Lads why the fuck do the starters suck cock so much?

lads why the fuck do the starters suck cock so much?

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that gen is notorious for the worst designs

That's not 7th gen, senpai.

is that the one with bestiality

wich gen has the best designs

This is the first gen that I picked a grass starter.

unironically one of the better gens for starters. If you want shitty starters, look no further than Kanto

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Snivy is fucking great fuck you

Snivy and Oshawat are somewhere in my top 10 starters.

I set my starter free after I catch two pokemon for the first grass, in all games. anyone else, adds a small challenge

good man

Either vorefags or underage. Serperior is the worst designed Grass type of all time.

Oshawatt's aight'.

That's not Torterror

>the better looking are the hardest to get

That's not Venusaur user

Isn't that their function?

that's not gen 4

Infernape was alright.

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the few good designs of gen 4 don't save it overall awful record

Nice
Dewott's cuter

I always thought that if you get rid of the evolutions of Gen 1 pokemon, Gen 2 has some pretty bad designs.

Gen 2 has bland as fuck designs which is why a lot of them are forgettable but they aren't outright bad like gen 4. I mean for fucks sake, not even counting the shitty babies/cross gen evolutions, every legendary outside of giratina/arceus is a goddamn disaster of design

But Regigigas looks great!

For me: 5

How do you guys feel about gen 3 designs?

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at the top alongside gen 1 for me

Gliscor is one of my absolute favorite pokemon. Go fuck yourself. Also Empoleon has a great design and is still currently the only steel/water in the game.

R/S/E have my favorite starter designs

Oh yeah, I forgot, you can't argue opinions.

seegliscor is cool but doesn't save the majority of gen 4 looking like shite. Also empoleon looks dumb as fuck

>only steel/water

nothing to do with design

Mostly good, some great, some terrible. 1-3 is really the cut-off point, after that shitmon outnumbered goodmon

gen 6 and 7 have a better good to bad ration than gen 2, gen 5 arguably as well

*Protect*
*Speed Boost activates*
psssh... nothin personnel... kid...

Infernape is also pretty good

how do you guys feel about the DELTA pokemom designs from pokemon INSURGENCE

Yes.. it does? Empoleon wings are made of steel.

is this 2011 deviantart

The guy thinks Venusaur looks better than Empoleon.
He can be immediately disregarded.

Blaziken is without a doubt my favorite Pokémon.

I'm always bewildered as to how Blaziken was the most popular starter of gen 3 (although I think sceptile may have overtaken him now). I think he looks like fucking shit compared to sceptile/swampert

what? I never said anything about venusaur

No, you just heavily implied it.

>The guy thinks Venusaur looks better than Empoleon.
No he doesn't. How the fuck did you even jump that fast to that conclusion?

no
it's pokemon made with a better design
tell me what's your favorite pokemon user

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palpitoad or wormadam steel

say hello to DELTA palpitoad. the eletric type
looks much better dosen't it?

Fuck you gen 4 had god tier designs

I'd have my starter suck my cock everyday

either nostalgiafag or absolutely horrible taste. Probably the latter, I played D/P in the 7th grade and still thought the designs looked like absolute shit.

Seriously, how can anyone look at the legendary pokemon and think "yeah these are good designs"

give me your home address

6 is good, 7 is almost all shitmon

shitmon in battle but the designs are good. Oh and I think the UBs look like shit but the pokemon themselves are good

The designs are almost uniformly terrible.

psyhic/flying

pure eletric type

Tepig, Pigknite, and Emboar are top tier friends and kick a lot of ass.

pokemon insurgence also have more then just amazing delta poke'mon
they also have new megas

Btw folks, anyone have any idea what the fuck the Typhlosion family are supposed to be? Like, if ditto and muk didn't exist, I'd call the Typhlosion line amorphous blobs.

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Porcupine/badger hybrids maybe?

None of the designs above except volcarona look good. Gen 5 has the worst designs no contest. And I'm not a genwunner I think gen 6 and 7 for the most part have good designed pokemon

Most of those are fucking horrible

Literally the only gens with good legendary designs are 1 and 2.
>B-but muh gen 3 Mega Man bosses
The designs of the regular Pokemon in Gen 4 were GOAT.

The only good looking gen v pokemon is mienshao

Emboar was my nigga.

2 > 7 > 4 > 1 > 6 >>> 5 >>>>>>> 3

Sounds like FUCKING OPINIONS to me.

Fucking Gale Wings.

It was the only final stage starter to be revealed prior to launch, although I doubt that had much to do with it.

>this is how delusional unovabortions truly are

best gen V grass type coming through

*Cofagrigus

that's real cute brah

What the fuck is that.

How do you not like Reshiram, Zekrom, Solgaleo or Lunala?

TOBLERONE!

a delta palpitoad

Despite having played all the games I don't remember this fucker whatsoever

The designs weren't too great but platinum is by far my favourite pokemon game.

Based Cactus Bunny. I'd give best to Lilligant or Virizion though.

>platinum
too fucking slow
much better then diamond/pearl but still

Raichu still the best 1973

Faster than 2 at least.
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>There are people on this world who don't like Snivy or Tepig
>There are people on this world RIGHT NOW who don't like Gigalith, Excadrill, Liligant, Golurk, Krookodile, Scrafty, or Emboar

Explain yourself

It has an interesting story, region and great characters. I would probably prefer gen 3 if it weren't for all the fucking water. Gen 1 and 2 never seemed very memorable to me. My parents never let me have a gameboy which is probably why I don't hold the early gens very highly.

Gen 4 has some bad designs, but Hippowdon is great.

An user who understands

if it's not fuckable its shit design.

Best Gen V mon comin through

Fuck u

Blaziken is really good against the Elite Four, I believe he or fighting types in general stomp two of them.

Well a lot of Pokemon are fuckable, so...

black/pink bean

Tepig's design isn't even bad. It has the best design of the Unova starters too. I don't get this meme.

Giratina is GOAT though.