Guten Abend my Sup Forums brothers! Have you been practicing your Deutsche?

Guten Abend my Sup Forums brothers! Have you been practicing your Deutsche?

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weinerschnitzel weinerschnitzel sauer kraut!

german is a shit language

butthurt billy is here

>I speak in Spanish to God, Italian to Women, French to Men, and German to my Horse.
>t. Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor

People knew German was shit for over 500 years.

Hai! Watashi no namae wa Terror Birry desu!

Ich mochte Deutsche lernen, dammit Ich mit dem Deutschen Volk sprechen kann.

[long sip]

>smiles you couldn't protect

taking german and french courses in college actually

Would the Nazis really have forced everyone to speak German like this? It seems so cumbersome and unnecessary. I'm aware they wanted to exterminate the Slavs and their languages but I thought they would be okay with the continued existence of English.

>Deutsche
>e
My Deutsche what?

They'd want everyone to speak German so everyone is on the same page and can communicate much easier between the countries of the world and be together as one people.
That's how National Socialism works.

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Que Paso?

>Would the Nazis really have forced everyone to speak German like this?
Yes.

>"The menu should be more.... German"

What will happen to hamburgers?

Are the Nazis going to ban hamburgers?

pls no

>I speak in Spanish to Beaner and Nigger, Italian to Women, French to Men, and German to my Horse.

Fixed

>Hamburger
>Not German enough

Not sure if serious or just another victim of American education.

Ja... ein "hot dog"

Didn't the Germanic tribes fuck up the Roman empire lmoa

I could see the Ministry of Culture calling the American hamburger an American bastardization of the original and forcing diners to purify their menus so the hamburger is more like its German ancestor.

>watching porn
>woman has a German accent

fake quote

Why is he playing a clarinet?

ah t b h it isnt that. it sounds rude yeah, but is very accurate. i think i like rude languages tho

And then slowly remove everyone who didn't fit their version of perfect, eventually dooming the human race to being a bunch of inbred fucks.

>his smile and optimism: kaput

>Speaking le faggot language to men
I want reddit to leave.

hahahahaha
no
I'd rather have nazis be in charge than the current political agenda today that celebrates race mixing with massive amounts of lower IQ refugees of color, replacing ethnic europeans and having racism against whites be socially acceptable

Tell me, what is your eye to brow ratio? Your hair color? Your general state of health? Your eye color? Your geographical ancestry? What's that? It's not perfectly aligned with the Aryan ideal? Guess you have to go get castrated. If you resist, you will be shot. Auf wiederseh.

Right until the germans do some bullshit genetics test on you and find that you're 100% jewish. KEK

To be fair, hamburger steak is fucking delicious. I would take that change with only mild displeasure.

I hope you don't have a fire to put out back there!
If you do, you can buy my game another time :)

Strawberry is a top tier milkshake

>He doesn't like Nicole Charming

What's actually considered aryan as far as the nazis go? only blonde hair blue eyes? or are colors more of an aesthetic choice and as long as you have the correct features, you're ok?

People did not get killed because their eye color, hair color and ancestry besdies judes, and killings are confused because they purged degenerates and commies.
Blonde hair and blue eyes is just what is European and they wanted to perserve that. For example, if you see a black man with blue eyes or blonde hair, he has European genes based off that.

No.

wow you are stupid

That's a fake quote though.

What he actually said is this:

>Unde solebat, ut audio, Carolus V Imperator dicere, Germanorum linguam esse militarem: Hispanorum amatoriam: Italorum oratoriam: Gallorum nobilem ("When Emperor Charles V used to say, as I hear, that the language of the Germans was military; that of the Spaniards pertained to love; that of the Italians was oratorical; that of the French was noble").

>implying nazis only cared about genetics
If you followed their rules you would be fine, they just wouldn't have let you have kids with girls that don't have jewish blood.
So yeah go back to Israel kike.

Scheisse abandon thread!!!

Ja.

>nazis not caring about genetics
to the retard camps you go. kek

>their eye color, hair color and ancestry besdies judes
And Roma, and Poles, and Slavs. In their millions.
>European and they wanted to perserve that
Then tell me, why did they condemn so many blondes with blue eyes from Europe to die? Why not keep their genes around? Seems counter intuitive to me. So were they just stupid about proper use of genetics, or what?

Eye and hair color were a deciding factor between Nordic and Aryan. And yes, they did make that distinction.

>So yeah go back to Israel kike.
More like go off to starve/be shot/worked to death/executed in our camps.

He's a souldier

So you didn't read my post at all huh?
Oh wait I forgot, kikes can't read things that don't fit their agenda.

Jawohl Kommandant, ich kann jezt ein bisschen Deutsche!

Ich muss mehr studieren!

mein gott of course

>implying German accents on women aren't sexy
youtube.com/watch?v=6WhVyPh2Z5M

Survival of the fittest mentality and he wanted to Germanize Eastern Europeans not murder them all

Just wondering, where is the game that shows how awful Communism was to these Eastern Europeans? In fact, they probably did quite a bit more of a number on them. How come we aren't discussing a cool totally not politically motivated game of that?

yeah funny how kikes go LOOKING for trouble in a vidya game thread. nice Freudean slip you donut

You seriously think the Germans wouldn't account for inbreeding? Dumb leftie-kun.

Germans have an obsession with getting everything right, and variation of genetic traits in order to create a master race that doesn't suffer from inbreeding would be their top priority.

There's enough people in the world who fit the Nazis' image of a perfect race in order to breed without inbreeding issues.

Wait
Real talk
What's the best way to learn another language?

date a girl who speaks the language and fuck her silly while she teaches you.

This has been bothering me for a while but in this trailer, he asks for a milkshake. The man behind the counter OBVIOUSLY MAKES HIM A FRESH SHAKE yet when he drinks it, it makes loud slurping noises as if the cup is almost completely empty.

Why?

Somebody doesn't know the difference between communism and Stalinism.

STALKER series
All of bad shit happened there because communist fucks were too greedy and lazy.

He LOVES milkshakes obviously and drank it super fast. you dont hear the slurping until the very end when he walks away

Because there was never a war, so there was very little to glamorize. Besides, one group doing something horrible in no way invalidates another group doing something equally horrible on a slightly smaller scale.

When the program was run by lunatics? Sure.

Because he, personally, is an asshole who likes to slurp in order to make others uncomfortable, clearly.

spbp

Sup Forumsshits please go

But the straw is in the cup all the way, so how would it slurp?

Learn the alphabet
Learn simple words and phrases
Repetition
Learn punctuation and grammar by osmosis
Repetition
Repetition
Repetition

You have to practice every day. Immersion is the fastest way to do it. This is how the US military trains their translators - you literally live, eat, and breathe, in the language you're learning.

>Ich kann jetzt ein bisschen Deutsche
Sie können *was*, Bürger? Was können Sie machen?

Und ein "bisschen Deutsche"? Was ist ein bisschen Deutsche?
Übt sich härter, Bürger. Sie brauchen es.

this probably. He probably didnt even like milkshakes and was just trying to interrogate bj

Haha okay sorry, the "wasn't actually real" communism the commies called themselves in that period.
>all our history teachers don't tell us about what mao and stalin did because it wasn't glamorized in a war
hmmm

MUH
EBIL
NAZIS
too bad the current generations really dont give a flying fuck anymore about this agenda

Chuncks of ice that weren't broken up by the blender can lodge themselves within the straw.

Fastest way to memorize vocabularies is by speaking them.
Bestest way to learn grammar is by writing them.

Pretty simple.

>the menu needs to be more... german!
well no shit

His lips.

The nazis are literally the bad guys
They started a war that resulted in the death of millions. They had no right to invade all of Europe.

vini vidi vici

There is no difference.

Communism begets totalitarianism ("""stalinism"""), but communists don't want to accept this as a fact, so every time their communist drivel devolves into a totalitarian shithole society, they blame it on anything but communism.

Communism requires that the people who attain power and influence do not act like psychopathic, power-hungry, and greedy dictators out to protect the wealth and influence they've taken from the people. Unfortunately, virtually any human put into such a position becomes a monster. Communism fails the most basic test: It cannot overcome human nature.

Tell that to their deluded fanboys here.

Why does Sup Forums get offended when Nazis are used as enemies in a game then claim commies were never used?

>he doesn't know that Hitler was inspired by Roman Empire

Ignoring the obvious meme replies, probably to show that he's indeed "drinking" it, iirc in the original trailer that had the scene, there wasn't any sort of slurping sound when he was drinking the shake.

It's a colloquialism bud, it's inferred from context.

Sup Forums needs to stay on their board. They're really becoming a nuisance at this point.
>muh Jews
>muh shadilay
>muh day of the rope
>muh sjw
>muh pander

Refugees have no right to invade all of Europe.

>papa joes american diner
>PAPA JOES
>AMERICAN DINER
>the menu needs to be more german
Thanks hanz

The wrong side won ww2.

in the same way an autistic child is "inspired by" a normal person?

Sorry, I don't speak Russian.

So you are just retarded then?
Good to know.

Literally nothing to do with what I just said? I'm talking about, you know, 1939, not 2017.

Wouldn't have been a world War 2 if it wasn't for the Germans idiot

Pol is Sup Forums and this whole site belongs to us. Head back to neogaf Marxist.

i dont know, have you been practicing your arctic warfare?

this is why nobody sits with you at lunch user.
because nobody likes you and ur Sup Forumsmemes

Sup Forums isn't full of Nazis.
We're proud Anglo Fascists looking out for the interests of workers.

Sup Forums is a reflection of all of Sup Forums.

If you don't like it, go literally anywhere else on the internet instead of Sup Forums where you shitty fee fees constantly get hurt

otherwise you'll just have to deal with it

Do you think a superior aryan intellect would be triggered by video games?

Stalin wasn't a Slav.

Stalin was not a slav

It does have a lot to do with what you said, because Europe would still be purely European as it should be if Nazis won.

In some regions, probably. Personally, I think despots, no matter the stripe, are all the same: liars who would rather blame others than try to fix things. They lie, the always have and they always will. They lie about what the problem is, who's fault it was, and how to fix it.

Pol Pot blamed the "intellectuals" and set about reverting his country to the bronze age. Mao crushed dissidents for the sake of power and change. Stalin crushed dissident for the sake of power and control. Hitler crushed dissident and "undesirables" for the sake of personal hate and fear. Despots and liars all of them. There have been many more, but that's besides the point.

what

>Sup Forums needs to
KYS. If you can't deal with the fact that people have different opinions, then you need to step in front of a fucking bus you anti-free speech cunt