I'm digging the new 13 year Steam badge

I'm digging the new 13 year Steam badge.

>650XP
So that's what you get for a decade of loyalty? $0.50 worth of steam level?

Valve only gives exp to things that put money in their bank. Loyalty ain't one of them.

>I'm only a 10 year cuck

Sucks for you man. When I play csgo, I insta get tons of respect just because of my 13 year badge.

I'm like a steam god.

I bought HL2 in the new year's sale so I just missed out on the longest years of service badge.

steam level is worthless

>you're playing with kids younger than your steam account

Every faggot ive seen with 13 year old badges were either blatant or closet cheaters.

Id say 80% of the 13 yos out there are hijacked by them, most of them already got vacced/overwatched.


In 4 months my legit csgo account will be 13 too

>badge

more like stigmata

Anyone else here have this one?

Why hasn't my fucking steam client worked properly for the last 2 weeks you fat jew fuck?

Because you're retarded?

Uhh, damn. Mine is still 12 years. I guess I bought half life 2 a while after it came out but I swore I got it at release.

Time worked different in Australia back then.

>$0.05 has been deposited into your account

Can some people petition steam to let you keep 12 or 14 longer if your culture is legit paranoid about the number 13?

Nope. Increases the amount of friends you can have.

>tfw still a beta virgin single digit account

only cucks have 10+ badges, that means you payed to have valves dick up your ass with their shitty unfunctional service when sales werent even a thing

>two years to go before I enter the double digits

not having that is better than having that desu senpai

the only people i've ever seen with that badge are enormous attention whores. At this point it's as much of a red flag as having a >100 steam level.

14th year better be golden or some shit

>friends

Weird, I got HL2 as soon as it was released. I worked in a game shop at the time and it unlocked at a specific time. I still only have the 12 year badge, I thought Steam was only released with HL2?

It came like two months after counter-strike 1.6 was released.

>dont even have a year yet
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>tfw 11 years and only 100+hrs in dota

Im a bad boy, a cool kid.

so it's worthless, got it

>there are people on this sub/r/ who don't have their 14th steam birthday coming up

is it possible to buy one of these badges?

Usually goes for around $300-12000 on sale sites

>sub

I'm 2 year retard.

My old steam got hacked by some Russian Slav faggot. What happened was that I was being targeted by everyone on some Garry's Mod server because I wasn't Russian. I told them all that they're all poor running games off of a potato and they live in a shitty communist society and told them that capitalism is the way a country should be run. They started getting furious at me and one of the script kiddies decided to call his brother to help hack me.

After that, something happened with my PC and I was stuck being a phone poster for 2 years. In 2015 I finally was able to make a Steam account again, and this time I bought more than just Gmod.

>look mom at how long ive been using garbage drm

These accounts aren't that rare.

13 years retards on suicide watch

>he considers a non-5 digit account a real 13 year account

Westerner capitalist BTFO

Alot of loyalty for hired games.

I'm 30 years old. I have an original steam account that I shelved. My current account is a 10 year account. The original account has mostly valve games and a few random classics.

How much could I sell my original account for? I don't care about steam level or any of that bullshit.

Screw you september 2003 tards...

Hol up
How can you be a 13 y without having a 5 digit account?

I'm 6 digit and I have a 13y account. By August 2004, there were already at least 3 million accounts.

where can you see these digits?

Soon be 4000 days, neat.

>Needing more than two friends

>Caring about badges and cheevos for your rented games on a pc gaming social media platform
LOL

h-heh

buttmad 3 year badge detected

is 4000 when it gets wiped off your profile?

Tainting your original steam account with a VAC ban.

Damn, you dun fucked up good.

Butthurt 3 year account pleb

I believe it's 2556 days.

There was a console command in cs that allowed you to see others digits, just google it I guess.

Ah, 6th digit, I see. I thought there were some shit accounts with high amount of digits and both 13 years. Still sexy

>There are people on Steam who have spent literally hundreds of dollars on their profiles.

>ywn be 13 years

Ok, I found out how, join a cs 1.6, cs source or cs go server and go into console and type "status".
This will give your steam ID plus that of all the players on the server.

it was my brother ;_;

>you've wasted 13 years of your life playing video games

>I was cucking myself with a terrible DRM platform years before it turned stable, usable and mainstream
why do you feel the need to validate yourselves so much over your shitty decisions
steam was not worthwhile until at least six years ago, but if you don't remember that I guess you really did just buy that 13 year badge for 5 dollars

Nigger I've spent 30 years playing video games. Its just that they started keeping a record on my activities 13 years ago.

I got steam just to play HL2 dumbass, it was a requirement. I remember the first game to appear on the steam store. Do you?

It was darwinia and that free gordon freeman 2d sidescroller. Youre just buttflustered that your account is worthless.

It's probably going to still be purple at least until 15. If you remember 10, 11, and 12 all are the same color.

I joined steam when I was forced into it to play a single player game. I hated Steam then and I don't really like it now.

>needing any friends at all

>only lv8

>I'm proud I used steam when it was forced onto me and an objectively bad software that crashed every second day
you sure are putting a lot of worth on a valve drone badge which people sell for 5 dollars

As I said before, I get mad respect when people check my profile while playing cs go and shit.

Having a 13 year account gets you respect on steam, maybe not to muh drm neckbeards like you, living in the past with your nin toddler cartridges.

>got steam with dark messiah
>could barely use it because my craptop was too crap
>realize I dominated multiplayer despite being at like 15 fps

y-yeah

Why is your account only 8 years old? Were you literally a toddler or something when steam came out?

To play cs and half life 2, you needed steam...

>tfw 23 december, 2004.
Soon i'll be an elder god too.

perhaps he had a normal life before?

Casuals.

I prefer this one

to be fair my original reason for buying was to play tf2 and garrysmod
and no I just played wow before

>being an under 13-er

You need to be 18 to post here.

Not him, but I had to use a no-steam crack to play half life 2 since I didn't have internet until like 2007

red pill me on the golden potato

No

Pretty sure you mean three friends, sweetie. Most co-op games are to be played with 4 sweethearts.

Portal 2 ARG.

Having an early steam account only proves you wanted to play CS and HL2 so badly that you were willing to bend over for GabeN
PC gaming had more to offer outside of steam at that time you filthy valve-drones

yarr harr

what am I to do now that I'm 23?

>100% save
>$ after the number
How many people have fallen for this scam?

>no internet in 2007

Are you like from uganda or sum shit?

Steam is more than a year older than HL2. As the other user said, it was released with CS 1.6.

Why doesn't Steam have fun events like this from time to time that aren't just for major sales?

E-peen thread?

yea dude, my dads a high ranking officer so I'm allowed 1 hour of internet a day

dat 6 year steam badge ruins it though.

Your steam profile is like being 6'2, monster abs but a 4 inch penis.

Was a normie back then. Was in QMJHL and a possible NHL draft pick until I decided to focus on school. Horrible life choice.

What a tiny epeen.

Why do people never max out their steam community badge? They don't like the final version of it or something?

>tfw only 5 years
arrest me

wtf why you talk like a gay

Some of them require having steam friends. At most, I add someone for a trade and remove them right after. Also I decline any friend invites. I'm only 5 tasks from completing it.

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