Why does Lambert hate Ciri so much?

Why does Lambert hate Ciri so much?

know he can't land pussy like that with a hairline that bad

He has to compete with her for Geralt's affection.

since when did he hate her? They got along great since she was a kid.

he was ready to die for her and his friends, so don't talk bullshit

He doesn't.

did you mean Triss?

Lambert's just a dick, he doesn't hate any of kaer morhen

Lambert, Lambert

What a prick.

Nice limerick

Are you fucking retarded?

Because he's a faggot.

Fucked your Waifu with my dick

Lambert is a little faggot. Eskel is a big dick pimp tho

Why was the Kaer Morhen reunion part the best part or Witcher 3?

He has good taste.

Because it's about a bunch of dudes hanging out and learning about brotherhood and friendship and taking hot steamy naked baths in the spring together

Because the character interaction and chemistry was fucking god tier. Voice actors killed it. They killed the whole game

And to be clear I mean killed it as in they're the shit

Honestly Lambert looks, sounds, and acts like that fucking loser in high school, but he somehow got lucky and passed the trial of grasses.

Because they're all interesting characters with actual personalities and not "buttflustered farmer wants you to kill a monster" while Geralt quips.

>DUDE I USE SARCASM TO HIDE MY FRAGILITY LMAO

I fucking hate characters like this. He deserves only bad things.

The scene where they use the scope to prankcall people was fucking 10/10. Even though i thought the game was kinda meh over-all that scene sure was something else.

LAMBERT

YOU'RE A GENIUS

He realizes what a mary sue she is.

how does he end up with Keira let me ask you that

She saves his life.
He plays the wounded hero who needs a caring nurse.
They start to fuck.

I wish they had portrayed him more like they did in the first game. He was a prick there too, but he wasn't quite as salty constantly and he comes off a bit more alpha.

I honestly do not know how anyone liked Ciri. That bitch was the most insufferable part of the entire game. The only time I felt anything for Ciri was when Geralt first finds her on the mist island and thinks she's dead, and that was only by proxy of feeling sorry for Geralt.

Stupid fucking mary-sue bitch, Geralt fucking does everything and this dumb bitch has the gal of saying "LUL UR A WITCHA WUT DO U NO BOUT SAVING DE WURLD"

God I fucking hate Ciri.

Literally all witchers have issues, the trial of grasses is some rough shit.

this

>Ciri is a Mary-Sue

How to detect a teenager who has never read a book.

>that fucking wiggle with the eyebrows

I love this game.

People can shitpost all they want but the animations are spot on.

man when she said that, thats when i stopped liking her

geralt has been through hell, arguably hes helped all of society for generations through actions alone.