You find this Android sleeping in your bedroom

What do you do?

Kill myself because humans aren't supposed to exist anymore and because I want to mess with him and make him go crazy again.

Convince him to hack into some banks and create an offshore account for me.

I once had a dream where i slammed 9S in a door, then fucked his ass, followed up by ass munching an Inkling.

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Gays need to go and stay go. Post A2, she's the best.

what does being gay have to do with this thread?

stay mad ;^)

>Being a girl fetishist

why are there no lewds of 9S

Why can't I have lewd dreams like this?

cause nobody likes gays

But I ordered Mega Man this week.

Nah

I also dreamed of Wario's 3D highly detailed polygoned ass in a haunted museum of Lammy Lamb porn and Ashley crying and wanting to fuck Wario (who was her dad in the dream) while Interstellar music played.

roll him over and slam his hole, I'm a human he must obey.

learn to lucid dream

>inb4 trap fetish

>ass munching an inkling

S-source?

I would drop my spaghetti so hard, I can't even come up with a fantasy where I act smoothly around that perfect boy. Ideally I would eat his butt, but I'd probably end up making him eat a bunch of eggs

Don't know, sadly

How would 9S react if someone asked him it they could fuck him?

Why are so many gay guys pedophiles? Look at twink worship, for example.

upload a virus and make him mine

Why are boys so much better than girls?

Ask him how he got into my house.
I mean I'm not complaining but, really.

And, unironically, BJ Blazkowicz fucking Doomguy in the ass.

loli and teen porn

If it's a human then he has to, right? He'd probably be upset about it though. But think about how perfect his android butt would be, no cleanup or prep needed

*tucks him into bed*

>loli
>gay
You hopeless fool

>Getting off to flat chests

Might as well fuck a boy desu

I don't know about your statistical claim, but maybe it's how little boys look more feminine than older men, which would make them be better traps.

Same reason that straight guys fap to 3000-year-old lolis :^)

Don't have more pictures of 9S

Chikan-kun to Hentai-kun

Post other vidya boys then.

Pee in his mouth

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I love Nines so much, it fucking hurts me that I'll never hold him

>ywn have your own roboboy

You're all sick pedarasts.

Twinks are still adults though. Men like youth and beauty no matter what sexuality they are.

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Don't be rude.

*sits on your face*

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>wind waker
cute

>those thighs

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Is this why the game sold so well?

destroy it and use the parts to build a microwave

>tfw you made 9S self destruct over and over and got off to it

He's made for bullying

*sniff sniff*

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No this is why