In one hour as of now, Mayofags will get the bukkake they've been wanting by Ketchup. You didn't vote for Mayo...

in one hour as of now, Mayofags will get the bukkake they've been wanting by Ketchup. You didn't vote for Mayo, did you Sup Forums?

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Ketchup will win dont worry

why is it taking two hours

Man I love teammates who spend the first minute on Starfish Mainstage painting their own base even though that's literally the worst conceivable strategy. It's just really great when I'm trying to hold the center by myself and as soon as I die the match is literally over.

I just ragequit then and there. Fuck this awful stage.

I voted Mayo because Deviled Eggs, Street Corn, and potato salad are the shit.

Ketchup goes on what? Fries? Only children put ketchup on eggs, by the by.

hope you like tasting the white stuff you'll be getting u cuck

>Ketchup goes on what? Fries? Only children put ketchup on eggs, by the by.
fuck you, it goes on kraft dinner eh

Couldn't have started the splatfests for Splatoon 2 with a worse choice. Ketchup is going to win but man Nintendo dropped the ball by not going for the Ketchup and Mustard. Ketchup and Mayo go together like bread and butter.

Mayo won in Japan

Doesn't mean shit since I'm Mayo here in america

i dont play splatoon but marina is cute so i hope she wins

tfw when you cant play in the splatfest since your joycon broke and your team is losing at the same time

>not dipping your pizza in ketchup

American's can't be this stupid, can they?

They didn't want to change it for different regions, and it's not like mayo is some mostly unused condiment. If cake of all things can be considered unpopular by contrast I think just about any food option has the potential to be heavily overshadowed.

Don't know about that. Had a 50/50 win rate and didn't play the actual event as long because I was stuck fighting my own team 60% of the time.

It wasn't a surprise that Ice cream won over cake though.

Ketchup goes on

- Fries (duh)
- Burgers (also duh)
- Hotdogs (triple duh)
- Hashbrowns
- Eggs
- Meatloaf
- Chicken Nuggets
- Chicken tenders
- Chicken Fried Steak
- Chicken Fried Chicken
- Potato Chips
- Fried Seafood
- Steak
- Sausage
- Quiche
- Ceviche
- Cottage Cheese
- Tacos
- Grits
- Liver and Onions


I can go on if I wanted, but it doesn't matter, because Ketchup won anyways.

>Cake vs. Ice Cream
>Ketchup vs. Mayo

Are the people at Treehouse fat fucks?

Ketchup doesn't go on 90% of those if you're over 4 years old. Get some fucking taste.

Alright lads, fill it out with ketchup mayo and mustard and rate eachothers tastes once and for all

It's better than North Pole vs. South Pole

This. Ketchup is fine on burgers, fries, corndogs, and chicken nuggets, but that's it for me. Mayo can taste good with a much larger variety of things.

KETCHUPFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Those tears are so damn delicious

>ketchup goes on hotdogs
say that where I'm from and you'll get yourself shot

POST YFW YOU'RE NOT TOMATO JAM

arguing about arbitrary choices is my one joy in life

Mix ketchup with mayo for ultimate power

BTFO

>Lost
>Pearl makes me smile
Regardless of Ketchup vs Mayo, the real winners are Pearl fans.

Mayo won. superior condiment now. fuck.

team battles shouldn't count separate though. Such bs.

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>Pearl is never going to win a Splatfest
-Sup Forums

WHO /HIME/ HERE?

Mayo wins because of a fucking third factor that barely anyone played

Why did they fucking change the scoring system from the first game

I hope the next theme is not fucking retarded so people stop choosing by waifu. Oh who i am kidding? Unlike callie and marie, Marina will always win in popularity.

Mustard is still better than both of those. Where's my Splatfest at?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUH KETCHUP

>mayofags are so unpopular ketchads fought themselves most of the time and lost
what the fuck nintendo

LOST BY 3 PERCENT
MORE LIKE
LOST BY 3 SEA SNAILS
FUCKING NERDS HAHAHAHA

>3/4th of everyone chose ketchup
>lose to mayo
How does this happen???

>these results

Lets get this started.
>Ketchupfags

HELL YEAH

first ice cream and now mayo

I want to fucking die.

>Rerolling also gives you chunks
oh shit

IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS

Bread and butter DO go together though you dipshit

TOMATO JAMMERS IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE

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Just picked up this game today. Seriously what's with all the furries. It's as bad as Second Life

Ketchupfags couldn't catch up.

Simple: civil wars that doesn't give points.

so ketchup voters get a permanent fag tag till next fest right?

How many people currently own the game?

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>inb4 "but we were fighting each other"

>"The gremlin will never win a splatfest!"
>"Marina is gonna take every single one hands down!"
APOLOGIZE

Who smug Mayonnaise King/Queen here

Some fucking moron made a "stop drawing furries!" Post and these irony contrarian faggots ran with it.

>b-b-but muh popular vote
Splatfest is not a democracy.

Just report them.

Literally 90% of matches were probably Ketchup vs Ketchup.

Those matches didn't count

Jamfags on suicide watch

Mayo won splatfest, but in reality ketchup always wins.

EVEN WHEN YOU CREATED ALTS
TO SABOTAGE TEAM MAYO
YOU STILL FUCKING LOST
HAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>tfw it's possible someone is drawing Pearl giving Marina her "mayo" RIGHT NOW
We all win in the end, friends

that was my point, mayo and ketchup go together well.

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KETCHUP FAGS BTFO

>implying it's not true

Ketchigger

Reminder that Ice Cream won despite fighting each other all night
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, KETCHUMPS?

Had a mayo, salami, lettuce, pepper mustard and cheddar grilled sammich to celebrate lads.
>mfw ketchupbabbies

You know I don't really care that Mayo won

Because that Vote ratio just shows that Mayo is the shittier condiment, and that's good enough for me

What's the excuse for losing in the correct matchups?
OH WAIT NONE HAHAHAHAHAHA

Go fuck yourself furmayo

I wasn't sure if you were advocating for or against ketchup vs mayo for the US

But yeah Ketchup vs Mustard would have been much closer on the popularity.

>ketchup
>tacos

YEAH BOI!!! MAYO WON TODAY. My first splatfest victory. I'm glad I got this game. Feels good being apart of something.

>The jam-filled city of Ketchup

Mayonnaise degenerates deserve to be skinned alive

>cum vs blood

How did they get away with this

HOW COULD THIS BE
IT WAS OUR SPLATFEST KETCHUPBROS

>letting furniggers win
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Pearl is now 3 for 4 in Splatfest wins. It's like Marinafags aren't even trying.

>tfw you just genuinly pick whichever thing you like better
>win both splatfests

To be honest, that was a fucking miracle.

Choke on that mayo, bitch.

All this gloating from lardnerds is making me pretty salty.

I love Splatoon.
We'll get you fags next time.

Literally all those foods should just be listed as ketchup because that's all you jamfags will taste.

Go eat your tendies, Ketchup kid. Mommy made them special just for you!

ketchumps are too fat and retarded from all the sugar they eat

POST YOUR VICTORY THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=xvakqDGu6hE

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>not sneaking around the back in the final 45 seconds and winning by .5%
pussy

Both side were filled with furries and their faggot art, stop associating one side with them and report their faggot asses.

Can I get a SFW version with kewpie mayo bottles

>liking Mayo more than Ketchup
I might have lost but at least I can go to sleep knowing I have good taste

You helped contribute to ketchup's loss, you dumb skill-less nigger. Every Splatfest loser has had you in common.

me on the left