LOL

LOL

haha
wouldn't it be funny if mario got angry and fucked her to death haha
as a joke of course
haha

haha, I bet she's almost as big as Mario's meaty thick cock. haha

haha, i wonder id a whole person could fit in giant mario's butt, haha, just wondering for a friend

Wouldn't he have noticed there was mushrooms on the pizza before eating it

I bet it stinks in there, haha

haha, I wonder what it would feel like to get torn in half by mario's gigantic thick pulsing member. haha

>not putting the toppings underneath the cheese

lel

I always read posts like this as if it was Speed Racer talking.

You know what? After so many years of horrible edgy Mario jokes about powerup mushrooms being psychedelic drugs, or him just being edgy and offensive, a totally benign and wholesome joke about Mario growing gigantic because a restaurant put mushrooms in the food he ordered is actually enjoyable.

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wait that would have been the year before tho
2,154,697 was thag's year?

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It's BC so the years count down instead of up like CE

haha, now I do too

*puffs air out of nose*

Incredible.

LOL threads never made laugh, but I keep coming back.

The actual issue is that people in BC wouldn't call it BC

so where's the drawfag to get on this

lmao

2017 intelligence right there

Lol

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lul

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tfw no qt bf with good oral skills

The world is 6,000 years old bozo

ROFL

You're such a goddamn retard...

*gosh darn
Don't put our Lords name in vain

>unless your off savin' the day

That's not my name thought LOL.

>our Lord's name is God
Gee whiz, is that's fox's name Fox?

Smith will suffice

Ha! Ha! Dangly Parts.

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Oh hi mark

why would you order something that will have mushroom on it in the first place, is not like there are many recipes with it and they are always visible

Wait a minute...

That would have funnier if it was a dinosaur and the following year was when the meteor hit

His name is Yehowah and he hates chaos

I too hate it when pizza places accidentally put mushrooms on my pizza haha

people that make these kinds of comics have never watched an actual movie because its too "boring"

dude wtf, that dildo must've been in someone'se ass

lal

>butterfry

yeah I fund mushrooms repugnant too mario

haha

Jesus Christ they look awful

LOL

my quality of reading shitposts has been enhanced thoroughly.

>IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT POKEMON AND THINK OF FOOD

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neck
yourself
slobfag

I don't get it please someone explain

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2016 will be his year

fuck i didnt find them funny before but now i do

>fatfags
Not even once

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