Kicked from server: slot reservation

>kicked from server: slot reservation

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>Pay for slot reservation
>Admin's GF takes it

>Kicked from server
>"No snipers"

>President Bush isn't on the server

>kicked from server
>reason: don't disrespect me you little shit

>Kicked from server: "lol"

>fps
>shoot someone
>popup saying i have 10 seconds to explain why i did it

>You have been banned.
>Reason:

>reference

>call a faggot out for spawn camping
>"um I'm the admin, so you'd better watch your tone with me"
>fuck off lrn2play
>*you've been permabanned from this server*

>tfw kicking other moderators
>the slapping the whole server

>Kiss enough ass to become admin
>ban anyone I want just for looking at me the wrong way

I pity those who dont know such joys

>Gunshot victim resting in hospital
>Sinus tach on EKG

How can admins be so cruelhouse

>kicked from server
>DUDE FUCK DRUMPF LMAO

>Kicked from server: "Kicked from server"

>Some guy in the server says "faggot"
>You have been banned
>Reason: homophobic
>His name doesn't even sound similar to mine

>Server admins are running a raffle
>Call the raffle a scam
>Get permabanned
>Later find out it was

>Its not like a drink
>More like a drink

>ban any player for no reason at all
>server stops popping

>kicked from server: not putting air conditioning in the poolhouse

I hope these power hungry faggots die deaths. I love it when you get v& for swearing at all in any +18 shootans. I mean come the fuck on, family friendly online killing each others? This society is a literal joke desu desu famalan.

>kicked from server: not making me a sandwich

>Kicked from server
>Reason: stop killing my girlfriend dude

How could you be so cruelhouse?

>kicked from server
>reason: He may be an unreasonable dickhead, but he is your admin and you will show him some respect

no

I was friends with this group that owns a pretty popular server. 90% of their admins were numale yuppies that would ban someone every time they got on

Back-talking? ban
Talking too much? ban
Mic is low quality? ban
Didn't clutch? ban
Proved them wrong? ban

The power goes straight to their heads, even in discord/teamspeak they get short with you if you don't instantly obey their every order.

>die deaths
That's what presumably happens, even to all of us

>Kicked from Server: "Language"

>Kicked from server
>Reason: ;)

Servers that reserve slots are shitty servers to begin with.

>move on to next server to ruin

>BANNED
>reason: don't tell us to sit down

>Banned
>Reason: No more hugs

>This room requires a password
>pass is B E A E N K E S
>type it in
>wrong password
>Hint: no e

what the fuck kind of clue is that? fucking secret club bullshit.

>ban appeal: would you please sit down?

>BF3
>It's tank KOTH on that one big ass desert map from one of the DLCs
>All the tanks are taken
>decide to be productive rather than wait around for another
>Grab Recon and get on a ridge over the cap
>set up the little laser designator
>light up the first enemy tank I see
>watch as a barrage of ATGMs launch and blow him to pieces
>line up the next one
>he's down just as quick
>go to lock into a 3rd
>screen goes black
>You've been banned
>Reason: Cheating
Teamwork is cheating now I guess

>tech savvy friend owns server
>gives me admin cuz best friend
>make server public
>gets somewhat popular
>make myself invisible
>fuck with randos psyche

good times

>Your Appeal was denied
>Reason: You don't talk to my wife like that

>RP as a fish merchant
>Someone points out my trade
>OOOOHHHH

>join server
>lil shit try to votekick me
>lil shit gets banned for trying to votekick an admin

>Ban repealed
>I'm Henry Firth

>You have been banned from this server
>reason: ayyy lmao

>Play on GMod RP server
>Guy named Banks running a Banks-making operation out of his Banks
>Ends up filling the street with Banks

>get spawncamped
>"dude lrn2play lmao"

ironic

>kicked
>reason: the phone's dead

>beats you at the game with his knowledge of the game
>tells you to get good like he is
>somehow not your fault

Appeal: I am not a killer

>You have been banned.
>Reason: dropped the screw in the tuna

>fps
>shoot someone
>get banned because they were a streamer

>Get swindled out of money by another player
>Will whispers: "Damn"
>Will whispers: "Oh damn"
>Will whispers: "Oh DAMN"

guys how do I beat the black guy boss
he wants me to make him a sandwich

>server admin barely ever play anymore
>gives almost all but the title of the admin powers to some people
>they start changing it up after the dommunity got bored of the original
>admin comes back and starts shitting up the server
>call him out on it
>he throws an autistic temper tantrum and shuts everything doen permanently
Fuck Minecraft

>kicked from the server
>reason: you can't say faggot or nigger here

YOU HEV BEEN EYE PEE BAN- *unintelligible screeching*

Hey J, can you make me a sandwich?

>your ban appeal has been denied
>your appeal: this is a black thing isn't it?

> be an obnoxious douchebag the entire match
> some guy with a similar name to mine gets the banhammer instead

fuck off uncle funkle

not even If I am a black gay myself?

but then youd be a faggot nigger, thats ban worthy in itself

>get kicked from server because I keep calling the captain a 'stinky boy'

>blackwake developers confirm the server has been ddosing other servers

bye bootybay

fucking same fag

>You have been banned from this server
>reason: your grandchildren need grandchildren lawyers

>back in the day
>sit down to dinner with the senpai
>be and lil bro talking about CS:S
>tell bro i got banned from some server
>dad flips his shit
>makes me write apology to server website

fucking kill yourself retard

Banks

>bf2
>be heli bro entire match
>suddenly, out of nowhere suicide the transport heli into an apc or tank
>bail last second
>all teamkills go to the co-pilot, who cant control the heli, just watch
>8-11 kills in a fraction of a second
>custom scripts on all servers make this an instant and unappealable perma-ban
>mfw do this about twice a day for a year
>ban like 700 people from their favorite servers
>mfw i leave right when this happens and custom script dosent hold onto names
>mfw

never got fucking old

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!?! YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

that statement is actually true sadly

>tfw getting GUID banned

>mfw them, not me

underrated

>banned
>appeal: "hey, my buddy likes you!"
>unbanned

i need that clip of geoffry yelling "DIE" at the top of his lungs

>kicked from server
>"dont cap point deathmatch only"

>Thrown from server
youtube.com/watch?v=ga5nB0r9NMI

>kicked from server
>reason: "OH GOD HE'S FUCKING HERE HELP ME RUN RUN AWAY FU"

>mfw i downloaded every episode of fresh price and marathoned them all

>banned
>appeal: "This is a black thing isn't it?"
>Three years later
>still banned

same senpai, that was a pretty comfy time

...

>you have been banend from the server
>reason: K:D too high

>President Bush joins the server
>PM him that I'll scratch his bush if he scratches mine
>kicked from server

>get shot through wall from across the map
>die

>banned from server
>reason: THIS IS A CONTROLLER ONLY SERVER

>boss doesn't give you a hug

>get killed from across the map by a shotgun

>v&

>Someone is kicking my ass in a match
>Report him for cheating
>He gets banned

>shotgun lets you choose slugs instead of pellet shots
>can use it to snipe people across the map

>thrown from server
>not this
youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

>Kicked from server
>Reason: I'm Old Gregg.

>Banned from server
>Reason: Emptying the banks, filling our streets with banks and running a bank-making operation out of your banks

>pubg

not even once

you can die from cardiac arrest after getting a gunshot wound

>Join Server
>Description: No Snipers, Homing Missiles, Tanks, AN-94, Shotguns with Slugshots, Semi-Pistols, Laser-sights, Revolvers, Knifes

>Dominating on the server, 10:1 KD
>Kicked from server
>Reason: You really need a woman, G.

>pm them: i AM a woman
>unbanned
>yfw