You sleep rather soundly for a pirate

You sleep rather soundly for a pirate.

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You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk, Todd?

I bought all your games, are you sure you don't want the guy next door?

todd can you fuck off i

I will never buy Fallout, Todd. Never.

>Remain Pirate

>What... is the number... of your skyrim preorder?

DAMN IT TODD I'M TRYING TO FAP HERE!

Oh, you have been here all this time, that's why Im feeling like someone have sucked my dick until the juice comes out, did you like it Todd? :^)

Ah yes! Todd posting haha xD!
This is just as funny as the last year of todd posting, am i reet guys?

I swear you're all either under 18 or suffer from personality disorders. Absolute kekasaurus.

which one?

>he doesn't love toddposting

You know what? Fuck you Todd, show me YOUR copy of Skyrim and FO4.

It's Sup Forums's baneposting. Nothing more.

And?

Get this hothead out of here.

Neither are funny.

We get it, TDKR was a shit film for "normies" and Fallout 4 was a shit game for "normies". It's been years, get over it.

post rare Todds

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STOP! You've violated the law! Pay Bethesda a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen games are now forfeit!

> implying i cared enough about your games to pirate them

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Listen to this guy, he thinks Todd is john Wayne!

The dug you talking about tdkr was fucking choice. Are you talking about the Nolan unfilms because that's not tdkr.

The dark knight returns is the fuckawrsome two part animated film adaptation of the eponymous frank miller book.

>I'm no pirate!

I buy all my games, but exclusively pirate Bethesda games. How does that make you feel, Toddy?

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>one of the earliest oblivion's DB quest given to you is to murder a pirate captain

You did buy his game right? I'd hate to be the user who doesn't have it.

>Resist arrest.

>resist arrest

>resist arrest

You shouldn't have pirated skyrim user

Oh Hey, Sweet lady of Wayrest,
Oh Hey, Sweet lady of mine.
I'll see you again,
yes I'll see you again,
Sweet lady of Wayrest so fine.

You're going to regret pirating my games, user.

>Rumors

top kek

WHY.
WONT.
DIE.
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it's amazing how accurate this is

You sleep rather soundly for a manlet.

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Dont mind me just pirating cells to cure disease

Welcome home..

Does anyone have video with Todd in plane scene from Batman ? That was quite rare toddpost related material

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>he says as he post facebook memes

At this point Toddposting seems like a dejected girlfriend complaining the date didn't show.

facebook tier “joke”

how the fuck did this shit start?

kek

I would unironically read a Higurashi VN but with Todd as the main character.

People posted this immaculate portrait of todd and other people edited it

How can one man be so good looking? How he had not been voted one of the worlds most handsome men yet is beyond me

>How he had not been voted one of the worlds most handsome men yet is beyond me
He's like 5'6"

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Of course I can. Now, are you ready to buy my game?

Todd is 6'2

He is handsome desu

I don't understand this hate meme for the games he works on

>Nice and detail single player games aside from ONE MMO
>Sells millions
>Gives what fans want

Like seriously grow the fuck up. This man is saving western gaming for those who still love immersive single player games. Bethdesda endorses single player gaming.

He wasn't at E3 as usual, it's been over two years since they last announced a new project, their last game was disappointing, the mod communities for F4 and S:SE are pretty much dead in the water, and CDPR has stolen a lot of their thunder. Everyone waiting for the next Bethesda release is like the girl standing outside the dance hall all night waiting for her date to show and he just...doesn't.

He's a tall guy

What's wrong with being a normie

>niggers in charge of taste

>nigger hands

a lot

Can you spot the Todd?

Todd, I bought all your games, do you like me now?

Everything

What up white boy

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i'm dead

nice

>Todd san, in my darkest times why was there only one set of footprints?
>Kojima, that is because I carried you at that time

I cry every time :')

Of course, how could I ever doubt /ourguy/ Todd?

Show me your Skyrim and Fallout 4 receipt papers, please.

Between her legs, the chick that has no pants.

Fag

I know your desires.

Can't show what I don't have fuckboy

FO4 and Skyrim are amongst the most played games on Steam and I'd wager it's the same on PS4/Xbone - TW3 isn't even close.

But you're right, Bethesda needs to step up their game if they want to shake off CDPR's shadow.

Seems legit.

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someone gifted my skyrim and i pirated it instead i hope you don't mind todd
fallout 4 is the worst game i ever saw

Calm down. I said I don't have the receipt. Not that I didn't own the games.

Underrated

The Josh Sawyer form is dead pirate. What is it you fear? The end of your trivial New Vegas? When the history of my glory is written, your piracy shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. I am TODDAN.

Bethesda really can't into irony.

>Every hamster gets his pre-order!

>resist arrest

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I sleep soundly for a lot of things. Pirate being one of the lesser ones.

Now get the fuck out of my room I'm trying to sleep here fucking faggot.

For you.

STANDING

I'll add that drop shadow that game has to the text later, paint.net needs a plugin for it

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Making the mother of all games here, user.

HERE, I REALIZE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO BUY MY GAME

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE BUYERS FROM USED BUYERS

WHEN OUR GAMES ARE ANNOUNCED I THINK WE'LL BOTH PREORDER