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>How to get diarrhea in 2 easy steps

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What's the second step?

2/10 bait
some newfags (mostly europoors) will reply to this bait with "lmao dem americans exdee"

also pic related, waterfags will soon show up.

2 steps are eating and drinking OP's stuff.

Ew

pistachios + water

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>microsoft keyboard
My nigga. Got mine 17 years ago for $10 and still going strong.

spotted the insecure american

see
fuck off waterfags

I really like Grapes and Cherries.

diarrhea

>Pistachios

Sometimes when you bite into a pistachio, it tastes kind of bitter and weird.
Wanna know what that is?
Pic related

NEVER eat pistachios.

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>Catsup on Bananas

>all these fucking newfags falling for an old bait pic
jesus fucking christ
>inb4 m-merely pretending!!

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All I drink is water and tea, but I love beef and chicken, man. Celeryfags can get fucked. Food variet > Drink variety

That fucking raw chicken.

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Yummy salmonella

I will definitely try this

DONT DO THIS THIS CREATES MUSTARD GAS

I am not amused.
When I were in the army I would've eaten it all in a second.

Woah gotta try this.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>GOEAD diet

Thank god he activates his knife before every slice

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>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to drink these

Ooooh I love mustard on hot dogs!

lots of fruits and vegetables have their own respective pests. I'm not stopping eating god-tier food because of an off chance I bite into a worm. Do you stop eating apples too because you know that sometimes worms can taint them?

That's why you wash and/or inspect food before putting it into your mouth, you coddled babby

Does it smell good?

Can you imagine how heavy that must sit in your gut?

>You will never know how pussy around your dick feels

I know you'r baiting with the ketchup on bananas but what weirdes me out the most is that "meat", I've never seen such shit and industrial meat, what the hell. I'm glad I don't like in rich countries, you guys eat literal garbage damn.

>dude sriracha lmao
Looks awful, OP. I hope you get the runs from that.

i want to FUCK that grill

There's a worm in every 30 pistachios you retard, even in the really pricy ones.

god damn you were right just look
waterfags everywhere
the complete state of them these days

>2017
>Eating food
You know its been proven by science you can live off water alone right, and its healthier than food? I've been on an all-water diet for five days and I've never felt better, I sleep soundly, and for longer, I'm more relaxed.

>Implying he made that picture

fuck off you newfag
you're right about the meat being literal garbage, though.

>lol butter on everything

I'll never understand nordic countries, butter is good but stop

lol fuck off

are you from the chips competitors?

wtf is that gay shit on my Sup Forums?

dont do this this creates mustard gas
fuck off waterfag!!!!

what
are you retarded?

ITS
FUCKING
RAWWWWWW