Hi i'm the overall best weapon in every souls game

Hi i'm the overall best weapon in every souls game

>not the lucerne
what are you a faggot

>using polearms

that's gay, my man

fuck'n quality fags

That's a small claymore

this.
strengh weapon for life

Good shit
STR weapons are a fucking blast and this is a straight classic, you literally can't go wrong with this

Greatsword and Ultragreatsword are always the best

>love using straight swords only for role playing
>have to feel like a shitter

Eh fuck it.

>not going full 40/40 quality
>not rolling around with a long sword, demon spear, great club and a rapier at the same time

If you don't have a weapon in each slot at all times you're doing something wrong.

that's not the falchion

>not normal club
Step aside, you aint got shit on my seal whacker.

Has anyone noticed how shit the position when holding swords looks in ds1 and 3? It was great in 2. Why did they have to fuck it up again?

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Choo choo motherfucker
Invisible weapon on this thing is the dirtiest thing I've ever done and I love it

That's not a UGS tho.

>absolute fucking blast in DS2
>nerfed to near uselessness in DS3
FROM

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you like oversized anvils? because I do

Too bad you're useless after a NG+ cycle.

The ring of the exalted was super fun with the chicken leg, because it had a mini stun on its running attack, often guarantying a potential OHKO.
I can't wait to play the second DLC. Hurry the fuck up and go on sale.

CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAVEMAN!

did someone say anvils?

>guarantying a potential
???
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Confirms 2 as the best game

>guarantying a hit
>a potential kill depending on how much health/def they have
What's so hard to understand?

You guys are cool.

The running and backstep attack of that thing is by far the dirtiest attack I've ever used, and I love it

I got both invisible rings, and among other stupid shit, the 99 str invisible powerstancing nuke is so unbelievably fun. I wish DS3 had something close to this, the only fun I had in it that came close to that combo was boss invasions (thank god they're back)

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For you

A hit is guaranteed. A kill is not, because they might survive a single hit.
I don't know how simpler I can put this.

>bastard sword in one hand first half, zwei in two hands when enemies start to fight the same.
Anybody like the Lothric Knight greatsword?

spiked

oh wow, how the fuck did he hit r1 when behind them? how does somebody even do that? 10/10 you're something else

Not with those shoddy hitboxes

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Well they literally aren't any worse than the rest of the series.

Remember me?

I fucking loved this zone.

Have you even played the game? Do you even play video games?

Or you could just use Katanas

Don't forget the fedora

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You're just mad because you don't have the power of god and anime by your side

shut up cuck

Woah... I don't know anymore user

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There is nothing more lame than people trying to pull off parries for their epic PvP montage by desperately throwing it out at random times trying to get lucky. Even worse if they're a tryhard faggot who wears a child mask during a fucking Anor Londo invasion. If this game ever gets a remake, they should make missed parries cause you to take 4x damage so you have to actually be skilful and read the opponent, as it is there is zero risk/reward. Just hit the fucking enemy, cockend.

Morning star!

Hello, homosexual.

No fear, never surrender!
He baited the guy with low hp, but I'll agree that he definitely was throwing too many parries out there

It made me so mad, that I used infinite HP cheat....

I miss when Christ Chan was the mascot of Sup Forums. Now it's all Kek and shit posting about race wars.

Fight me bitch

>Mask of the Child
>chaos upgrade on low stat requirement weapon
>Great Combustion
>Grass Crest Shield AND grass buff
>flippy ring
>desperately spamming parry so you can show off your epic sick Hornet Ring animation
>actually doing running jumps in a fight
>finish off with the *tip fedora* gesture
I didn't know it was possible for anyone to try this fucking hard.

>using literally anything except fist weapons, dual shields or consumables
Get some fucking taste Tbh

>Favorite weapon in 1
>Not in 2 or 3
Fuck you, From

>so you have to actually be skilful and read the opponent
>with DS1 netcode
really hope this is not a serious post

potahto

I hated, HATED, how all the fun weapons in DaS3 were so fucking shit. Game may have had some quality bosses, but the weapon and magic tuning as NO FUN ALLOWED tier.

This. The vanquisher's seal was ridiculously fun weapon

Good luck making an SL1 PVP build without using those items m8

Actually, good luck making an SL1 build at all without elemental upgrades and pyromancy.

I always thought straight sword being really good was the point.

There's all these crazy giant and intricate weapons that you see in most fantasy games that wouldn't make any practical sense. But one of the best weapons is just a normal straight sword with no flair.

Yes it is serious, with DS1 netcode you can't react to attack animations because by the time they have started it's already too late to do a parry. You have to be predictive and parry before the attack even begins, so it actually takes MORE skill than if the connection was instant.

Unpopular opinion: DS3 is uninspired shite. DS1 still best game with best grills.

>Silver knights are in DaS3
>They drop their armor
>All other enemies that use unique weapons drop their respective weapons
>Except for silver knights ;^)

Why the fuck did they wait so long to land the final hit? The guy barely had any lightning defense and had 2 health, just put him out of his misery

Hi i'm the overall most underrated weapon in every souls game

Hollowslayer greatsword is my shit

That's literally the most popular opinion on Sup Forums right now through.

>Magic
Very easy babby mode

>buffed 1H or pure DEX weapons
Easy mode

>STR, UGS, and GS
Normal mode

>shield only, cestus, other meme runs, etc.
Intentionally induced hard mode.

Were you the guy who constantly pestered /dsg/ with your "footie meta" back in the day?
It's a decent weapon in the early game, but gets quickly outclassed by pretty much everything else very quickly.

This is the easy mode weapon in every souls game.

DS3 magic is shit no?
Spells tickle, force leveling up atn+faith/int meaning you lose hp, you're forced to allocate into ashen estus losing out on normal ones, and you're railroaded into using a specific set of rings if you want damage that can do something. I did a sorcerer run long ago and I hated it until I got the tinder and found some enjoyment

sup

I was expecting to be able to get my baby, but NO FUCKING FUN ALLOWED

silver knight straight sword is better.

You know it. Its only really good for caster characters, but at that, its top tier stats all around.

I don't play magic because I don't really like penises, but I'm willing to believe you FROM fucked it up in 3.

*Blasts you and your gay melee build, along with your two friends and that forest spirit too*
Nothin' personell, hollow

Blame pvp

>That absolutely beautiful design on the bloodborne one
>That moveset with shockwaces on every attack that involved pressing R2
>That insanely devestating L2 attack
>Charged r2->r2 dealt like 3K damage
>Transformation attacks would literally make the sword explode
>Untricked version was just a straight-up Claymore

>Get it in DaS3
>It's ugly and garbage

>untricked version
>do combo
>end combo by turning on your lightsaber
Felt great

I'm playing DS3 for the first time and using a Claymore. I like it, but its a bit slow. What's the fastest sword that will still put out good damage?

Using anything but longsword is gimping yourself, fuck you, you are a stupid fucking worthless ingrate. You ugly absolute chode dick.

I prefer the partizan

Heavy dark sword if you want the most bullshit weapon

What's your problem nerd?
Is the Dark Sword really all its cracked up to be?

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>new spell-swap glitch comes out
>can cast any spell no matter catalyst or requirement
>boss invasions back in the menu, with your invasion still being unannounced
>crystal magic weapon on mlgs
>Invisible weapon on fugs
>force into great heal casts the heal instantly

Hello last remaining fun of this game!

Best sword.

The Dark Sword got hit pretty hard by a nerf I believe, but it still packs a punch, and deals a bit more damage than most other straight swords. It's not the noob crutch that people hype it up to be, though.

I never got around to making a blueblood build.

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>this one instance of them working well excuses all the times they're shit

Depends. In PvP everyone knows how to counter it and only shitters still use it
In pvE it's still good I guess. It's pretty boring though

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SotFS has the most consistent hitboxes in the DaS trilogy.

Literally every single game has that, it's not unique to DS2. When people complain about hitboxes, they're either complaining about grabs (which are unapologetically busted in DS2), or ADP induced shenanigans.