Splatoon 2: Splatfest

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First for Ketchup

Ketchupfags will be bukkake'd.

>being on team cum/fur

I love this game but I suck at it, I feel bad for whoever has me on their team

>Choosing mayo over ketchup
Another splatfest is here and Pearl STILL has shit taste.

MARINA WINS AGAIN

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>furfags

>tfw you mix them both together

why must they tear me apart like this

Mustard is unironically better than both. Fuck Dijon though.

Ketchup -> Sugar Crazed Children

Mayo -> Intelligent Intellectuals

you have the taste of an 8 year old.

>tfw furfag and hate mayo
Good thing I don't have this gay game

I wish you all would shut the fuck up about fur fags. They were in the last game too. And they were on miiverse on the Wii u. But no one gave a fuck. They just played the game

Pearl is cute CUTE!

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Yiff in hell furfag.

Splatoon developers don't know how to nerf correctly
Literally making weapons useless is not the answer

>actually playing a video game
>not just bitching about things that don't matter

I don't think you know what site you're on there buddy

That was because none of their degenerate shit was put up in everyone's plaza 24/7

>furfag calling other things gay

>Mayo -> Furfags

Only faggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit.

The Dynamo is in there as bait for tryhards.

No. Dijon is just too overpowering. They douse it in so much alcohol you can't even taste the mustard part of it anymore. Dijonfags are no better than hotsaucefags who like to destroy the flavor of foods with too much spiciness.

And only absolute degenerates jerk off to animals user

just use the aerospray like every other shitter in the game

all rollers in general in this game are pretty worthless

apparently there's an august update focusing on balancing main weapons, so rollers will probably get buffed

More like the general playerbase has shit taste
That includes you

Intelligent intellectuals is a redundant statement.

>Dynamo
>E-Liter
>Stealth Jump
>Cold Blooded
what were they thinking

>Not having an opinion on things
Gee user, you sure showed me just how boring you can truly be. I'll think twice before crossing you ever again.

What time does the Splatfest start

What? I just gave you my opinion, I don't think I could've given you a more opinionated response.
What are you babbling about?

I want to be team ketchup so I can be sprayed by white ink

Ketchup

Your opinion sucks. Get a new one quick before the one you have now turns you into a raging homosexual.

>implying I'm not a raging homosexual already
You're gonna have to try harder to convince me user.

And no that's NOT why I chose mayonnaise.
It's simply a better condiment.

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Who /white ink/ here?

I wish these colors weren't splatfest exclusive

You all said they would never add white red, or brown into the game, now what do you say? Just wait until the Chocolate vs Vanilla so I can figuratively and physically spread my brown gooey ooze all over you as you relish in defeat

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I still can't believe they actually did it. It's gonna be so weird with these different colors, though. It'll be even better to see furfags get exploded into a bloody mess for this splatfest.

>You all said they would never add white
But the first game had it.

>posting discount gamexplain
but why?

>OMG WHITE INK THEY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
Meanwhile during the third Japanese splatfest of Splat Tim 1.

That was a jap exclusive though. Plus we're getting blood and cum in the same splatfest.

So Splatfest starts at midnight?

Japs got cum and piss

WHO READY TO SPRAY WHITE ALL OVER LITTLE GIRLS SQUIRTING RED

It's so obvious when a furry draws something

>Choosing mayo over ketchup
>Being a raging homosexual

I'm talking to a dead man.

>that's why he's there
Why did he mean by this?

This. I could sense it.

Okay, but how do you like your burger?

It's the ears and teeth.
They always oversexualize the ears and teeth.

why are the all the furries in the lobby such great artists?

pic related is the best I could do

We'll see about that when your shitty condiment gets destroyed on the splatfield, ketchupfag.

Yeah, you're 100% right.

the autistic patience to draw something for hours pixel by pixel instead of actually playing the game

It's a mix of them only knowing how to draw their gay ass OC and autism.

>not giving him a squid mask and a tentacle comb-over

>such great artists
Most of the art looks like shit and the "good" stuff is all samefaced dogs.

Now I can finally live out my dream! Being trapped in a male body has brought me so much discomfort and I never was quite happy with my life. After years of soul searching I understand my problem. I always subconsciously wanted to be a little teen girl first discovering her period and watching in grim horror as she thinks she is dying, but later comes to find out that she is just maturing into a healthy woman! Thank you Nintendo and the creators of Splatoon 2 for allowing this to happen and making my vision a reality. Just wait squiddies because I can finally spray my period blood all over you!

I'm not even sure if this is furry.

>This entire post

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this isn't white
this is yellow white

Is Splatoon /ourgame/?

>man, I am upset about the absence of a specific franchise
>sad isabelle
compared to
>WOW LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLY DETAILED DRAWING OF AN ANTHROMORPHIC CHARACTER

It's not

Ketchup.. and mayonnaise...

Mayonnaise..

Who the fuck decided this and who the fuck approved it?

Why didn't they make it Tartar Sauce vs Ketchup?

>Ketchup in the veins

It's always been our game. Don't let the Sony shills tell you otherwise.

been hanging on the wrong places for too long m8

Or Ketchup vs Mustard like every person on the planet would immediately think of.

A better question is why isn't it ketchup vs mustard?
You know, the two condiments that actually compete

>Puerto rican squids identity crises intensifies

Blood vs Piss?

because only ameritards like mustard

Nobody would choose tartar sauce because it's too much of a patrician's taste.

And this is why America is better than your country.

/trash/ is a vile, yet interesting place user.
I'm not even a furry.

I think the ketchup/mustard dichotomy is primarily American.
But what about Ranch or Cool Ranch?

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>Marina pisses herself on stage

>ranch vs cool ranch
???????

I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert.

From now, in about 2 hours.

I don't know, it seems more like a popped zit, to me.

Why does Marina always look like she's trying to contain an orgasm?

9pdt, midnight est.

Hey if you're a fag with g&k in your name. Kindly go kill yourself you useless fucking shit.

Splatfest ideas?
Cosmetic changes for each splatfest too if you have them

Normally I wouldn't think twice about it, but this mad furry crusade has got me jumping at anything anthropomorphic.

Give me the fur, now.

Black vs White
Black ink vs Cum, also mask is added for blackface and squids can adorn wizard robes

anal vs vaginal

this

When is this gonna end?

>can either be splatted with white ink
>or swim in it
Either way, I guess you win user