Alyx is for

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Teaming up with to defeat an interdimensional alien empire.

to remind me that Valve doesn't make games anymore

FULLY

You know what would improve this character? What if her cervix was fully modeled?

MODELED

RENDERED

Why does she look like Benedict Cumberbatch?

>Alyx is for...
opening doors with her magic stun gun

FERNS

Benis

Reminder that the FULLY MODELLED VAGINA can be toggled to drip.

What

oh my

Wait what ?

POST IT

webmshare com/play/EExQa

I don't need to sleep

holy shit, who would create such sin

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Why didn't he just straight up make a porn game in source

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why are you fags overreacting so hard

Sitting on my face.

Caressing, hugging and kissing.

Modding was a mistake

Oldfags, this game is of legal drinking age gramps.

never appearing in another hl game.

Oh wow.

MASTER RACE BAYBEE

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Alyx is for HL3 never ever.