Are you hyped for his Breath of the Wild review?

Are you hyped for his Breath of the Wild review?

You'll finally know what to think about the game.

He's too busy hiding from Persona 5 spoilers

Hurry up and do a DaS3 critique or cover Bloodborne you lazy fucking potato.

>being hyped over a review
>watching e-celeb shit
You have to be at least 25 and own a computer to post here, OP.

Are you sure you'd be able to handle his Bloodborne critique, Sony pal?

>This mad over threads about reviewers
You have to be at least 25 and own a computer to post here, user.

Sometimes I defend Matthew because despite the many months between videos he does put out great content but then I remember how autistic he was with persona 5 spoilers.
Its no wonder Joseph Anderson has more than 4 times as many patrons as him.

He'd have nothing worth criticising enough in Bloodborne to do a video on it. DaS3 however, that is filled with problems. Though a Bloodborne review or commentary would be worthwhile.

>Matthew when he still had a job
>uploads a review every month

>Matthew when he quits his job to make more videos
>uploads a review every 6 months

>tfw superbunnyhop gets five times as much money as matosis
It's all about producing content consitently, really. This lazy autistic faggot will never make it with that attitude towards pretty much everything

I won't watch it because I haven't played it and he tells you not to watch it if you haven't played it and he sounds so stern.

Why the fuck do you want another Bunnyhop? I watch both, because they do different things, and I want to keep it that way,

Is the review going to be at least 20 hours long?
I wouldn't expect less of him.

Spoony 2.0

Where's the Dark Souls 3 and Metal Gear Solid V reviews? don't post any Joseph Andershit's reddit-tier videos either.

Who here /isn'tinterestedinAAAreviews/?

>You'll finally know what to think about the game
Kek

He isn't Joseph Faggerson

To this day i still have no idea who that is, or why the fuck i should care about such irrelevant filth

Ok.

So why are you in this thread? Piss off

>p-p-please spoonfeed me my own opinions

eceleb niggers KILL YOURSELVES
ECELEB NIGGER KILL YOURSELVES
KILL YOURSELVES ECELEB NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOTS

Watch his Mario 64 review and you'll be hooked.

If one of Sup Forums's precious e-celebs fairly criticizes the game, will we finally be able to admit that BotW is not a 10/10?

No. He criticised Dark Souls 2 and whenever Sup Forums criticises DaS2 now, all you see is "stop sucking e-celeb dick" "matosis faggots leave" etc...
Even if literally nobody has brought him up prior.
So it'll just be a way to deflect criticism of BotW.

Who cares. It's the greatest game of all time and I'm sure he'll nitpick that Zelda's ass isn't big enough.

>tfw no MGSV review

Probably going to praise the game as a 10/10 anyways

Only a true Matosisect would know about Matt's arse obsession.

matthew is the next spoony.

You're crazy if you think he'll overlook TPP's glaring flaws.

I thought YMS was the next Spoony.

>this guy is still butthurt over his BotW analysis

He's right you know, though.

gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

Who?

the scaley with a dragon avatar I'd guess

he seems to be some heroic rival or something

>Throwing an autistic fit over lenient mechanics in a single player game
Have you considered going back to the youtube comments Joseph? Everyone likes you there.

desu YouTube comments are usually more critical than other places (excepting Sup Forums)

literally who

How about you go back to Redddit little boy. If you can't handle criticism over your favorite Zelda game, you don't belong here.

Sup Forums isn't for circlejerks and upvotes.

>Joseph shills home in on a irish fuck thread

like a clockwork

For real though Catholics will burn in hell.

Exactly, fuck that retarded Joseph faggot. He's wrong in almost everything he says and isn't even eloquent. He just talks for a very long time over edited gameplay so people assume he's correct

I don't really care I just want more Mechagamezilla videos.

What went wrong?

>BB (before Bonging): barbarians, brutes, violent mindless monkeys
>AB (after Bonging): scholars, innovators, storytellers

It's interesting to me how the two best videogame youtube channels are from the same city in Ireland while britain has produced thousands of them and they're all smug horseshit.

>You'll finally know what to think about the game.
>Little to nobody in the thread is bothered by this statement

I really shouldn't be surprised that lemmings are that common here.

Ireland is in Britain you retard

Britain doesn't mean England

Mecha is unironically kino.

>calls everyone else retarded for not falling for the bait like he does

Fucking everyone understands that it's overt bait to the point it's just sarcastic.

Kek, and next you're gonna tell me that being born in England doesn't make you English.

Fuck off back to HS and try and stay awake through world geography.

>Being one of those newfags who doesn't understand jokes
I bet if I blamed the Jews for this you called me a Sup Forumstard

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>Thinking it's sarcasm
I don't even know if pity will help you at this point.

Off to Sup Forums you go.

>Britain
England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales
>England
England
>Ireland
Ireland

Why is that so hard to comprehend?

This is the first in a series of 5 reviews

I actually just entered the conversation and was trying to bait you but I kinda fucked it up.

I'm not retarded and I already have my own opinion about the game. Maybe you should try thinking for yourself too OP.

>He's so retarded that he can't even pretend to be retarded
Lurk more

Ireland is not part of Britain, are you fucking stupid?

I don't think anyone uses Britain to refer to just any British Isle.

>Ireland is in Britain
What did you mean by this?

It's not a part of great Britain, the country, but it is a part of the British Isles geographically. I'm not retarded

Hey man I didn't get any sleep I'm retarded in this state. No bully.

Then why did you say "Britain" instead of "British isles"?

British isles and britain aren't the same thing user.

Seems pretty obvious he liked it

>asked about MGV
"Yea yeah I'll get to it. It'd be nice to wrap up the series but I just don't feel like it right now."

>asked about BotW
"I really wanna, I wish I could do it right now but I'm waiting for the second DLC first."

Couple this with the clear trend that he only wants to make videos about stuff he's interested in nowadays and it's obvious

>You'll finally know what to think about the game.

Is this the most accurate post in Sup Forums history?
Sometimes it really feels like everyone just parrots some e-celeb fag instead of thinking for themselves.

>My main problem with the game is that it doesn't have the word nigger in it, nor does it show black slaves getting raped by their white masters
Someone stop this madman.

t. tree

Northern Ireland is part of Britain and the Republic of Ireland is not

Not him but I am the original poster, and yes, Ireland is in Britain.

>not Fitz instead of mecha
oh wait, he's dead

i agree

He already covered those in the that new Demon's video. There's not much else to talk about unless he wants to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

he hasn't even posted a bloodborne review

who?

>""""irish""" people
don't you find it a bit ironic that they have the same bone structure as a nigger? Kind of rings that old noggin about their ancestory...

he posted one on pastebin

Why do autistic haters bring Anderson's review when he said it's one of the best games he's ever played? Are they retarded

haters are always retarded. there's no reason to hate something as trivial as a videogame

You know Sup Forums is bad when a youtuber single handedly ruins games for the whole board forever.

Can't even discuss Valhalla here anymore thanks to this cunt.

you mean
>Irish """people"""
get it right

"are you hyped for a video by an overrated youtuber whose voice makes all of his lines blend together and makes him impossible to watch while his cult of personality hypes him up as one of the most intelligent people, despite him not really doing anything interesting beyond explaining game design?"

not really no

>he doesn't know

THE SPOONY BACK BAY BEE

>can't handle DEM BANTZ

Anderson is cancer

wtf is there to discuss about a visual novel in pixel style with no gameplay?

basically my ck2 games

wtf is there to discuss about videogames.

Does anyone still have Oda's Urbosa Doujin preview page? No matter how I look for it I can't find it.

Fitz isn't Irish you plonker

>Caring about reviewers

NOT VIDEO GAMES

Stop making e-celeb Twitter threads

NOT VIDEO GAMES

Stop making e-celeb Twitter threads

NOT VIDEO GAMES

Stop making e-celeb Twitter threads

NOT VIDEO GAMES

Stop making e-celeb Twitter threads

He straight up laughed when somebody asked if he'd do a MGSV review, said he basically had nothing to say about it and if he ever did it it'd purely be just for the sake of completing the review series

>said he had nothing to say

so he hated it

Gameplay

>souls games before pc
>actual discussion
>souls games post pc
>MATOSIS IS RIGHT
>CRASH SOULS XDDDD
>BING BING WAHOO MEME CHARACTER CREATIONS

it really makes me think about the possibilities

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yeah let's pretend valhalla threads were anything more than /c/ dumps