Apart from being made by GameCube tech.
>perfectly shaped
>just the right size
It's clearly better than 2B's ass.
Apart from being made by GameCube tech.
>perfectly shaped
>just the right size
It's clearly better than 2B's ass.
just go away sybb ffs
It looks just like 2B's ass
It does? How?
It's big and round and a little on the fat side
Right cheek looks twice as large as left. Always wished I could've played this tho
For fuck's sake, Sybb. You have been posting about video game asses for over ten years now, all while collecting welfare checks the whole time.
Every time I see a thread about your obscure low-poly waifu, I become a little bit more depressed because your autism prevents you from ever having self awareness, meaning you're little better than a retarded animal and you're never going to realise the horrendous way you have wasted your life.
It's because she's leaning onto her left leg. Her left cheek gets squished, that's why it looks smaller.
>It's clearly better than 2B's ass.
Horseshit. I can see polygons.
Because you're comparing 2003 GameCube tech with 2016 Ps4 tech.
Compare the size and shape of the ass instead.
Her stance prevent the left cheek from hanging like the right one does
Eh. It's pretty good I guess.
They literally have the same ass. 2B's is made from more polygons, making it look smoother, but the size and shape are the same.
Was this game any fun?
I remember watching a trailer that came on the gc viewtiful joe disk. Never saw this game in any stores
Jesus Christ, what's with the name?
It's like they forgot how to change it from its project name before release or something
It's all about her ass. Game was only fun for autists.
I never got around to playing it. Here's a review though
They both could shed a few pounds back there.
Difference is Vanessa's ass is jiggly as hell.
Nothing wrong with a jiggly ass
If it jiggles as much as hers does, it's a bit too fat
how is a thread about ass video games?
steamcommunity.com
steamcommunity.com
/r/ironicgamers
Because it's vidya ass
>tfw PN03 fan
>it's impossible to talk about it here
has there ever been an honest PN03 thread in the history of Sup Forums?
t. 16 year old brazilian
What is there to talk about it, honestly? People usually debate how plump her ass is or how much it jiggles.
Sybb is not people, he's just one autistic swede.
>thinking Sybb is the only who likes talking about ass
The gameplay itself isn't that interesting, desu. And if you want to grind for the sexy costumes it becomes downright tedious.
The best thing about the game is the way she moves.
Go away, Sybb.
You mean the way her ass moves on its own
"Product Number 3" sounds like a good name.
Is it fun?
...
Anytime i am feeling down, it helps to remember some autistic loser keeps making the same pointless thread.
Ok this is too much
Don't you think it's fun to watch her ass bounce up and down as she runs?
"Too much"?
Sybb, why are you so fucking creepy? Do you get off hearing people talk about butts?
It bounces too much. It looks fat.
It looks a bit fatty yes, but what's wrong with that?
t. Irish
Nigga, asses are made of fat. All assess move like that regardless of size. If not, you're looking at a skelly.
The ass is literally the only good thing about that game. That particular suit takes so much grinding of this horrible piece of shit game it's not worth it.
No, no it's not a hidden gem. It's a terrible game with a nice ass.
>asses are made of fat
And muscle
>all asses move like that regardless of size
They most certainly don't. Just because you run doesn't mean your ass bounce up and down like that
If you zoom in on any ass, it moves like that.
youtube.com
>any ass
>chooses one of the fattest asses in track and field history
Nice try. You only prove my point you need a fat butt for it to bounce up and down like that.
The olympics are a gold mine for magnificent asses. Too bad I'm a socially awkward skeleton who would never appeal to an olympian.
>virgin white boy
>It must be a fat ass because otherwise I have no argument
Ayy dios mio