Friendly reminder that this will never be you

Friendly reminder that this will never be you.

a dick?

a cunt?

I dont take my dicks curved.
only black you silly white boi

vaginas are so fucking addictive. why did god make them so addictive to eat/fuck for us men?

>3DPD female
good, i didn't fell for the mem and i will never fell for it.

weird looking dick

jokes on you, i own that exact pair of panties ;^)

I will never be a woman receiving a bent dick because of a botched foreskin mutilation (circumcision)

Well isn't that a shame OP

>eating pussy
gay

reported (:

>someone with a short and bent dick like that can get laid

There's hope then.

>the psyops continue

> (:
Fucking virgin cant even :) right

>cutfag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wheres the other penis

isn't incest against the law?

Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia (the clitoris, other parts of the vulva or the vagina).[1][2] The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm.[3][4][5]

>performing sexual act on female
>gay

Doesn't look that short. 15 centimetres perhaps?

Literally gayer than traps.

Well yeah, my duck curves down and not to the side.

>not a black man

C'mon son

>tfw 20 year old virgin

>I'll never be a girl and be fucked
Good you fucking faggot.

thats obviously not cut though, are euros too retarded to see properly?

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>this post again
JAAAAAAAAANNNIIIIIIIII

But I have had sex and my mushroom tip is bigger and more swollen

I want to suck a dick

For the white men it will be soon enough

Plenty of uncut guys with bent ducks, dude.

Why you lying?

Dicks that are curved to the sides can actually feel better than straigth dicks.

NOOOO. NO NO NO. FUCK YOUUUU. BLUE BOARD. B-L-U-E BOARD YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Doesn't that MEAN anything to you?

I'm at WORK. I'm having a BAD DAY. You put a fucking PENIS on my screen. I'm probably going to get FIRED YOU CUNT

prove it

Why are white men the best at everything?

It's like being born with God mode turned on

wait im confused. is there a guy in the background taking a picture with his phone?

>tfw I have a date tonight with a gigantess
>my dick is only 6"

missionary position is disgusting.

I love videogames.

vaginas are addictive.

OBSESSED

her girlpucci looks tasty!!

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LITTLE

Your will is weak, vaginas ain't shit.

The leftmost one on the second row, what's her name?

See ya in a week

Fuck that's a creepy stare.

Holy fuck I love being a white man.

Stop watching porn

They are the best at taking BBC at least.

Ah, the white man

Weak
Useless
Submissive
Complains alot
Broken
Shutin
Loser
Antisocial
And little docked

Die you degenerate Barneyfag

MOOOOOODS

General statistics to remind yourself what you're missing. Put those numbers into perspective. (std, rape accusations, chance of pregnancy, cheating, divorce, etc). Not worth it.

WHITE

Disgusting, mushroom tips are the male equivalent of beef curtains. Absolutely unaesthetic

I like big white dicks

>tfw i ruined my wizard chances at 16

Do you get a chance every 30 years without? Will I become wizard at 46?

That's an average penis
Most men have smaller than that

That's due to Sup Forums being a bunch of failures justifying their mediocrity with racism and misogyny.

>"It's everyone else's fault!"

Video games

They're good for taking the BBC like the white white race is.


This is the future of all white men. Embrace it

Mines bigger eat it

>tfw I haven't had sex in 2 days

i'm dying here lads

LITTLE PEEPEEEEEEEEEHHHH

DICKS

not a virgin

stfu I do the fuck I want (;

They go mental when you turn their hips to the side so your tip curves up and strokes their G.
or so I've heard

>it's another psyops lel so ironic!!!!!1111! thread

holy cute asses

Me and my gf went shooting yesterday. She has a penchant for shotguns while I like assault rifles, so she brought her 12 gauge and I brought my AKM. We both took turns shooting each others guns, and when we were done I took my turn shooting my seed inside of her up against a tree. 10/10 would go target shooting again.

that's average at best.

>tfw had a fwb
>not friends anymore
>zero sex since then
oh well, at least I have you all fags
I miss that pussy, kissing her legs and neck FUCK

My favourite thing that doesn't exist is dragons. You do you though.

It's from the female's POV so no, I will never be a woman and I guess that's fine.

It's over for the white race

5 and all 3dpd posters are permabanned on sight

>future
It's already my present desu.

I cant help but to think about Pickle Rick everytime I look at a dick lol

Dicks are ruined forever for me

tfw no jap gf to tug on my white willy

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Nice blog

simeon panda uses roids moron

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According to Romans, that's quite literally the faggiest thing you can do.

>assault rifle
You wanna know how I know you're a noguns liar?