Friday night

>friday night
>another night of sitting in my car in an empty car park to make it seem to my parents I'm out with friends

Thank God for the Switch

You know you could drive down the road at like 80mph and let go of the steering wheel and let the chips fall where they may

Get a job.

My car doesn't have any gas.

doesn't help

You can afford an overpriced toy but you can't afford gas for your car?

Probably bought a 60K car which he has to pay for the next 10 years

You have a car, with no gas, while talking online, complaining that your car has no gas. Time to ask for a loan from your parents, and get a job.

Then how the fuck did you get to the car park

>financing a car for 10 years
My dad did this with a used corvette, he is stupid

>Start gaining speed
>Switch gets forced out the window
>causes another driver to swerve into you to avoid a flying object
>Become paralyzed from the waste down.

>last thing the other driver heard: BING BING WAHOO!

>Friday night
>all my friends keep asking me to play games with them and go out

I just want to play my Switch

>Being too lazy to work.

i'm not op
work didn't help me get friends

I've gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car every weekend for the past four years to convince my mom I have friends. I've thought about telling her I'm dating a girl from uni, but I don't want to push my luck.

>mom tells you to invite her round for dinner
>have to hire a hooker to come over

okay where?

Just go fishing, easiest thing in the world and it makes you seem busy while actually being productive

I am in my 30's. It does not get better. Depression PERMANENTLY damages your brain.


You know what to do

>ywn squeeze that plant

IT DIDN'T WORK, GODDAMMIT!

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This pic put me comfortably in the bonezone, thanks.

I hear that. It's kind of crazy thinking back to how much motivation I had in my late teens, and how I would always scold myself if I wasted too much time on internet forums and always did productive things.
Now i'm in my late 20's and the past 5 years are basically a blur, ever since depression hit me heavily in my early 20's I've basically done nothing since then.

It's just normal couple positions, but with the genders reversed.

> Friday night
> go shower, put on shirt and jeans and lots of aftershave
> let my parents im going out with the lads and not to wait up for me
> go to gym with fancy fucking clothes like a idiot and do squats with 5-10m breaks in between
> everyone in the gym thinks im the laziest overdressed fucking cunt ever
> in actually im just going to be doing legs for 3 hours and then go home

> Actually believing in the depression meme
Better go to your jew doctor and ask for some pills mate :) gotta fix those chemical imbalances :^)

I got a friend in your situation. He is in his 30's. At night all he hears is "end it" on repeat until he falls asleep

why not just bring a change of clothes? gyms have changing rooms.

I get it. That's hot.

>Medicine and science is a Jewish conspiracy
Alright, mate. Whatever you say.

Just take a change of clothes in a bag, you mong.

My parents would ask why the fuck em I going out with a backpack or gym bag

Make sure to take that medicine, won't cure depression otherwise friend

Looks like its too late 4 u too

tell them it's full of condoms for the lads on your weekly anal pain train.

Dad would be disappointing them im not out there getting pozzed

Put the bag in the car ahead of time you retard

> implying I have a car

>tfw the last 4 weekends I went out so now I'm out of money and just want to play vidya
Being a normie is difficult desu.

You will never be normal Mike

Hide it out in the bushes then.

>living the copypasta
>not going full sleep in parking lot mode