If someone offered you $1,000,000,000 to lick a Switch cart, would you do it?

If someone offered you $1,000,000,000 to lick a Switch cart, would you do it?

No

for that money I'd let you fuck my ass and call me a Switch cart

You don't even need to lick the cart directly like a mongoloid idiot child
Theres residue left on your fingers after handling it

Residue of what, the game?? Game residue??

I'd do that for free

Yeah fuck no. They coated those with arsenic so kids wouldn't put them in their mouths!

I'd do more than that. I'd completely drain my entire stomach, eat the switch cart, shit out the remains of the switch cart and finally eat the remains for that much.

The cartridges are treated with a chemical to make them taste bad so kids don't eat them.

Yeah and trust me, you DON'T want ARMS in your system.

Why do post-gba ninty cartridges have dividers on the connectors anyway, to keep it from getting hand smudge on it?

I'd suck the cum directly from a butthole for that money.

Dog I did it for free and you know you will too.

Yeah, it'd be like a punch in the gut.

They don't even taste that bad, it just tastes like a AA battery

I unironically like the taste of batteries.

Better than an intel inside

You know that product that parents sometimes put on kids' fingernails to keep them from biting them?

That's what switch cartridges taste like.
It's not even that bad. I'd do it for 500 dollars

The fact that the console and its few games are so boring that people who bought it are trying to find other means of entertaining themselves, such as licking the game carts and shitposting about it online, pretty much sums up how relevant Nintendo is these days.

Wait...are you say you do things...

Is that really the reason? That's hilarious.

So Nintendo upped their game this generation huh? Not only are the games unappealing on a visual, audio level but now they made them unappealing on a taste level as well? What's next they're going to redesign the carts so they're covered in spikes then roll them around in shit so the stink?

Come on Nintendo give all five of my senses reason to hate you.

It is. Many Nintendo games are marketed for the family, which includes small children, which enjoy trying to eat small things like cartridges that are smaller than DS games.

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hell yah

sure, just money first.

1. Why would anyone offer that amount of money for something that simple
2. Yes because licking it is easy, hell I'd pop it in my mouth for a good minute or two I don't care that's enough money to set up a family for generations

>sucking the wrong side

What's strange is it was discovered by adult gamers and a Switch licking fad arouse from that.

what the fuck, is this a thing?

No, that's suspicious as fuck. It's probably coated with poison or something like that if someone's trying to trick me with that much money

inb4
>shadman

Nigger I would go back in time and rape myself for that kinda cash.

if someone offered me his shit crusted switch that he and his family has been shitting for years for $1,000,000,000 i'd chew and eat it.

Why? Don't you just love unfunny forced maymays?

ok I'll do it for $2,000,000,000 and free mints

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>Shitman
What an absolute garbage artstyle.

nigga wanna be brothers?

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i'd lick anything for 5 dollars

Why are you eating batteries!?!?!

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I put em in my mouth and suck on em.

are you a cute girl??

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what did you just fucking call me, nigga?

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What about my penis?

no
you offering something?

The price is too high, for that much I would eat a bowl of them

>forced
>unfunny
Want to know how I know you're a shadmanfag?

would you consider wearing a dress and a wig? I'll double the pay

maybe

stop that

>all it did was make more people eat the cartridges and then complain that they shat their game out as if it's nintendo's fault

Remember when the switch was new and this was almost entirely what was talked about?

Are you willing to wear a fursuit

Want to know how I know you're from plebbit?

Can't you just scrub the bad tasting shit off of them first

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I'd do it for a dollar

sure no homo tho
nah
idk, fursuits are kinda weird senpai

>I-IT'S PLEBBIT THAT DISLIKES SHADMAN
Last I checked, that place had a whole forum dedicated to that garbage artist. Meanwhile both /d/ and /aco/ laugh at you if you post his shite here.

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*has a fatal allergy to the cart's bitter coating at u*

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do i look like a fag to you!?

>His most well known piece lacks any of the "detail" he often shits his work up with
He still can't draw feet

yall are fools

shad might have some insane fetishes, but his art isn't nearly bad enough to deserve becoming as much of a meme as it is

for fucks sakes, there's thousands of incredibly shitty artists at the same level of Chris Chan and shit. Shad is pretty damn alright as an artist, even if you dislike his fetishes and style.

In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,

For they in thee a thousand errors note;

But ‘tis my heart that loves what they despise,

Who, in despite of view, is pleased to dote;

Nor are mine ears with thy tongue’s tune delighted,

Nor tender feeling, to base touches prone,

Nor taste, nor smell, desire to be invited

To any sensual feast with thee alone:

But my five wits nor my five senses can

Dissuade one foolish heart from serving thee,

Who leaves unswayed the likeness of a man,

Thy proud heart’s slave and vassal wretch to be.

Only my plague thus far I count my gain,

That she that makes me sin awards me pain.

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