What's the stupidest reason you've been banned in a game?

What's the stupidest reason you've been banned in a game?

For cheating

I've never been banned

I killed a taunting Scout on a community server and autism happened.

Nigger faggot on WoW

A retard admin thought I was cheating in minecraft. I wasn't.

Blew up an entire project I was doing with a few friends from 4craft remains on that server, we all left to another and the server lost it's population shortly afterwards.

swearing in the chat in bad company 2

dropping redpills on habbo hotel

1.6
Killed the admin in while he was running down the stair on Dust_2 with a headshot, it was about a decade ago.

I started up WoW when my PIA VPN was on. Last IP was used by Chinese gold farmer.

Went into a private Battlefield 2 server. Shot someone camping in a base like you're suppose to do. Was immediately yelled at by the server admin who complained that they were playing a "friendly game". Then got banned. Reason: You killed someone.

What's the dumbest reason you've been banned from Sup Forums?

inb4 banned for this post

Telling a tripfag to fuck off, thanks /hoc/

Killing an admin

Got banned for telling someone all anime is loli highschool fan service shit. They gave me 3 days.

"rushing" with TMP in CS:S

Never been banned. I'm not a retard.

Then why the fuck you in this thread

I bought the game and tried to play.

Saying "I am 12 and what is this?"

Wish I was making this up.

I got banned for having Cheat Engine running in the background for another game.

Killed a wolf in some minecraft server that attacked me, I think it was from an admin or something.
I was just exploring around, didn't destroy any block or else, just killed the dog in self defense.

>accidentally flooded the station with plasma as an AI

I've only ever been banned when I deserved it.

I used to have so much fun griefing Halo CE Cops n Robbers servers. When I'd get banned I'd just re-install the game with a different CD key I'd find online.

>What's the stupidest reason you've been banned in a game?

I got so good using the rifle grenades in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory that I could bounce one off a wall, through a window and then off another wall and land the thing right on a moving target. So people thought I was hacking and I got banned from a server.

This.

I got banned for using a smiley.

Sniped a streamer

Responding to a roll post.

I evaded a ban and then came back and told the mod that it was bullshit that he banned me despite not breaking any rules, just for saying I was a furfag.
Didn't even post porn, cropped porn or lewds.

Sounds like you deserved it

I've only been banned once and that was for intentionally getting a million dubs posts with the boys on some faggy makeout thread on Sup Forums

Just playing Halo 3 (back when it was relevant). Salty clanfags said they'd get me suspended from XBL, got up the next day to find they actually did. Must have mass reported me or something

>getting banned
>ever

On an arma server, we had a hostage and demanded a million. They weren't showing up so I texted them "Is this Papa John's? Cause we about to Pop-A-Nigga". Immediate ban that was never lifted. Even after two years. Bunch of fucking nazis with no sense of humor.

get a load of redditor newfags over here
if you don’t get banned regularly you don’t belong here

I got a nice three-day ban for this little number.

I deserved it just for saying I was a furfag? I got banned just for that. No porn, no rule broken. I just said "well I am a furfag" and then banned.

All mods are pretentious, greasy pieces of shit with nothing better to do than monitor a dying board.

All their relevance is dedicated to this cess pool of utter shit, and they know that their lives have boiled down to them going nowhere except the "benefit" of telling the girls they want to fuck; "I'm an admin on Sup Forums".

They're all pathetic, and should just kill themselves, maybe go outside and grow some thicker skin.


Also, stupidest reason for being banned? Probably this; i.e. Voicing an opinion that greaseball keyboard warrior mods will ban me for.

Was drunkposting and didn't put my hands on the keyboard right. I was one key over. Like instead of hello it was gwkki. I'd posted a whole post like that and got banned for gibberish spam or something.

posting about 200 hentai pictures in a lol thread on Sup Forums

I've got banned from The Division Foruns because I made a video proving to a guy that he was wrong saying that Steam Overlay doesn't work in DX12.

spawned 36 giant hitlers on a gmod build server

Yes that is correct

They do it for free

Ok, go to fuck yourself.

tried posting a stu 4:00 am thing and i think it got swapped with something else. was a permanent ban and i had to fuck around with IRC to get un banned

was sweating bullets

Ok furfag

owned an admin on tf2 with the sydney sleeper

fragged the admin's girlfriend

Sounds like a personal issue

>falco scripts in gmod
>prop killed everyone and took their printers
>admin picked me up
>prop killed him too
>banned: "fuck yuo"
>"yuo"
>I laugh at the mental animation of how urgently he typed the ban reason out after me killing him to make that typo

posted in a LOL thread saying i had a dominos representative on the line waiting to offer free pizza to some madman if he agreed to stop posting diaperfur

Well I was kicked for a stupid reason on a 10-year-old FPS game.

>server is normal, RED and BLU killing each other as they should
>faggot "Hoovy" with interactive party taunts plagues the server with his Conga taunt
>be a party pooper and do a mass shooting
>votekicked out

Here are some tips on keeping your server mod shit free. I used to own a big massive server for an FPS

1. Do a personal psychological analysis of the person. You don't have to be an expert, trust your intuition. In the long run he might get power hungry, and like 50 percent of the time if you give them mod powers their attitude completely changes and you start to worry.

2. Don't let your mods get bored. Just like IRL when a cop is bored, they'll pull non-suspects for stupid shit, they'll do the same to your regulars.. And then your regulars will start to question you and the mods and their reason.

3. Never EVER give your regulars, or the people who visit your server the power. What I mean by this is always TAKE CONTROL, be confident and show the alpha male side. If not, they'll start demanding shit from you and the mob mentality will start dictating every action you take. Be in control and they will follow your rules.

4. CREATE FUCKING RULES. This is part of being an alpha male so you can prevent them from dictating how you run your shit. I guess this falls in part 3 but still. It's fucking important. DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH TO EVERYONE.

5. Be fucking nice, don't be a dick.

6. Be close to everyone on your server.

I got kicked out of a match of left for dead 2 because I was still learning the controls

Botting on runescape. However ban lifted in 2 days lol

I made a Joy Lane shitpost on Sup Forums

I did tech that an admin didn't know about and he banned me because he thought I was hacking

I don't know what i'm going to do if I ever get permanently banned. All the usual ways to avoid bans don't work for some reason

this one time I was banned for like three months and I had to wait all of it out... It was torture. This place is my only social contact

and this was when you couldn't even browse the site while banned

I got banned for posting Nine in a BB thread and happened to roll a 9

i remember getting something like 28 day ban back in those days

it was hell

Does getting falseflagged for a permanent ban on PSN for doing literally nothing (I hadn't even turned the console on in like two days) count?

I just got that sorted out but fuck man that was a shitty couple of days dealing with customer support and having to just wait on emails to get my account back. This is why I almost always buy physical whenever possible.

I once got a month long ban for "advertising'

I tried to start a thread about this interview with one of the voice actors for Xenoblade, and I put the link to the interview in my post

Luckily i was able to appeal it, but some chucklefuck mod had to have approved the ban in the first place

I got banned fo killing a twitch streamer

is this real

I get a 3 day ban at least twice a month

I swear I don't even try. I think the mods just hate me and I'm on their shit list

Pretty sure I once got caught hit with a 3-day because I posted in a shitposting thread without noticing, left once I did, and then later on some mod or janitor did a massive purge of the entire thread.

I got banned from Scorehero for saying I raped a girl in multiplayer

When microsoft made that bot that would combine images based on a question I made pic related and got banned.
Don't worry, you don't have to reply to it. Your mom's are safe and I hope you all have healthy relationships with them.

How about
>no rules
>but there is a voteban that lasts for an hour or so
>only the admin and his best irl buds has direct power

nobody plays online video games to be subject to some autist's laws of the land

Not banned but they permanently renamed me to Bnetplayer in HotS after AssDad got banned and I switched to hugejunk69

Posting a screencap from Kamen Rider Ex-Aid where Emu was all bloodied up and knocked out as a reaction image to people thinking a Blue Yeti is worth $100-$120. It's from a fucking kids show, not some FotM Liveleak video.

>game about killing russians and nazis in the pre-voice chat era
>no cursing, this is a christian server :)

I think it was for replying to an off topic thread on /sci/ like 8 years ago.

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Tripping the autoban word filters on here.

That's the fucking worst

I've been banned for posts I made days ago because some janny got a stick up his ass

I said nigger. Granted, I was calling the mods niggers, but nonetheless, shit was dumb. I was also once banned for posting an anime reaction image. The mods on Sup Forums are quite silly, they're also niggers.

yes

Also got perma from the e3 twitch after me and everyone else called life Is strange 2 an sjw shithouse

Why would you even need this for a FPS game? Built in mute function and remove or disable shit you don't want.

I've been banned for reaction images that sort of look like porn but are not from porn

it is bullshit. I hate that you can't appeal a three day ban

starcraft(maybe warcraft),aol version $1.99/hour,got banned for haveing the name JoeCam.
Apparently I encouraged children to smoke.
The user name DopeDealer was allowed to stay.

Gimmie that shit man

>numbers 4, 7, 9, and 10
my sides

Pedo

Ignore the other fag pretending to be me. Yes. It was on Easy Altis Life, a server where you start off with one million dollars. The moderators on their forum denied my appeal several times. Keep in mind this is a server where people said "Cunt" "Faggot" "Kike" but "nigga" is too bad.

I got banned from gamestop for not buying DLC

spoiling jojo

>tfw full circle

maybe

That's a very rude thing to call someone, guy.

I can't decide between posting a Pepe Trump on /jp/ or posting Fluffies gore with the mods thinking prioritizing the "pony" part and not the gore.

Dubsposting when I actually got dubs.

Never been banned from a game, only Sup Forums.

interesting post user.

Being banned from Sup Forums probably isn't a great thing.

Said I was selling rare black lobsters at RuneScape got me muted

>getting banned for "hacking"
hever hacked in my life but damn it feels good to be a gangster

>either getting banned or having the other guy ragequit because they're screeching about you hacking when you're just outskilling them on all fronts

feels good