Splatoon 2 Thread

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

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Inklings are fur-bait and loli-bait, technically this puts them in the [CUB] category . You cant argue this fact

I used to be a Marinafag but now I know how much of a cunt she is.

It's actually 16.
Still shit though.

It's a fucking baby game and shouldn't be taken seriously

wasnt the splatfest from 4.8-5.8 at first?
did they change it?

Inklings don't have fur.

Checkmate, bigot.

youtube.com/watch?v=eqvKHCK8NI0

neat

>Y-you cant just drop something like that on me so suddenly! What if i had plans?
Boom, better dialogue instantly by not having her be a cunt but still having her gently chastize pearls behavior

Or gross. How do they plan to clean up this mess afterwards?

I wanna make a Pyro joke.

I joined Mayo team because of Hijikata, and I imagined most people would choose Ketchup

>Wanting to play vidya
Yeah, keep her out of Sup Forums.

read the sunken scrolls

This should be in /vg/ you nintentards.

I cant defend it
But I can still enjoy it

Pyro update NEVER EVER

Apparently Marina is shy in the jap version. But you know the west sees a black girl and has too make her sassy.

>Ketchup and mayo together don't blend into pink sauce making the splatfest utter pointless and the game unplayable

Dropped, I'm going to sell my game tomorrow

>Those noses

REMINDER

If you are on Team Mayo, it is your duty as a member of this wretched community called Sup Forums to WIN! Don't let the furfags cheat you out of your snails! If anyone tells you to throw matches, they are a dirty ketchup fag! Do not believe their lies! There are furfags on ketchup too!

The translation made her into a bigger cunt than originally, probably hoping to cash into a similar trend to Marie.
Here's a (You) for effort.

Those noses

More like the west hates the doormat type.

Looks like a virgin girl's first creampie

I never realized it had Tumblr Nose™ until I looked harder.
Fuck.

It's actually better this way.

Pearl is one buffoon who says crazy stuff and Marina slaps her down, but it's always well deserved.

Classic comedy duo dynamic, the funny man and the straight man (or octopus). Like Laurel and Hardy, About and Costello, Wooster and Jeeves, Cartman and Kyle...

...

This game sucks ass and it's my second buyers remorse next to arms. Starting to feel switch was a mistake.

>386144890

>Mayofags will be literally swimming in their teammate's cum
What a bunch of homos.

There has to be a supposed offense first before one has to defend it.

State the problem in detail.

TONIGHT

>I dont like change
We already had this dynamic in the previous version and neither character fits the dynamic well. Marina was designed with the meek yet serious personality in mind and this new one is jarring. Pearl was designed to be disinterested in anything not concerning music and bratty, instead we have marie 2.0 and a retard

>Blood vs cum splatfest

>he didn't get the sunken scroll that literally answers this question

Weew Laddal

Hey Sup Forums,
yore
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At this point mods should be deleting these Splatoon 2 threads. You're breaking Rule 6 of Sup Forums

>Rule 6: "Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/. This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on Sup Forums, just that long-term, recurring threads belong in /vg/.

It's been awhile since the game came out and there's been nonstop threads everyday. Please move your discussion to /vg/ ASAP. Mods please do your job.

AHAHHAAHAHAHAH
YOU WILL BE SHOOTING WITH KATCHUP AND MAYONESE
THIS GAME KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

>Ketchupfags swimming in their teammate's blood
hope you like squid AIDS

You're not wrong.

NIGHT

we did it lebbit
There's three problems with this.
1: None of these threads are really long term, they'll be here for a while and then leave as the game starts to settle in.
2: There's already a splatoon general
3: /vg/ is cancer.

>It's been awhile since the game came out
Nigga, it's only been two weeks. Flavor of the Month games stayed longer than that.

Yeah you're right....
Alright dickheads, move it.

THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE

>/vg/ is cancer
Wrong

>Played spla2n since launch
>Downloaded TF2 for the first time the same day
>having a blast, don't care if I lose
>yesterday
>decide to play Overwatch
>get frustrated at team comp or if we lose a match
>Doomfist is kinda boring
>nothing to do but wait for events
And don't get me started with Overwatch's awful community
Man, this game ain't fun anymore

/ink/ sucks though
somehow they managed to make a general worse than Sup Forums threads
oh wait, /feg/ exists too

>Daily TF2, Battlegrounds, and Dark Souls threads
>No one complains

>fur-bait
Not even close, although it almost did happen via rabbits and legit anthro-squids as the players.

Miyamoto wanted Mario characters yet again though, so they compromised and settled for appeasing Japs through pedo-shit.

Fuck off. We had Splatoon threads forever before.

This is now a dual TF2-Spla2n thread.
Post both.

>Its someone who wasn't here before /vg/ was created trying to talk about generals on/v/

>Stop discussing the game reeee

A Sup Forums thread moves to /vg/ when it starts getting stale and people instead of discussing the game just circlejerk with memes and fanart

>hope you like squid AIDS
>implying semen isn't the primary transmitter of HIV infection
Enjoy melding with your buddy's jizz.

Those everything.

>None of these threads are really long term
there's been a splatoon 2 threads almost every day since it was revealed. now it would be fine if these were threads that had 40-50 posts then died off but these threads are now constantly hitting the 500 post bump limit each time. that's when it's now considered to be a general when its been happening for 2 weeks or longer.

What team should I join if the only thing I care about is getting the most snails? Which has a higher chance of winning?

Complaining about one thread discussing one game when Sup Forums is filled with shitposts is ironic

I want my consolewar shit threads and obvious bait sales threads over people actually discussing a game

Report and hide the thread if it rustles you so much.
Otherwise put on your moderator flag or fuck off with your backseet modding.

Faggot

anthro squids. Its fur bait

>4.8-5.8
What is this horrific language? Speak American you fool.

Fuck this game

Out skilled

is it true that splatoon lobbies are being overrun by furries?

Fucking this.
The threads you are talking about are never general, they have a specific topic. Shift it over to /vg/ kids. Mods?

this isn't a general
and the specific topic is how Mayo is gonna get fucking rekt tonight

The topic is the fucking splatfest, how dense can you be?

boards.fireden.net/v/search/subject/Splatoon/

>not a general

Ketchup is pretty much guaranteed to win

I see posts that come in white and black

And also grey.

How do you get the grey color?

So JP splatfest started already, do EU and US start at different times?

Do a checkerboard pattern

>hate the octobrush and how broken it is
>still use it anyway in ranked

Am I a bad person?

>TF2 threads are never general
>PUBG threads are never general
>Soulsborne threads are never general

Do we browse the same board?

Marie 2.0 implies an upgrade.

Mayo is guaranteed to win in Japan so that would be the smarter choice.

Shift it along kiddies

A win is a win

Hypothetically speaking, if Salmonids are real in real life and tried to invade, what would happen? Assume all of their ink technology is replaced with real life/near-future real life technology equivalent.

time stamp.

Ranked should always be played with the assumption your team is brain-dead AFK drooling 6 year olds. If you can't wipe the enemy team now and then solo you simply won't do well. Good teammates are a privilege not a right.

So using the octobrush is fine to compensate for this.

gg that was me

>furfag, complaining threads, discussing favorites
>only a handful are /vg/ tier
>l-lol, kids btfo
You need to go back.

results will be regional, so when you play the us splatfest it doesn't matter what results are in japan or the eu

so, how many hours have you clocked so far?
80 or more reporting in

The testfire splatfest had the EU/US results combined. JP was separate because the topic was something else.

The only other time all regions had the same splatfest other than this was Marie vs Callie and that was combined.

>Eternal rank - win: 24 lose: 21

What are you planning to do with all those snails?

90 hours.

>While this Splatfest theme will be shared globally, results will be tallied and shared region by region.
splatoon.nintendo.com/news-video/splatfest-mayo-vs-ketchup/

120+

I like the fire she spits at Pearl. And the fact that she's a huge nerd.

The weakest, most minimal kind. Below even lazy animu catgirls who have only ears/tails.

Is Grizzco the only place where I can get those drink coupon things?

How can you check time played?