>best girl isn't an option

the chick you fuck on skellige is pretty hot.

Probably, considering her gwent card is much cuter then her final form but Geralt gets with her missionary style so obviously feminine penis isn't canon.

Do vampires even poo? Is it blood poo?

>regis isnt an option

As much as I would like to fuck Ciri I'm glad you can't as Geralt because she really is a daughter to him and it's a good thing they got going. Now if they made a Witcher game where you create your own Witcher and get to meet her as some point then let the ploughing commence.

The Iron Maiden? She's ok I guess

>Dudu isnt an option

Unironically, Regis is the best girl in the entire game

NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY

i'd do him but only if he cut his fucking nails

moody whore

Excuse me coming thru

They poo blood sausages

Shame I had to kill her

That knife ear at the tavern you talk to in Lambert's quest was legit beautiful to me.

>you will never save her from her alcoholism

I kept replaying this quest hoping something will change. Instead get a fucking lesson on morality every time. What a hack.

Killed her too. Felt good man. I was really worried Geralt's white knighting bullshit was going to get in the way.

>romancing witches

my nigger

her drunken slur and cackle crossed the line between grating and cute several times

Bed bug ridden bitch. She deserved the spike.

>worst

KYS

Yep, I had her go to Karr Morhen. She helped in the battle and her story ended with her leaving with Lambert.

>Best girl isnt an option

Also this honorable mention for Iris

>romancing a girl who friendzones you

Literally don't remember her. Played through twice and got the Platinum

>not romancing witches

T O P
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Wait when the fuck is this?

Best dlc

best girl

Shame it can't be cannon and she can't stick around because dlc

>romancing a cum guzzling whore who'd rather gangbang and blowbang her army infantry than Geralt
N O P E

This bitch wanted it, too.

Why was Geralt so nutless in TW3?

Seconded. I don't recall.

>>best girl isn't an option
Tell me about it OP

Its no romance scene,its when Geralt finally captures and pins her blind ass down in the sewers to force her to listen to him.

Also she sucks compared to other Witcher girls in attractiveness

But I didn't get that scene user. I still wouldn't have kissed her though she's just disgusting

>Bang her
>Head to the rat lighthouse
>She's trying to jack the bioweapon plans
>nope.avi
>Tell her I won't let her take it to Radovid because that seems like a terrible idea
>Expect some sort of rational argument between adults
>Nope, game jumps right into combat and I have no choice but to murder her

Not what I expected

>hot 10/10 tits milf in witcher2
>literally who reused peasant face in witcher3
what did they mean by this?

The best thing about TW3 is that while a lot of The women are attractive, they aren't completely lacking in imperfections like in most games.

she dead nigga she dead after i gave her that NUT LMAO

Downgraded to shit-tier which she is user

I really don't understand the meme.
All share the same bodies except for triss and ciri.

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Hey, Lambert deserves a shot at love, or at least companionship . Let him have this one.
Patrician tastes.
While just a piece of scenery basically, Sweet Nettie from Carnal Sins is also nice. Too bad she's not one of the available prostitutes.

Yea. I was really sad that she had to leave. And HoS is a masterpiece.

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She's one of the first NPCs you talk to and she's bent over a table with her ass aimed at you.

>Nice and pretty best girl who wants nothing more than to live quietly with her beloved
>Gets screwed over so hard she becomes a fucking wraith

Daily reminder that Olgierd did everything wrong

i didnt even bother attempting to help olgierd at the end of the dlc