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this is undefendable.

You're supposed to use your three legs to control it.

Don't need to. It worked for every competent developer who knew how to use it. All the good games on the system worked great with it. Only the shit devs didn't know how to use it.

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>upset because a controller wasn't tailored to your ableist sensibilities and bi-handed privilege

The only problems with the n64 controller are the small c buttons and the lack of lube on the analog stick that leads to it getting loose. Other than that it is an upgraded SNES controller.

Pressing the trigger on the back to shoot in Goldeneye was cool

I don't see any problem.

Try to find a better replacement without fucking the deadzones.

I use the third hand that pops out from my pants

The hardware manufacturers had no reason to think that people would want a D-pad and a control stick at the same time, as they were both had the same function: move your character around the game world. Even most PS1 games didn't use the D-pad for anything else.

For the price you could buy a third party controller that fixes many of the stock controller's design flaws aside from just the analog stick.

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damn that looks good

hori mini

some games use the stick and some use the pad

It was the first console controller with a thumbstick u nigger, it was revolutionary and worked great at the time.

Genius way of making both a comfortable D-pad and analog stick in the same controller.

Now it's protected

Thinking about it now, using Z (Left Trigger) to fire in games seems fucking alien to me. Though it worked at the time.

defend THIS

*unzips dick*

Oh yeah, defend THIS!
*commits sudoku*

the n64 controller was great to send with dick pics

>put erect dick on top of controller
>take pic
>chick gets an idea of how big it is

LOL