JOOST FUCKING CONFIRMED

Are you excited for Death Stranding?

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preordering already
this is a joost thread now

I think I am. I can see myself going dark in the lead up to this to avoid spoilers and getting the game day one. Though after TPP I'm probably going to be even more anxious as it gets closer to releasing.

Confirmed launch buy

by the time it's out she'll be an old hag

why do people like this horse face so much?

WHAT IS THE FUCKING GAME.

WHAT IS IT.

>Do I shoot things?
>Is it an adventure game?
>First or third person? Fuckin' isometric even?
>Who do we actually play as? Multiple protags or just Reedus?
>Is anyone ever going to talk?
>Where's the gameplay Kojima
>Where is it?

Fucking Deep Down has more gameplay shown than Death Stranding for christ's sake.

JOOST fuck my shit up haha

What I don't understand is why people like her "acting"

shes pretty hot bro.

Someone post the webm of her amazing Mega Man skills

please don't bully my wife

STICKS
AND
ROPES

Third person open world with shooting things. Not sure if it will horror game style shooting or action game style though.

It's a hidden object game

gays not welcome

the other girl looks better than her

woah

this scam again

nice move kojimbo

if kojima shoehorns her in again i'm done, can't stand watching this thirsty slope put this horse face on a pedestal

Chill out, it's not like the game is coming out this year and you can pre-order it.

Joosten is perfect

Btw, she and her friend Gab are streaming Until Dawn now:

twitch tv/gggablive

i want a gf

horse faces are cute

Oh god no.
Why does jokima like her so much?

I understand you're not getting shit for views on your channel gab or husband, but posting her will not help you.

She's cute and makes good waifu

They're desperate nerds

It's an action game similar to the division and uncharted; third person

But distributors like Best Buy confirmed it to be a stealth game with horror elements. Aka, like mgsv. KJP refused to comment on the matter when the car went out of the bag

Kill yourself.

>TFW Gosling, Durand & Elba will be in DS
Feels good man

No, why are you? You have no idea what the is like or about? And his last 2 games were unfinished/disappointing and canceled.

>This game is going to have more fap bait for girls and gays besides Mads
Color me surprised

THE JOOS IS LOOSE

what am I looking at

She's 6/10 at best, sucks at acting and sucks at fucking Megaman, aka one of the easiest fucking games on the NES.
I am convinced this thread is full of Kojimble's employees shilling this shit game.

Wipe your manboob sweat turbovirgin

You think Kojima and Mads tagteamed her?

She's just a 2-bit catalogue model Kojima is hoping to bang by shoving her into his games

unrikery

is right, fuck off kindly from here you Gabshill

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>hollywood obsessed faggotry

no im not excited. he will have to prove its good before i care.

I'm a Joostshill, if she wasn't playing with Gab, I wouldn't give two shits

Netherlands must be wiped clean.

Dropped.

she has "plz someone help me" eyes. Is she a prison of Japan?

Women were a mistake

Ruined

I rather have Laura Bailey playing as Laura Bailey or Ashley bitch than this awful actress, what a fucking waste

She's a prisoner of Kojima

Yeah when it's out by 2024.

Fucking disgusting is what they are.
Especially GaB. I have more respect for those Youtube Gaming twink streamers than her.

who is she and what did she do?

rip mike

I bet Kojima is blowing millions on her again.

>Get grade A well known male actors
>Get fem bojack horseman nobody outside people who played MGSV know about
Why

Males > females

A literally who that makes cookie cutter horror videos that needed a boost from her actor friend because otherwise she wouldn't get past 10k subs ezpz mate.

Also has donation buttons and Patreons out the ass because GOTTA SUPPORT THE LIL' GUYS AMIRITE XDDD

Only 5 Million like last time

She's a cheap Japanese model who does adverts in commercials. Plus fap bait

...

what

see the video and you'll understand

for real?
With the addition of Reedus and Mads, this may be the hottest game ever made.

it'll suck lol

>Kojima opens the door to the room where he keeps her trapped
>"Joosto-chan, dikku suu desu" - Kojima
>"Kyaaaa!" - Joosten

...

Gab-chan...

>having sympathy for someone that cares only about her $$$s

>It's a game
>with no gameplay
>just actors in mo-cap

Yeah the gameplay is looking gre-

How dare you use the god Artour Babaev's face on such a shitty fucking comment

> tfw it's going to be a VR game
Only richfags will be able to play this masterpiece.

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oh cool, that girl has the sotc insignia. who is she?

Can someone explain to me why this white girl hangs around Kojima and shills his shit so got damn much? Are they lovers?

Man as a Dutchman I have to say that I'm pretty ashamed.

We are a pretty small country and almost no one hears about us and our amazing women. And then the first time someone gets famous in the gaming industry. It's this average looking shit girl. Making it look like we just have average looking women.

Makes me pretty mad because we absolutely have the hottest women around and the only 2 known are fucking Melisandre from GoT and Joosten. Both shitty looking Dutch women.

Other than it being painstakingly obvious where is the proof? Again we're not retards, ofcourse she is going to be in it, we've all seen 'that image'(You know the one I'm on about) but why is this thread even here?

>melisandre
>shitty

Come on

tldr?
not watching 20 minutes of this shit

She's way too skinny.

I'm white boy btw

The internet called her out for making silly feminist comments while playing MGSV and she made a response video.

kankerhomo

GaB is crying because the internet hate machine is bullying her, she also reveals her insecurities while reading all the comments that were posted by aforementioned internet denizens.
I recommend you watch the video if you care about the drama.

Kojima just wants to fuck her so he puts her in everything

It couldn't be any more evident

youtube.com/watch?v=kqeut9OfOaY

send me dutch gf.

>a part of me still hopes for the ultimate ruse
I can't let go Sup Forums

like this

way too pure and perfect for this planet

Trust me, your country is so insignificant that nobody thinks anything about you.

This girls seems familiar.

Oh, I remember now!

She has an asian bf.

>tfw you want to protect her but she already has a boyfriend

She's almost as tall as her bf. i heard Dutch people are really tall.

She should do BLACKED.

jee, why does her ass have such a low poly rate?

I'm 6'2/188cm and I'm considered small. It's not uncommon for dutch women to be just as tall as me. I'd say around ~20% might be taller than me.

The girl in the picture is 100% a small specimen though.

Dutch people also suffer from a serious case of "same-face". Joosten and those 2 girls in the pictures have a really copy paste face that you see on every dutch girl-next-door.

Maybe it's just the camera angle, or her getting older, but she is rapidly losing any appeal.

who's the fucking gremlin on the right?

...

What's the difference between her and some other randomass google images girl?

Rude. That's not a gremlin

That's Jar Jar Binks

Day1 buy for sure!