ITT: Scenes that won't be in the FF7 remake

ITT: Scenes that won't be in the FF7 remake.

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The scene where Red XIII brutally rapes and impregnates Aerith while they're trapped in the lab.

The ableism or the stairs? I hope it's both, they were terrible parts of an otherwise decent game.

Those scenes were Cid is cussing out Shera

GOD how I miss the 90s where people could insult without offending.

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Honey Bee Inn

Any insult that is offensive has fundamentally failed as an insult.

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>ableism

I am curious, but scared. I've never heard that word before. What does it mean?

See this Quit being a grandma retard

wheelchair justice

Anyone have the nigger edit of this scene?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=e5iWHk3nwyU

>tfw none of the silly cinematic context controls will be in the game

It's Tumblr tards and spergs being mad for being called tards and spergs.

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I view it as more of a statement than an insult. You don't have to be insulted by an insult

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you got it backwards m8, clouds only dating option will be barret

The one where Tidus dresses up as a girl to enter the club.

thanks ant

it's not coming out.

no, that's okay

She doesn't even call him retarded in the original Japanese.

Shit like that, Barrets niggerspeak, this guy are sick and "let's mosey" was shit the hack localizer shoved.

All Cloud says is "let's go" in the original Japanese

>Tidus
It's Squall, fuckface.

No Tifa vs Scarlet bitchslap scene

Ableism is prejudice against the disabled. Like racism. Not hiring someone with diebetes because you think they won't be energetic enough is ableism. Thinking that paralympics shouldn't be a thing is ableism.

Tumblerinas have hijacked this, like many other things, to mean that critiquing their 400+ lbs bodies and lifestyles that lead to that makes you worse than Hitler. Which leads to retards like and think that ableism is something exclusive to tumblr and its numerous violent imbeciles.

The slapfight, almost certainly.

ardyn backhand slapped luna after stabbing her in ffxv

why wouldn't tifa and scarlet slapping be in ff7r?

>Which leads to retards like and think that ableism is something exclusive to tumblr and its numerous violent imbeciles.
But it IS exclusive to tumblr. Besides SJWs outside the internet, tumblrinas are the only ones who care about Ableism.

Because he's a retard terrified of sjws who thinks they've infiltrated every game company and 99% decisions any writer makes is because of sjw blackmail.

>But it IS exclusive to tumblr.
Of course not. You only think so because you browse tumblr religiously and don't know about any other resources at all.

Not that guy, but because it's out of place and plays on their femininity. I don't think they'll get rid of it because it'll offend necessarily but I do think it will be way over the top. I'm expecting an anime tier fight where Tifa is coming at Scarlet like Goku and Scarlet is blocking everything and only using slaps to attack back to devastating effect.

Though I didn't play 15, ff games don't seem to have those quiet simple moments, it all seems so bombastic nowadays.

While there are obviously some places that care about it, Tumblr is the loudest by far and the one that garners the most influence in the SJW sphere.

allé voy

But the original line is 「ちょっと!エンギでもないこと言わないの!」 or roughly "Hey! Don't say such ominous things!" as a response to Barret saying he wanted to see Marlene's face one more time. In other words the localization team simply erased the original line and completely replaced it with their own dialogue.

Sup Forums repeatedly gets mad when localizers take liberties with the original text, so people also getting mad about lines like this getting changed would be fucking hilarious.

Cloud giving CPR to a little girl.
He's forcing himself on her!

What the hell was that boss anyway? What was it? Where did it come from?

>Sup Forums repeatedly gets mad when localizers take liberties with the original text, so people also getting mad about lines like this getting changed would be fucking hilarious.
Don't confuse weaboos with Sup Forums.

there is a part where a black chocobo steals Ignis's glasses and you have to sneak up on it without getting spotted to get it back.

Back in the 90s, Monsters just lived in places. And if one happened upon you, boss fight.

Good, the idea of a martial artist engaging in a slap fight instead of just knocking Scarlet the fuck out was real dumb even 20 years ago. With modern graphics it'd be downright comical.

A big fish from the sea you retarded asshole.

It's just a word that you can literally google. What's so scary about it?

absolutely wreckt

Better question is what scenes will be added.

thants

Sounds retarded

this

Nomura was the one who pitched the idea of Aeris death so I can't see that being cut.

It was an improvement, get over it.

In your small bubble of 3-4 baby friends, sure. In the real world with normal people, no one gives a shit when people use the word "retard."

Textbook no true scotsman right here folks

>Like racism
You can't change your race. You can choose to be retarded.

Fucking retard.

If they have to include Gackt in any capacity in the remake, it better just be for a song.

I find it funny how people are looking forward to this garbage.
You think you are getting a Final Fantasy remake but in reality you are getting Crisis Core except split into episodic format.

they already planned on killing a character off, originally it was gonna be barret then nomura suggested aeris

crisis core was good if you ignore Genesis

Yeah that's what I meant so can't see why he'd change that now.

It honestly would've been more sad if Barret died.

lol

Zack and Sephiroth being handled as a proper friend to Zack are the only things done right, the rest is trash. The fucking OST, controls, exp system, materia fusion, and gameplay as a whole is garbage

>think about how the remake will force the cell phone shit again like they've been doing since Advent Children
>remember the PHS
>realize PHS was a play on the actual PHS-- "Persona Handy-phone System" that Japan had the time
>Barret was actually handing you a fucking cell phone to switch party members all the way back then

It would have been sadder if Barret died, him being a decent character and person and all unlike Aeris.


Wouldnt have been as memorable, since Muh pure waifu (even though she's an asshole) getting killed over Token black man.

He was dad with a backstory too. I might have cried desu.

>The fucking OST

"Why" is a top tier song fuck you

Do you have an actual source for this?

no

Did you learn that on reddit

bullshit. aeris was set up to die from the begging

Did the phone ringing sound not tip you off or anything?

Ableism is fucking real and its bullshit, my father got into shit with his bosses for protesting the considration of hiring some guy with a shit leg despite the job asking for physically fit people. Rather politcally correct than have fucking common sense

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She tells you that the pollution from Junon caused the sea creatures to mutate into monsters.
The truth is that Hojo was creating these monsters in the reactors.

They were debating on either barret or aeris then eventually settled on aeris

Well it made a ringing sound when you used it. So it was pretty obvious. I personally just imagined it was a really bulky army phone since then.

>But the original line is 「ちょっと!エンギでもないこと言わないの!」 or roughly "Hey! Don't say such ominous things!" as a response to Barret saying he wanted to see Marlene's face one more time. In other words the localization team simply erased the original line and completely replaced it with their own dialogue.

RPG dialogue is typically boring as hell, and localizers often improve it.

>we almost lost the strongest character in the game besides Cait Sith
that would have been a shame, Ungarmax is hilarious

>>Barret was actually handing you a fucking cell phone to switch party members all the way back then

It rang like a phone, he held it to his ear like a phone, and they often just call each other up. Yeah, Cloud had a cell phone.

Actually now that I think about it, FF7 is the only one I can think iwth a cell hpone.

PHS was always a phone

I've tried FF7 but its just so boring. The battle system isn't even interesting.

Aeris dying works better in the end, because Aeris is the only character who genuinely has her shit together. When she dies, it's like "well fuck, what do we do now?". Everyone else in your party is struggling with too many personal problems and don't have the knowledge Aeris did. Without her the party almost falls apart and it makes for good drama.

>and localizers often improve it.
Most of the time localizations are written by autistic hambeasts.

xv has phones too but more modern

ac takes place 2 years after 7 and they went from phones to flip phones

This guy gets it. Plus there's also her death being the last of her species dying out which is pretty sad.

how long did you play it for?

>"Hey! Don't say such ominous things!"

Who the fuck actually talks like this in real life?

I miss flip phones.

Japanese people

People with vocabulary.

Nobody cares.

Flip phones still more aesthetic than touchscreen phones.

Replace "sjw blackmail" at the end with "virtue'd publisher incentive-blackmail" and that whole statement is actually basically true about Western vidya.

As for Japs, it's mainly just the localizers people should be more worried about regarding political-correctness.

XIII had those flippable sticks that were basically the same thing. The best phone depiction is in Before Crisis' opening. You can summon with them. (You are actually calling to get an authorization to use one, but the imagery is pretty nice.)

That's the one thing I actually want removed. Such a stupid scene that clashed with the otherwise serious tone of the moment, and the minigame itself wasn't even fun.

Noctis was such a shitty character. It's a shame too, the original idea for him might have turned out alright.

Shhh don't summon XV-kun

How something sounds in one language often differs completely in another, user. Directly translating English to another language, especially one in a different language group, without any kind of adjustment to make it sound natural will have the exact same effect.

>tfw they kill Barret in the remake