I want Lara Croft to go back to being a sex symbol

I want Lara Croft to go back to being a sex symbol

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Imagine the culture shock.

Drink my hot diahrrea, namefag.

I want the games to go back to having gameplay instead of being movies.

>WOMEN ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS
>SLUT WALK

PICK ONE

Not possible, we are in completely different era now. Era of mediocrity.

>it's another waifufag episode
go watch the litany of free porn on the internet you colossal faggot

good times

Sadly legend trilogy wasn't successful enough.
I wish there was a game like these, you're starting at manor and can explore whole world in a manner of TR3. Plus all these modern rpg elements and collectibles, it could work.

>someone has the original model of this where her barefeet are shown and not covered by the logo

god dammit

Who would ever construct such a tomb?
A tomb is where the dead go to live, not where the living go to die.

It will never happen today in this hyper feminist climate.

Chinese.

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You can have it too.

>feminism

If any of you here on Sup Forums actually consider yourself feminists, god have mercy on your decrepit and unfun souls. Ya'll niggas don't know how to live.

I'm a feminist. Nothing wrong about the idea of treating men and women equally

these games were so challenging but satisfying as a kid.
Unfortunately I didn't like the TR games until the reboot

I fear it's too late. Crystal Dynamics has all but destroyed Lara Croft.

>I'm a feminist
kys

Wouldn't you rather identify as an egalitarian then? Feminism has been usurped over the last decade and now has all kinds of baggage and connotations

If feminism is about equality, why is the root word "feminine"? It's inherently anti-masculine.

Lara Croft Go and Temple Of Osiris still gives me hope that they haven't completely ditched classic Lara.

I'm a meninist.Nothing wrong about the idea of treating women, and men equally

>isometric
>classic Lara

Pick one

As an Men's Rights Activist, I agree with you.

>Wouldn't you rather identify as an absolute faggot then?
Anyone who calls themself an egalitarian is an idiot.

I mean the actual character. Obviously tank control puzzle/platformers aren't ever coming back.

(((t.)))

Faggots agree with each other.What a surprise.

>last decade

Feminism has been about hating men openly since at latest the 60s, maybe even earlier. Totemic feminist names like Valerie Solanas and Andrea Dworkin were openly calling for the murder or castration of all men way back then.

It's just reached the mainstream so we can all see it for what it really is.

I represent the lgbt community and I don't approve these comments

>have to play a game completely out of genre to experience the original Lara again

Kill me

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That'd be toxic, honestly. I'd rather she not.

>still no PC port of Deus Ex Go
I need it goddammit.

That janky angular looking bitch is horrifying to look at , Jesus Christ this ad is pure cringe.

>That'd be toxic

What about Tomb Raider Generations?

Nu-Lara goes into a tomb and fiddles about with some ancient powerful trinket and ends up crossing into an alternate dimension where she meets Classic Lara. Both have to work together and find the same trinket in Classic Lara's world before the dimensions tear apart or some shit.

Doesn't sound like you're a feminist then. Real feminists want equality in some things, special treatment in others.

Same here. Vidya game journos need to stop kinkshaming / slutshaming sexy women

Fun fact: the original director never intended for Lara to become a sex symbol and was livid when he saw how marketers portrayed her. He wanted everyone to focus on Lara's intelligence and wit rather than her tits. She was never a bimbo in the original games.

I want confident Lara back and the Tumblr-tier nu-Lara out.

To dissuade grave robbers I guess.

Is that Dizzy from Gears 2?

"Feminism" was a meme started by middle class women who wanted even more privileges than they already had. It wasn't even about women's rights, let alone equal rights.

>2000+17
>telling a woman how she should feel about her body

It's almost like its not serious, you dumb fucking ape

Have you seen hellblade? Hopefully they make a game of it.

It would be cool if it dropped a skeleton wherever she last died kinda like meatboy. But more tomby

Sex symbol doesn't mean bimbo though. Frankly, I find it hot if a woman not only looks sexy but is incredibly intellectual.

Maybe.
More importantly there's Lara.

What? A Lara croft cosplay with hk match's? At least somebody out there is trying

You want to PLAY a GAME?

>>women
>>intellectual

choose one

Original Lara had colts though.

which is fine until you realize the female psyche can't differentiate "equal" from "identical"

>the female psyche
ooooooowoooo fancy man

Oh I guess she should be holding 1911s while wearing a legend costume then?
You fucking idiot

what the fuck is wrong with her knees

gumby was her dad

I know this cute mixed Asian woman who works at the US embassy in Korea. Speaks 5 different languages and is currently working on her doctorate. That knocked her up a couple of points in my book. The girl I'm currently seeing is working on her 3rd language as well.

They're rare but they exist. Maybe just not in the US or something.

>Original Director
>never intended for Lara to become a sex symbol and was livid when he saw how marketers portrayed her.
Ironic, considering he's the director behind that atrocious NG Yaiba game. take a suck ahahlmao

And you're posting on Sup Forums. Okay, I believe you.

>I'm a loser
>I post on Sup Forums
>therefore everyone who posts on Sup Forums is a loser

But they are different, therefore you are neglecting the needs of each which is in turn less moral than servicing both individually.

The Tomb Raider games had some great movement abilities. Being able to jump and roll in all directions was great and you could do a nice midair direction change. The best was the shit that didn't actually do anything, like the swan dive if you jumped from high enough or the really slow and sexy pull-up she could do.

>not perpetuating the meme

Can we all agree that TLR>TR2?

>>I greentext a post on Sup Forums
>>greentexts means i'm excluded from a post
>>therefore i'm not a loser

I liked that those were a separate input command. Also the swan dive stopped her screaming when she jumped off really high places, like the drop in the sphinx in part 3.

I didn't even remotely imply that.

Pretty much, get out of my board, chad.

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But user, she is a symbol
A symbol for abuse, suffering and degredation. She needs to be beaten to within and inch of her life, raped and humiliated

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I'm an apache helicopter and I disregard your post

That's no good
You have to see the morbid terror in her eyes

She's secretly Gex the Gecko

I hate these sex negative feminists that shunned her so much

can i please have an uncensored sauce?

quick, what's the best Tomb Raider game

I'm asking since I never really played any

you could start with anniversary

>original Lara is a sex symbol
>modern Lara is a ryona symbol
Whatever gets your dick going, I guess.

best cosplay

I've been giving her my raw dog hot beef injection as much as possible since Roy ported her to HS. Gave her some big knockers like she was meant to. Fuck CD.

I think all men should be treated like dogs and prevented from walking. Girls like you and me will make them work for us and punish them by grinding our feet into their balls. Also it would be a good idea to pee on them.

>tfw TR3 was your favourite

this character should have lived longer

bump

I want an Angel of Darkness remaster (with all removed content), and a sequel to that game that continues the story.

A tomb can protect secrets, like powerful artifacts and ancient technology.

I'd argue that she was sexier because she was witty, strong, could outdrive, out drink and out explore anyone. Yeah she was physically attractive as all get out but she was also strong willed confident and brave.

New lara has a more "NORMAL" appearance but she's a timid, whiny, sniveling little bitch who's main appeal is getting her ass kicked

Was anybody else legitimately terrified playing through these dungeons as a kid? Resident Evil zombies I could face no problem, but anytime a bear showed up in TR I lost my shit.

Anyone who calls themselves a feminist is an idiot.

ancient autists

That strangling scene was hot

UHHHHHHHHHH

me too but the old tomb raider games always sucked dick and the 2013 reboot is the best one ever made in the series

>Choke me daddy

I want to play the original TR on PC but when I installed it, I got a bsod error. What should I do?

Ugh, problematic. Toxic masculinity MUST end.

You have to be suffering from severe nostalgia vision if you're seriously trying to convince anyone these were better than the reboot