So tell me Sup Forums, how do you bm in online multiplayer videogames?

So tell me Sup Forums, how do you bm in online multiplayer videogames?

bg

i don't

:^)

When I play cs when the other team loses a round especially if it was embarrassing I give them a little xd. It will trigger the right kind of sensitive person and sometimes can just win you the match

Wow, you didn't have to go that easy on me, tihi.

being obnoxiously friendly while using lots of smileys and commentating on every event in the game

Why would I go to the bathroom during a multiplayer game?

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This. It's the future.

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this nigga is on that next level

xD ^^ :D

In LOL I only play Bard. I will only type ":O" or ":o" and "ding a ling".

Astounding!

I'm a girl btw

>friend them
>spend next 2 years being a good and getting know them
>start using insults to stab at there insecurities
>try to root them out of there circle of friends if you get that close
>watch as they become more emotionally unsound
EZ PZ

It's just a game bro

>in any normal win
ez
>in a conplete blowout, disconnect, etc.
gg

Just put a ? everytime they do something stupid

:)

Faces speak much more than words and it you could interpret so many ways. If you aren't pissed off at the game, it will be seen as a friendly smile, but for people salty about losing the match they will see it as a shit eating grin

I first go

>gg wp

and wait for them to say gg

then I go

>jk RIP lmao

by being good
nothing triggers nerds like someone being better than them

I don't unless if I feel like being childish, and I couldn't give less of a precious fuck what a 15 year old with underdeveloped humor thinks of me or my team.

I honk at people in PUBG.

I don't even interact with people on any verbal scale.

>PUBG.

I don't, and from experience when the bm players are on the winning team 9 out of 10 times they got carried.

>when you say GG RE cause you had fun and the game was close but your team won
>"no fuck you"

?

You're operating on patrician levels here.

>Pssh nothing personal, kid.

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This. I just win and leave in silence.

Sit back and witness the asshurt. They get so mad when you don't respond that they absolutely lose it and just leave.

consistently pick the worst characters in online competitive team based games

make horrible decisions, be generally incompetent

you want to piss off your own team because in the hugbox world of walled garden gaming of today, you can't hear enemy voice comms anymore

Thanks for the tutorial!

Tilting is the most efficient way to win.
>enemy fucks something up/dies
>"aww :("
>can see them get progressively worse over the course of the match

pic related

i only bm is the enemy team was being toxic in-chat or just generally being retards (so many austictic memers and foreigners who speak broken english)
even then, it's only a smiley or hehe xd.
else i stay quiet.

Why did it place us vs bots?

If I had fun I say gg and if I didn't then I don't say anything, I am not and edgy faggot.

I don't say anything because I don't feel anything. I feel rage when I lose but feel nothing when I win. I'm literally just trying to win so that I'm not mad about losing.

I should stop playing games.

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"Nice"

"i didnt know pvp had a tutorial mode"

?
don't type anything but ?
every time you kill them

?

>the virgin win

I always felt it was a legit strategy.

nice bro

>My iq is to high for the mind games and psychological interactions that can be done in online games.

Patricians detected

What? What would that even do?

win or lose, what matters is that we all have fun :o)

>making fun of people for not acting like teenagers with shitty parents

Great opinions.

DUDE CALM DOWN IT'S JUST A VIDEOGAME

>being a dick
>mind games
just admit that you like to piss people off

>If it was a good game
good game

>If they claim it was unfair or bullshit
Yeah that was pretty shitty

>Anything else
.

People get so wound up in it I just feel like being a nice person.

I have a button on my mouse bound to say "Wow, you got owned." I go into CSGO deathmatch, do AWP quickscopes, and hit it every time I kill someone. It generates a surprising amount of salt.

yes, that is true

?

by taking a picture of the defeat and posting it on the forums along with the story

use the most cheese weapon/character that takes no skill and refuse to change, I've gotten kicked by admins for this shit and telling them to learn how to counter

Wtf? I thought I set the bots to hard?

Same but whenever the enemy does some dumb shit just hit em with the *confused chiming*.

>teamchat
holy fuck you guys are hot garbage
Instant salt.

>unironically frogposting

In rocket league, me and friends have some strategies.

One is to whisper into the mic while winning. act like your mom is in the next room and you don't want her to hear. "guys please can you forfeit my mom is going to kick me off, please we already beat you just forfeit"

Another one, same game. This one only works if you can do loud, genuine laughter. the kind that is really contagious. Score a goal. during the replay, as the enemy player is about to miss the save and things slow down, say into the mic: "waitwait watch this.. watch this watchthiswatchth-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" make sure the laughter is as loud and genuine as possible, that pisses people off. I should record it someday because it's pretty funny.

they work pretty well. For small text messages? The 'why are we playing bots' someone mentioned is good. other variants work like 'matchmaking must be broken, these games are too easy'

ggezpzlmnsqzjz

Are you underage

>get raped scrub

no. obviously not, otherwise the whisper strat wouldn't work. you have to be at least 12 like me to make it work, thats just a no brainer user.

no I'm overaged.

that's real good, but a suggestion to make it even better: make your name something like "enlightened individual"

complete silence up until the very end of the match and then a single ":)"
this is especially good if I was getting flamed by my team for picking widow or accused of being a hacker by the enemies

>ctrl f
>teabag
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What the fuck Sup Forums? Is this amateur hour?

jej

,`:^)

teabagging is just a common courtesy at this point

Teabagging is old hat. What works better is spinning rapidly on their body, or doing a very stuttery, janky walk over their corpse while aiming at the ground or sky

>join game as it ends
>put on winning team
>put "all me" in all chat
>immediately disconnect

>you have to be at least 12 like me
>different writing style
Great job on trying to get another user mod :)

only thing that still gets me after a solid decade of online gaming is retards saying "its just a game"

sitting in spawn and ERPing the entire match is the ultimate BM

"Thanks for the good game folks, it was nice playing with you all :D"

I usually just type "sniff my cauldron" or reply to them like a parent complimenting a child on their macaroni art piece

>play moba
>lose lane and game
>at the end say ez "whatever lane you played on"
works everytime

In retaliation only.

That's the best of it but he kept trying to come back like the faggot he was.

the infamous ? is the only correct answer

>terry schiavos

I say "shit match" after almost any loss and even after a win if it was a crappy match

I tell others they got lucky if they got a lucky kill on me and let them know I got lucky if I got a good kill on them

Get on the mic and say ironic gay shit and call everyone a nigger

>bm

>haha
>laaaaaaame
>boring

>typing "good round" after you win
>even though the whole match is over

Git Gud Why Play

This when I win
This when I lose

it means bathroom manner
it's what you say when you're playing from the toilet

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