Grimoire

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What am I if I won’t play this shit even for free?Cro-magnon?

You're a commie.

Someone should post screenshots of the game.
We must see if we can shit on it!

>robbing a man of his labor's compensation
>thal

you got that confused sape

NO ?RUDE CHAPS? ALLOWED BELOW THIS LINE

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A puny sape, I woke up, saw this thread. Laughed because I knew it wasn't out. Then saw people saying it really has come out, opened steam and bought it.

Time for your crow sandwich faggot.

Just another Sape.

Why is this game all over Sup Forums? It seems like some garbage shit.

I know nothing about it, actually, but from a cursory glance it looks like trash. Am I wrong?

Hey fagget
How did you get Rosy?

...

nah

Maybe tell her Join or something?

AYY DEE AYY DEE ROOOOOW

What the fuck is everyone talking about

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>Why is this game all over Sup Forums
Because the developer shilled the fuck out of it for 20 years.
Even hiring Big Man Tyrone to shill it as well.
The developer talked a huge amount of shit about every company in existence and has hyped himself so much that the game needs to cure AID's to live up to the hype.

>Level Scaling
Are you fucking kidding me? This game is trash.

How do I ressurct party members ;_;

>?INVENTORY MANAGEMENT?

Can someone tell a sape how to assemble a competent party? I can't do shit against ?bugs? and any I keep getting ambushed by groups of 6 worms that decimate me.

my ranger has been paralyzed for most of the game, how do I fix him?

So, how bad is it?

how do I identify shit
I have a ?WHIP?, i've also fought 5 skajillion ?HUMMINGBIRD?'s, and a couple ?FLY?

?SAPE?

marching order is important I think. I made 2 warriors and put them up from(top) and so far no worm has gotten a bite in. I have 2 warriors, a thief, a ranger, a metalsmith, a wizard, a bard, and a cleric and it seems to be decent. I scummed my rolls though so they all got at least +20.

But i read Cleve make every enemy encounter different

To compare it to food I'd say it's the McDonald's of fine dining.

>59% positive

HAHAHAHAHA

Big Man Tyrone says literally anything for 5 dollars.

The game is ugly, a role playing game, and has been in development for years. That's all I know.

I made a sage character with then durendir race, I have the identify spell and cure light and charm. Sage is a must for parties.

So wait whats the Incline? Is it the return of Neanderthals or the return of good games?

>5 dollars
I fucking wish

HOLY FUCKING SHEEIT ITS OUT?????

>no idea what the stats are
>nowhere does it say what they do
>no explaination why 50% of the classes can't be accessed by any race
>no explanation of what spells do in the character creation
>no small showing of what any of the icons do, have to try each of them
>nowhere to check the controls
>retardedly simplistic explanation of classes
this shit is unplayable without a manual

How do I open this gate? None of the keys work

The opposite of decline
In Sup Forums terms: epic win

>But i read Cleve make every enemy encounter differen

perhaps your puny same mind can't grasp the nature of a random numerical generation system

Half the negative reviews are people complaining about cleave being sexist and racist.

Good thing Cleve is working on the manual now, after the game is released.

How much can one man charge for 5 minutes of memespouting with a funny accent on youtube?

After restarting the game my entire screen is black, what do?

>hps
>poo
>vit
>mag

what does the poo stat do?

If there are people willing to pay for it, a whole fuckin lot

Take a guess

no, my complain isn't "there is no manual", my complaint is that the game is so shit that it is unplayable without a manual

in daggerfall, for example, you click on "INT" and you get an explanation:
>Intelligence determinates who many magic points you have to cast spells
this game? absolutely nothing

HAY DI DI HAY DIDILO

Over half of the positive reviews are nothing but memes

delete game.cfg

I think it's "Food"

>This game has a hunger stat
>This game has an age stat
Most overdesigned mess ever. Fortunately neither of these are actually implemented.

>my complaint is that the game is so shit that it is unplayable without a manual
this

music playing in the background tells me it loaded the main menu and I can click the menu items too but cant see shit

pls help

Wait a minute the game come out!?
B-B-B-B-BUT Sup Forums TOLD ME
N E V E R E V E R
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC FUCKING BOARD

jesus christ, this

He did shit for 20 dollars before. I know a poor asshole who had him meme for 20.

Theres a hidden button on one of the walls in that room that opens up a path to the center of the room where the gate key is.

just move your mouse over all the walls until you find the button.

arigato

He's on fiver, so he'll have his rates out. I've seen people advertising they do stuff like create videos and voice work and then it's stupid stuff like "$30 for a minute of talking!"

Tyrone probably charges a pretty penny to sit there and read someone's script, and likely extra for whatever he has on his monitor for each skit.

Fuck them, and fuck Cleve for having each of them play the same soundbyte and overlapping each other since its so short. My rage is the same face as that guy on the far left after I realized this was how my first party was going to die

Did someone finish the Aquavia puzzle?

>not basking in your own ignorance of game systems
it's a game, experiment with it and have fun

Hahaha
Holy shit
THIS IS THE INCLINE

I still don't know where I should put my bonus points. I went with stats for physical characters and skill points for mages.

I would have more fun if I knew how to play

>sapes can't open up the game files and track down the raw information they desire
I'm more upset that Cleve even released this game to you ungrateful monkeys.

>it's a game, experiment with it and have fun
FUCKING THIS

"gamers" these days are hopeless, they don't know how to enjoy games anymore

delete config.cfg and don't check the "fit screen" option ever again

Noob. You have to go full party of sages.

You should know how to play a standard blobber, you just don't know how to play it optimally.

>underage casual sapes

game that took 20 years to make is overdesigned and impossible to navigate

go

figure

cant wait for this to have a 5% approval rating

Have you or anyone else tried fixing the slow moving mouse cursor problem at all?

Thank you

How the fuck do I make a jester or a pirate. No amount of bonus points seems to make any of them an option.

>impossible to navigate
doesn't it have an automapper?

So can we get a class power ranking?

>BARD
>THIEF
>RANGER
>BERSERKER
>METALLURGIST
>WARRIOR
>WIZARD

what kinda game is it

>gamers these days!
a manual was never needed for almost any NES game. This is an archaic design flaw that even some games back in the early 90s had already fixed

How the fuck do I use the identify spell to identify items?

here

W6ZKE-L3FNI-A9TJN

>wah simplify everything!!!
cunts like you are the reason why real rpg are fucking dead.
>press x to be awesome is now consider a 10/10 rpg

Cast Identify then have a character assay an item.

Is the link in the OP the patched version?

Switch the arrows to go to the eye symbol and drag the item there

You are nice person

yeah, no one ever needed to read the manual for a Wizardry game lmao

I think I'll just make my own opinion on this game since nothing seems reliable.

Yes

Melee>Magic
At least for early game

no you dumb nigger

stats are meaningless, jobs are basically meaningless, theres probably more but i dont even know what i dont know because this game tells you nothing and you use even less.

this game is as wide as an ocean but has literally no depth. there is nothing to master here but theres an infinite number of things to "learn" by clicking on once and then never doing ever again

Ok nigger, now tell me what FEL is supposed to do since you're so cool.
I understand in games where shit makes sense like wizardry but Grimwah is a fucking nightmare to figure out.

Except NES games were usually, not some overdesigned shit.

Mario was simlpe enough that you could learn stuff by trying. You just ran right and jumped on enemies, the nlearned that some enemies cannot be jumped on and you die to stuff.

Grimoire is way too big for that.

?POST??

>Early game
How are you in the mid game of a 600 hour EXPERIENCE so soon?

a party of 2 warriors and 6 berserkers will win you the game on the hardest difficulty

Just played through all the starting scenarios so far the shrine or sanctuary seem to be the easiest start while the hardest would be being in the prison

just because you don't understand how something works doesn't mean it's meaningless
it just means you're clueless

That's why he said AT LEAST for early game

Yes.

>pirating this
what am I? a fucking homo sapiens?

There was a special phrase you could say in the old demo for her to join you beside just clicking the action bar