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UPF
Link me up niggas.
How to save Giant Bomb:
-Fire Alex
-Fire Ben
-Fire Dan
anyone else want vinny and abby to hook up?
God bless.
kill Rorie
Will there be a single good episode of Kingdom Heartache before they inevitably drop it?
If Jeff wasn't able to get something good out of Ben, no one is.
How to save Giant Bomb:
Time Machine
Wait what the fuck is vinny doing there.
Stream quality is garbage. Jason killing it at his job yet again
The episode with Jeff was unironically worse than the first episode. Jeff isn't funny anymore.
Jeff needs someone to bounce off of. Nobody can work with Ben. He is more antihumor than Alex.
JASON
JAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
How to save upf:
- drink more
- play party games
- guests
>guests
I hear Nick has some free time now
...
I feel bad for Nick. He did literally nothing wrong and still got fired because SJWs got riled up.
Did Rorie forget he's on camera.
>b-words
>Ben is afraid of saying the word bitch
Wow I just uhh, holy shit Ben is the ultimate cuck.
It really is a fucking sad state of affairs. Disappointing that giant bomb + fans is just as bad as the rest of the SJW crowd
Times Ben ever said anything funny counter: 0
How to save Giant Bomb:
-Stop watching GB West
-Continue watching GB East exclusively.
It's not hard to do, since they're the only ones putting out good content, or really content of any kind. UPF has been so shit for the past forever, and it's really just them guessing at what to do at the last minute and not even thinking about if it's going to be any good.
East is constantly coming up with ideas and actually putting effort into what they put out. Shit on Dan all you want, but fuck me if Steal my Sunshine isn't some of the best stuff they've done on the site in a while.
Jeff, I know you're not looking at this, but seriously. Get your shit together. Your group dynamic over there is fucking terrible now, and no one puts out anything good. And I seriously can't watch anything with Ben in it.
He is insufferable.
OH SHIT LIVE VINNY
Doesn't he have a family to get to?
LITERALLY WHO
Arcade machine Vinny.
I thought Warlocks had to do with nature
Dan is the heart and soul of Giant Bomb. Without Dan they are nothing.
i hear that horror thing gbe did earlier was good
that's a druid
that's druid
That'd druids and shamans.
>Shit on Dan all you want but he's actually really based
No, Danfag. No.
Shamans are all elements
That is druid.
kys e-celeb shilling faggot
sage
>reading chat questions because they have nothing to say
>ben saying he would be hugo because he's tall
>even though he has no fucking muscles
ITP: Shit retarded Danfags say
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHEN IS GOOK MOOT GONNA CREATE AN /e-celeb/ BOARD SO WE CAN BE RID OF THESE UNDERAGE SCUM
>exactly one minutes later
samefag
Ah, right, right.
There's been multiple porn threads that have hit bump limit today. If this shit gets deleted mods have an agenda and are biased.
Rorie has been drinking so much beer, his moobs have gotten big
Yes, both those posts are mine. I despise Danfags. Dan is a cancerous blight on Giant Bomb and needs to be fired (along with Alex) for East to be bearable again. Ben needs to be fired for West to be bearable again.
You are correct.
They need to perfect this Vinny-on-West technology.
at least Dan is pushing GB to play more games on stream
MGS, Mario Party, Sunshine, Hitman, demo derby, half of their content now is from Dan pushing the games he wants to play
GB gave up on "endurance runs", Jeff clearly isn't interested which is why he's only in upf or podcasts
Why do you hate Dan? What is it that he does? Do you just dislike the phrases that often get posted here:
FUUUUUUUUuuuUUUuuUUUUUuuUUUUUCK YOU and stuff like that?
Attention whore
Unfunny
Obnoxious
Retarded
Acts even more retarded than he is
Faggot
I think Hugo also fucks a tranny though
Could hide your jealousy a little better.
He just needs a handler. Like Vinny.
...
I think you might be a little triggered too hard by him. I don't really know why, but to each his own I suppose.
Personally, I think Dan's a chill dude:
vimeo.com
>GB West is so bad Vinny is skyping in to keep the viewers amused
At least they know it I guess
This looks like a flash game.
Not vidya, fuck off.
>anti-danfag
>phoneposter
Well look at that.
>ben's """""""""""""""input spell""""""""""""""""""
Does he always do cringy retarded bullshit like this? What the fuck.
Pretty much this. Alex used to be my least favorite Giant Bomb member and I'm loving GBeast content right now. Even Abby turned out pretty good. Chemistry is great between them. Beastcast is great and I haven't listened to the regular Bombcast since Dan left.
GBWest is so fucking shit it's embarrassing.
>Dan's dad
fucking kek. I can't imagine the shit he gave Dan for that.
Why is no one talking about Abby's thoughts n Bayonetta?
I thought the whole thing was funny, honestly.
You could hear all the other guys looking at each other like "what do we say now?"
>When Vinny playing Battlegrounds on a tiny screen in the background is more interesting than UPF
What did she say?
ded?
stream died?
yep
I don't know, what did she say?
>I don't really know why
It's because he's an unfunny obnoxious attention whore that acts even more retarded than he already is and doesn't shut up.
They should get Ryan in on one of the PUBG streams. I bet he'd love it.
Welp. Did the actual stream go down or did the link just die?
"Jeff needs help" - Jeff isn't funny on his own, and that's all you have to say. He wasn't going to add anything to that video and, in fact, he just detracted from it, as Ben clearly was interested.
still no evidence
just he said she said bullshit
Ignore all the Giant Bomb members opinions on twitter about politics and you will enjoy the site a lot more.
>unfunny obnoxious attention whore that acts even more retarded than he already is and doesn't shut up.
This sounds more like Ben to me, than Dan. Ben's always ogling the camera, trying to slip in "jokes" to every conversation, just talking non-stop, in an effort to be accepted.
Dan is really well-behaved in comparison.
Unlike what Danfags claim, Jeff is the actual heart and soul of Giant Bomb. The second he leaves, the website is done. On the other hand, Dan won't be missed.
I truly wonder how long they can keep this up before canceling UPF. The site is really suffering, I'm definitely not the demographic anymore but I guess their hugbox community loves Abby, Dan at his most insufferable, and Alex.
Episode 2 was great
Medium (1200k) stream works fine.
>he just detracted from it, as Ben clearly was interested.
This. At least Brad was willing to give it a chance, and I look forward to them reacting to the crazy shit that happens. Jeff is too cynical for his own good.
Jeff is the CEO of GB, but the vitality of the website undoubtedly comes from Dan atm. Jeff is old and boring, he hates everything and all his jokes are the same.
Oh, I agree that Ben needs to immediately fuck off too. And so does Alex. Get rid of those three and the website might get bearable.
Ryan and Jeff's rapport was the heart. RIP
>What games do you not like?
>I don't agree with Bayonetta. I've never played it (audible snickers from the Beast crew), but I am told to think that she's bad for women.
>Well, uh, actually Abby she's pretty cool....not to mansplain or any-
>No, no, she's evil.
They also listed off like 10 games at one point and she interjected "I haven't played any of those games!!"
Yeah, Abby, we get it, you don't play games.
>but the vitality of the website undoubtedly comes from Dan atm
The cancer of the website comes from him
>Jeff is old and boring
Yeah, Dan is real hip and entertaining, fag.
>and all his jokes are the same
This applies much more to Dan than it does to Jeff
Thanks.
stream is up on 1200k
To be fair, none of them play games anymore.
Dan
>Mario Party
>Hitman
>Yakuza
>Shenmue
>Sunshine
Jeff
>Jar Time and talking too much on UPF
you are so right...
GB West has some good ideas, but I have no clue why they've let them all die on the vine--Game Tapes, Demo Derby, Ranking of Fighters are all okay ideas for shows. But they never make more for some reason meanwhile East is pumping out tons of new stuff.
Mario Party would be absolute trash without Jeff
Hitman sucks
Yakuza would be much better if Dan wasn't in it, ESPECIALLY if he wasn't in the controls. Him groaning like a bitch because his button mashing got punished for the bilionth time was godawful
Shenmue sucks
Sunshine sucks
What content on the site do you like, man?
When was this
Don't fucking lie.
Regardless if you like it or not, those are the things people like and are instances of content that Jeff has nothing to do with. Jeff does nothing for GB anymore beside talk and talk and talk "Yeah I dunno, man."
>on twitter
it carries over onto the site often enough
>Mario Party would be absolute trash without Jeff
It would have been just as good with Alex, Vinny, Dan and Bakalar.
Dan literally saved the site. Film and 40's is also a fun feature.