Tfw no gamer gf

>tfw no gamer gf

>tfw thought I escaped my deranged gamer ex gf
>two years later she texts me to say she dreamt about me killing her, but if I would kindly return Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright
>claims she got traumatized by having consensual sex but regretting it later
>claims that one of the key focuses of her therapy is me saying her blowjobs sucked
>she didn't get the joke

I wish I was kidding.

need me a mentally deficient retard gf like that damn bro

She was not retarded in the general use of the word.
She frequently browsed Tumblr.

>her blowjobs sucked
Top kek

I'm stealing that one.

>tfw had one
>tfw she was just another attention seeking slut who probably cheated on me and her past bf
Decent women who are ACTUALLY into games don't exist. They're either unstable, after beta orbiters, or look like a fucking troll.

>tfw 28 year old virgin as of today

Same boat

Still think about her sometimes

>her blowjobs sucked
heh

Same. For the best though.

buddy you can either compromise for a 6-7/10 whos into vidya and is faithful and will cook and clean for you AND has a career

or you can shoot for a 8-10/10 who will break your heart be a bitch to go after or who will inevitably cheat on you.

I'm sorry bro. I'm 25 and I never had a girlfriend, but I lost my virginity at 21. just went on dating websites like okcupid and tinder and got trashed with alt chicks and always ended up fucking. To this day that's the only way I've ever had sex, drunk with a stranger. But I've done it a fuck load.

honestly not missing much, and better to let it go, there's so much nuance bullshit to it, becomes bit more of a turn off

Very sorry to hear that.

Really how the hell are you supposed to talk to women? Even below average/fat girls treat me like shit or ignore me completely and are instantly repulsed when I try to talk to them about anything

What kind of first impression do you make on a visual level? It's very shallow to judge someone completely on the way they look, but if you look like an unwashed cave dweller you can be sure as heck that nobody would want to approach you. Don't grow a beard if you don't have muscle.

>Don't grow a beard if you don't have muscle.
Not him
I'm skinnyfat and I know what you mean but at the same time I am a chinlet and if I look at myself without beard I think I look like shit. Damn genetic lottery

>left GF because didn't want to manage work eprsonal life and relationship life

The extra money I'm saving is nice too.

>tfw have (male) gamer gf

Why are there so many gays on Sup Forums? And why are they always so vocal about it. Kind of hypocritical considering Sup Forums flips it's shit whenever a gay characters in a video game makes it known he's gay

On a somewhat related note, I was supposed to have a date with a woman tomorrow that I met on an app called Whisper. We had been talking the past couple days and it wss going well. Then we exchanged pics. She was black, which I was expecting and was fine with, a bigger woman but not ugly. But she thought I was black the whole time we were talking (I'm white) and promptly got weird about it and cancelled the date. Did I just experience racism bros? Feels weird.

Sup Forums has always been gay, are you new here? Just don't take part in the degeneracy and you'll be fine.

You did, but racism is only bad when whites do it.
Welcome to the 21st century.

Over 25 eh?
Are you posting this from your computer user?

I have no problem with gay characters, Urushibara Ruka, Wallace Wells, Chihiro Fujisaki, and another few are good examples of good LGBT characters
But i have a big problem with characters with absolutely no personality other than being gay (like Tracer for example), and that just pisses me off, it's like they're just throwing the fact that they're gay down your throat without even making an effort to develop a good character.
tl;dr being gay doesn't make the character good

>tfw danganronpa actually gave a logical reason as to why trannies exist and treats them as deeply troubled and slightly disturbed people

really stimulates my marbles dude

If you've ever met a tranny in real life you'll know how disturbed and emotionally instable they are, you don't need a game to tell you that

I know, I just think it's cool because the few games that talk about or even mention the subject do so in a "EWW TRANNIES xD" or "That tranny is so brave and beautiful look at them go!" kind of way.