Eh? This was quite funny, and dare I say, even worth a LOL

Eh? This was quite funny, and dare I say, even worth a LOL

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What.

>Grows a mustache last panel

On the topic of losing body parts, has anyone ever actually desired to lose one? It's incredibly stupid, but I've always wanted to lose an eye because eyepatches are really cool.

why not just wear an eyepatch

Because it'd be dumb to wear one for no reason

Only if I could replace it with a superior electronic appendage.
>2017
>still no robot arms
Fucking lazy scientists.

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Who was in the wrong here?

HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED HER FAT!!!

Eh??

Ha!

isn't that a medical condition or something? wanting to remove your own body parts to feel more comfortable?

>HER
pls no

>Anus with Piercings
Holy shit

SHGOUING!e

holy fuck she's a fucking demon

Scientists are too busy working on trying to regrow and attach arms because it would easier, cheaper and more practical.

only true gamers will get it

You'd probably look stupid with an eyepatch, or even worse, you'd get one of those gay medical eyepatches.

Google "Trans-abled".
Be appalled.

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GOUPMFR!

How does one lock a dildo inside an anus?
Also video games.

>give someone a compliment
>they deserve death for it

that's a good lol m8

>can't even gently nudge a women out of the way anymore without it being sexist

>being complimented is a bad thing.

Now we just need a Trump grab by the pussy and vagina dentata one.

ZGORB!

Aqua is a nice girl
Chloe is trash that doesn't deserve to be saved over a puppy, much less a whole town.

its a sin to tell a lie

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>She uses physical violence to intimidate the small man and force her opinion

TRIGGERED

>I've always wanted to lose an eye because eyepatches are really cool.

I literally don't get what the fuck they are trying to say here.

PROUT!

He's literally unironically right here though.

>Implying even a group of women could fight one overweight male.

Depth perception is cooler.

Only if I could replace it with a cybernetic replacement

Haha

why is there an arrow pointing to the axe, in case I missed it?

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The guy who got his arm sliced off because losing a few pounds wouldn't fix that mess.

my nigga

I'm confused, are these ironic or not?

you know you can wear an eyepatch normally without losing an eye

I know it's deliberate but I can't help it. The fact that he's wearing a star trek uniform and talking about star wars pisses me off to no end.

Fury Road could just as easily fit there.

Oh wait, these are satire?

>it's more important to be diverse then being a good film that isn't trying to pander to a general audience.

Oh my fuck...these people share a planet with me...

>going blind
Aint worth it.
Wouldn't mind leg. Leg stuff is ok outside of the phantom pain, being below the knee and the loss of balance
>not pictured the boner from seeing an eldrich abomination as a chick

Nah

yes

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I would like this a lot better than that fujo bait that we got

Hatoful Boyfriend was pretty neat

yhep, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia

maybe

>presented with facts
>respond with violence
Yup, sounds like liberals to me.

I honestly can't tell because the first few seemed like they were satire, then the rest didn't

i have no fucking clue m8

I think you might be missing the joke friend

oh this is quite something

Body dismorphia i believe. It's a mental illness unless you wanna chop off your dick then it's courageous and amazing, you bigot

What are these cat breeds?

Pirates wore an eyepatch over their eye so that when they went into the belly of the ship the eye with an eyepatch wouldn't be contracted and would be able to see better in the dark. You can't put fucking torches inside your boat so it's dark as fuck down there.

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could you post the heli backstab?

>Bob passed well before Chris began his gay/tranny phase.
The man probably would have burst a valve had he seen his son the way he is now.

Might makes right

>pulling the gun as far away as possible so you have a far greater chance of shooting your own hand off

So the joke is they don't know how to write a punch line so their "punch line" is very loudly and obnoxiously stating the "punch line"?

Why is Marceline such a bitch?

Yes.

>Oak
>Hilbert
>May
>3DS
REEEEEEEE

Every now and then I think it would be cool to be blind or deaf or something, but then I think on it harder and generally come to the same conclusion each time:

>What the fuck am I retarded, I couldn't do anything I enjoy doing normally if I were blind or deaf. Jesus christ I'm fucking retarded.

Would like to lose one of my hand if I can replace it with a nice cybernetic one, carbon like shell and shit.
But since I'm using my hands actively to masturbate and code stuff on my computer, and cybernetic enhancement are not a thing, unless you pay a shitton of money and spend a lot of time in learning to use that shit...

you're wrong unfortunately. he was talking about becoming a tranny a bit before he actually grew his hair out and started wearing his mom's clothes

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And people wonder why birth rates are declining.

>every other punchline is the man getting horribly injured over a light while saying "I deserve this"
it's a joke idiots

wew lad, love pitbull apologists

Why are sjw's so violent?

Is it?

Fuck that character what a piece of trash

Pitbull owners need to be gassed

>It's incredibly stupid, but I've always wanted to lose an eye because eyepatches are really cool.
Live in the states? I can help you out with that here in about two weeks. Can help you lose a couple of other appendages too.

>more practical
What could be more practical than robot arms?
>need to eat less calories total cause robot arms
>ultimate arm strength
>strong back/shoulders from carrying robot arms all day
>win all arm wrestling contests
>never get mugged
I hope one day they have to save a child from being crushed by a carriage. I hope they see the folly in their ways.

What game is this and will it work on my Vive?

I'm gonna murder whoever is behind this image

oh well now that you point it out ITS THE FUCKING MOST FUNNY THING IVE EVER WITNESSED HOLY SHIT

I'm a total DOUBLE NIGGER for not laughing immediately but jeese, it's so god damn subtle! I mean WOOOW who fucking knew but you?!

Why should I care about random forum posts?

>cavalier King Charles Spaniel
I love the story behind this name.

*banned
*banned
*banned
*banned
some of these aren't even offensive in the slightest

Bucky is no where near as amazing as pitbuls. Well trained Pits are the nicest little buggers. Mine is so passive I can stick my whole hand in his mouth and he won't bite down.

then imagine your eye has a demon inside like that other anime about schizophrenic girl

My left arm only because I want it augmented

>when you try to make funny satire but it's just so close to the thing you're parodying that people can't tell it apart
what's the word for this again

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