Co-workers starts talking about vidya

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All they talk about is Overwatch and Destiny

An actual video game thread died so this could be made.

its usually only about very main stream stuff tho. Like LoL and Hearthstone
I was surprised no one even heard of Smash Bros in a room full of adults that all have gaming PCs

>he likes talking about videogames
cuck

>Hey user what games do you play?

I don't know user, it depends on your work environment. A coworker of mine started talking about anime a few weeks back. Some people are just pretty open about what they like.

>got two chad colleagues in their 30s and 40s
>dude user stop playing video games lmao
>need to get some pussy lol
>we start talking vidya anyway
>find out they both used to play hitman and splinter cell back in the day
>why don't you guys play anymore?
>we got a life lol
No need to be hurtful, guys.

t. virgin sit

>TFW you are 25 and have somehow managed to never work a day in your life

This happens to me all the time at work. Its not that I hate vidya, I just don't want to talk to you about it 24/7 Jared

>co-worker mentions vidya
>find out he's a normie pleb who plays league of legends
>end conversation

>Man we should play GTA Online together, user
>"Meh"
>What games do you play user?
>"Splatoon 2 and Nioh"
>"By the way, co-worker-san, do you prefer ketchup or mayonnaise?"
>Ketchup, why?
>"ur a faget"

I actually work with a guy who streams and does gaming podcasts regularly so we always chat.
It's neat.

>One of the guys I got along with the most played League of Legends
>This dude could probably beat my ass but I still shat on him 24/7 for it.
Feels good.

>tfw my 40-something coworker starts talking about playing Elite: Dangerous with his
>he has a wife and two kids

What jobs does Sup Forums have?

Security Guard.
>Left alone in isolated locations
>Have to walk once an hour to pump blood
>Can watch tv, play handhelds or read
>Comfy as fuck

Energy engineer in local town hall. Pretty good gig, only five minutes from home.

>i talk vidya to my coworker
>big Monnster Hunter fan
>talk about MH world
>he doesn't want to talk about it
The more he struggles the harder my dick becomes

Half-time programmer while studying
i get 1750€ a month for a 20 hour week

leaves me with tons of money but no time to play

Teacher. I spent my summer doing a whole lot of nothing, just like when I was a student.

Fucking McDonald's, though I've not shown for two weeks now, so I'm hoping they fire me because fuck this shit.

>Energy engineer

What kind of energy? Are you sure you aren't just an electrician?

Who /enrolled in college at a late age/ here?

I was 25 when I got my first job other than doing chores and odd jobs. It was only a seasonal job too that lasted for 4 months. I didn't get a real job until I was 31.

Of course I was in university and didn't really want to work while I was in school, but for a few years after high school I was full NEET.

Is it even possible to turn your life around past the age of 23?

>asian
>college drop out
>kissless, handholdless, contactless virgin
>no job experience
>no friends
>masturbate to cuckold, raceplay, wmaf porn everyday
>no drivers license
>no skills
>no hobbies
>brainlet who can barely stay focused on reading for more than 10-15 minutes
>spend at least 8-10 hours a day on Sup Forums, minimum
>don't enjoy video games anymore
>haven't held a conversation with anyone in the past 5 years that lasted more than 30 seconds

tired of living such a pathetic "life". how can i fix myself?

>Professor talks about his WoW characters

If I ever go to college, I'll probably be in my late 20's or early 30's before it happens, honestly. It's easy enough to eke out a living and then some these days with no education, but what I'd actually like to do requires certification of some sort at the very least. So I guess I'll go for it if I ever get tired of living the easy life.

I work with energy optimization of buildings and technical installations, making sure they use less energy while keeping the same or better performance.
Renewable energy sources, LED lighting and such.

I don't know a single guy who doesn't play video games, besides my stoner, jobless friend.

I made small talk once about a bunch of normie pop games with a new co-worker while traveling for work. He mentioned bringing a console on the road with him, and asked if I ever brought one with me to fill the downtime in the middle of nowhere.

Said all I had was a N3DS back at the hotel, which I got for cheap but not much on it. He kept pressing me on it though, and I let slip that about modding it for free games.

He then stared at me in dead silence for a moment, and said, "Now I know you're letting on less than you lead on."

We then talked Etrian Odyssey and other fun nerd stuff for the rest of the lonely shift, and it was fun.

Anything interesting happen?

One simple and easy way. A gun.

Join

The

Navy

Joining the army for starters.
If that doesn't work commit sudoku.

It's never too late user, but beggars can't be choosers. You're gonna have to suffer through some shit for a bit before actually getting anywhere even remotely comfortable again. That's just how life is. But the longer you put it off, the older you'll be, and the harder it'll be to put up with it. Everyone's got a chance no matter how old. You just have to be persistent.

Take some of the time you spend here and apply yourself to other pursuits instead. Do right by you. Don't sit around and just accept your lot in life like you've got no control. Carpe diem, user. Carpe diem.

I was already conscripted for 3 years

Also stop fapping to NTR shit. That stuff makes people into losers.

Broadcast operator for disney...
Yes i make sure all little boys and girls can watch disney.
Pays good tho 2650 euros for 36 hours.

I'm thinking of going back. I was not ready to go to college at 18. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Still don't know what to do at 25.

So what's the problem? Enroll into an officers school (they fucking pay you for it) and become an officer as part of a 5 year program. Join the police force when you get out.

How doeven get into that kind of gig? DO you just roll up at a studio and ask for work?

>be a wageslave
>realized how fucked the planet is
>just want to go to mars
When I turn 50 I'm going to sell all my belongings and buy/volunteer for a mars colony.
Shit better be up and running by then.

I have a poor service grade
Officers need degrees

I know that feel. What I really want to do is stay at home and play vidya/mastabate all day. But there's no job where you do that so I'm kind of fucked. I just wish I was rich and could earn money from literally just having so much money that the interest rates become a viable income source.

No not realy started working on customer support.
Hear about a new function.
Go to the manager say i have IT and Cisco and php skills.
Manager is a old guy who knows noting about IT he just says well you sound like somebody who knows computers.
Get the function dont know shit about broadcast IT but still manage to get the hang of it.
10/10 most easy job ever just watch disney all day.

Well then just skip it and become a cop. If the lard asses can get in, so can you. You get a pension when you retire and shits all good. You said you're asian, so that means you get to shoot redguards without being called a racist, too.

Not that user, but what for. I mean literally, i can't grasp the concept behind motivation/inspiration or whatever you might call it. I aint got no Mojo, bro, i don't understand what thrives people and what should thrive me. Why should i bother? For sex? Money? Whatever i desire?

Why do people desire and how does one desire?

good chance to listen instead of talk

>NEET
>launch video game
>play for 17 minutes
>alt+f4 out
>get a job
>rather be at home doing nothing instead
>quit job
>rather be doing something rather than nothing at home since i can't enjoy video games or books or exercising

Pic related Disney broadcast HQ.

Phone based costumer service for a call center.

It's better than nothing.

what country?

p dope desu

VLSI design intern.

>Stoner, jobless friend
How the fuck does he not play?!

>forced to watch disney all day
yeah no thank you

We all want to re-enact Armored Core 2, user.

In europe.

me on the right

I work in technical support for AppleCare. It's pretty lame, but I work at home. So I guess it has its merits?

>qt asks you out on a date and sucks your dick for free
oh wait

I knew that after you mentioned the currency, user
I guess you dont wanna specify then

Only making sure its running i have a tv next to me where i can watch anyting.
And also a laptop where i can play some games on.

>Co worker starts talking about Pokemon
>"My favorite Pokemon is Sylveon"
>mfw

Aw man. Sorry about that.

It has to to with company secrets and stuff like that.

Depends on the branch, it can be pretty fun and of course if the people you work with aren't assholes/your age/mindset etc.
I actually think if the people you work with you are comfy around, every work will be nice. Example:

youtube.com/watch?v=TbtsfyrEF_c

>co-workers asks you out for a date

tell her that you're a vegan and you hate roast beef

>co-worker asks what pokemon you want to fuck

professional NEET.

i belong in KELA guild.

>coworkers start talking

I don't know if you guys just play retarded and if you'd actually wanted to know you'd look for hints in the picture if he already posted.

guess it's summer after all...

Cow inseminator

>Same sex coworker asks you out

Admin specialist for Federal land management agency. Pay is great and get to go to forests all the time. Many co-workers play PC games, many bros to work with.

>same sex coworker asks you out

>one or two weeks back
>office is empty because of summer vacation
>girl from other department passes by
>sits in my room and starts talking
>try and ignore her as i just want to get my work done
>after a pause she mentions how horny she is
>then go to wc and get it out of your system
>looks at me with a confused expression
At least she finally got up and left.

Nopenopenope. Cash me out of this hand.

>>co-workers starts talking about they're waifu

Just say no faggot.

Everything's just about CoD and Fifa with them. They're beaners so I guess that's why

> Things that never happened.

Your coworkers talk about how they are your waifu?

>boss calls you into her office
>fuckfuckfuck
>I'm sorry user but we can't pay you for this month
>u wot m8
>but I'm sure we can come to some agreement~
>gets down on her knees

?

Just like fifa and cod ;D

Roadie. I do stage lighting for music tours. Also do stage lighting for corporate conferences and whatnot when I'm not on a tour. I don't do e3 but that would be an example of the kind of corporate shows I do. Most of them are not that huge either.

Pic related is part of the last tour I was on, at Sasquatch fest about 2 months ago.

>Sue for sexual harassment
>Get tons of money

>Wake up
>Get fired for sleeping at work

> Things that never happened. (1)

Wages Clerk
I go to work, start to browse Sup Forums for 6-7hours a day, work 1 hour and get 3000€ a month for this.

Somehow my boss loves me and only speaks highly of me

>coworkers bring up vidya and anime
>its the basics

>talking to a qt grill
>she seems to be into me
>she starts to talk about her favorite games
>mfw concentrating all my willpower to suppress the urge to make fun of her taste

It does happen, but usually the boss is a man.

Also he has a moustache.

I also tricked my boss to buy me a gaming pc so i can play hearthstone @work

???

Don't do that. A man who is nice to every woman is like a woman who opens her legs to every man.