Maybe you should try getting a job

Maybe you should try getting a job.

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Okay, where?

I'm trying JC get off my fucking back, we weren't all cloned for the express purpose of the job we got handed to us.

Majestic 12.

Maybe you should join Majestic 12.... In a bodybag

Prod

Stick with the prod.

Its all in the numbers.

Get PILLS! Against my orders.

>JC says this while unemployed and subsisting on stolen candy bars
pottery

Prod

WARNING WARNING
OLD MEN

Denton was conceived into a job.

WHO ARE YOU

After the quakes, the homeless people drifted down here. Junkies, runaways, grifters; theres a DSS file a mile long on this place. Some of them- the so-called Mole People- have permanent living quarters in an adjacent tunnel system not on my map.

You mean proddery.

GO IN AND
GO IN AND
GO IN LIKE THE US MARSHALL AND HIS THREE DAUGHTERS

A BOMB

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is the universe speaking to me

WE LOSE THE VACCINE?

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we're 100% BLACK

The hatch code is 12232113333332121132231321133212113

Watch out for the karkian though.

>becoming a wage slave

take pills against my orders. and his three daughters ended up dead. Heres your op bonus.

I have some good news for both of you

>I might as well prod your ass
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JC Denton. 3 years old. No Residence. No Fame. No Knowledge. No Judgement. No Imagination. No

Maybe you should try getting a job, in Majestic 12.

I will burn like the brightest star

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Yes

is Revision any good or should I just replay vanilla

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Get gmdx instead

Your appointment to CIA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with Dr. Pavel.

i liked revision but not the new soundtrack. it's worth at least 1 playthrough to see what they did with the game.

Paul I... I thought you were a GEP gun

JC is fucking 23?
Holy shit I feel old now.
I always thought he was at least 30

I'll take the GEP gun, sometimes you gotta make a silent takedown.

no I can't
I'm busy convincing myself I'm absolutely good for nothing as I'm going nowhere and time keeps rolling

In order to fit some of the background info of the games he god his age accelerated a few times.

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I've been trying for two and a half years. I'm dead inside.

>tfw you will never resign your job by presenting the body of your boss to his superiors

How did they manage to deliver such a kino game?

electronic arts wasn't involved

>paul tells me to be nonlethal
>haha faggot im gonna fuck these terrorist fucks up
>turns out they were right and I was a puppet for scum that wants to fuck the world in the ass
>see pauls pained face as I cut a bloody swath through the NSF

>tfw tin foil hat
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> 1945 corporations paid 50% of federal taxes, now it's 5%
Well that's probably due a significant amount to exploding government and increasing taxes, not lowering burden on them.

NSF were still thugs and assholes, they just happened to be right this one time.

are you me

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Salt is a bad choice for close range combat.

I take it he was a big guy?

Q. How come candy from a vending machine cost 2 credit
but food at a bar cost like 10 credit

We have other problems

Oh yes! when he heard he didn't get to bring friends, he was so willing he almost didn't fly so good.

*coughs*

Because the vending machine doesn't have robot hands and a shotgun.

I hear that syndicates of wizards have taken over the Summerset Isles.
The altmer have powerful wizards, it could be a dangerous situation.

Good day.

Why is this game so good

I'm currently playing and enjoying mankind divided it's good but nothing special. Original deus ex was good but in a much more satisfying way.

*clears throat*

I already have two jobs and I despise one of them.

GOT'EM

I SPILL MY DRINK

BITCH I AIN'T GOIN' BACK TO JAIL

Let's try some word association: The Fighter's Guild.

Fun fact: If you carry Rock's corpse up the stairs (As proof you did the deed), the Rooks will freak the fuck out and attack you.

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Okay, and?

Because the bar owners also have to pay their employees and pay rent

how did they fuck that up with in da fresh

I got shot by a rook who wandered down the stairs and saw me kill Rock, must be a bug.

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Me too

Do you have any idea how to multiply?

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The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.

What did he mean by this?

Drew Carey

WE ARE 100 PERCENT BLACK

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>scum that wants to fuck the world in the ass
It's never really completely clear what Page actually wanted to achieve Tbh, maybe they were in the right and are unfairly maligned by libcucks like NSF and Silhouette?

You'll burn, all right

His point was completely clear
Make a universal constructor, link himself up to it and an AI that controlled all the internet and become a god that knows everything and can create anything.

But for what purpose? That's his plan, or scheme, but what was his ideology or goal?

>not knowing the intro by heart

Literally where in the intro is the ideology of Bob Page or the Majestic 12 outlined? The PLAN is outlined, yes, but not the purpose our goal of said plan.

>our goal
shut up page

No but seriously though, why was Page a "bad guy"? What was their actual ideology and purpose?

They are basically Illuminati that preferred more hands-on approach.

I have contamination and mutants.
In my brain.

This will never stop being funny to me

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play GMDX, got updated recently

power
sometimes its that simple

I don't know, JC, I think that would further socialize me into the untenable position of a peon in the brutalizing power structure of modern society.

>plus tip

The game can deduct skill points? wtf

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