Where's the end-game Yoshi?

Where's the end-game Yoshi?

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If you don't like raiding, there's nothing for you until 4.1 in 2 monthss

>tfw a DRG slightly outmatched ur dungeon dps as BLM
Well that's an abstract kind of shameful. He had 6 (six, 六) pieces of melded i340 compared to my i319 poverty gear though, but I've noticed well geared DRGs can do as well as any selfish dps (i.e. the holy trinity of SAM, BLM and MNK). Aside from having a retarded lv70 skill I don't think the job is in a bad spot at all

t. snake person

Well yeah, Twin udder is the best GC.

why would you ever play this game when WoW exists?
>More content
>More races
>More classes
>Garrisons that give you free shit
>Professions that aren't autistic
>Better music
>Better lore
>Better graphics
Cmon guys you know you want it.

>387412953
You put all the "stopped reading there"s at the end. The absolute madman.

Our game devs are the most competent in the industry. We have the best men available for the job, they're passionate and have an intimate understanding of the game.

>doing ALA MHIGGER
>get hit by orange aoe on orange ground
nice meme

You must be colorblind?

How is MNK still considered selfish when they have utility now? I mean it's kinda shitty but still.

color range has nothing to do with color blindness.

I miss 24 man raiding
It was so comfy
Ivalice raids fucking WHEN?

They have more utility than the top 2 but less than the ones right behind them (NIN, DRG, BRD) and overall not UTILITY enough to be considered a utility dps

2 months

Stop trying to garner interest to your dying game.
WoW is a walking corpse at this point which keeps getting spray painted every couple of years.

Let it die.

Anybody know a good foreign drama to watch so I don't kill myself while leveling gatherers?

Venezuela

Wow died at Cata. Accept it, let it go.

My boss my hero

>More content
It's shit
>More races
This one's good
>More classes
They're shit
>Garrisons that give you free shit
It's shit
>Professions that aren't autistic
That's bullshit
>Better music
You're full of shit
>Better lore
Horseshit
>Better graphics
You've gotta be shitting me

>selfish dps
Who's the damaged retard who came up with this term?

selfish dps = dps with next to no utility
everyone and their mother was using it so i'm not sure who to credit it to, but it makes pretty good sense to me.

It makes zero sense, it implies that dps doing damage only serves them and the entire party doesn't benefit from it

MNK has Mantra and brotherhood, it's not a selfish dps anymore.

Loved this, such a funny show
>WATER!

monk always had mantra, it's just not garbage anymore.

In the case of MNK it's correct. MNK before SB brought almost zero utility aside from Mantra, and it's blunt res down debuff only served to benefit itself and other monks.

i thought it's referring to buffs
litany and battle voice are extra damage for everybody
same for trick attack
meanwhile enochian and kaiten are things that only affect the user
frankly it's kind of a fucky term now that i think about it because even sam has a slashing debuff that benefits multiple jobs

They also brought damage, you don't kill a boss with utility you know. Also damage buffs are not utility, it's damage

> you don't kill a boss with utility you know
Not with that attitude you don't!

what's the worst ffxiv buzzword and why is it "facilitate"

Mitigate

>looking for O1S groups in PF as a bard
>they all either are started by a BRD
>or already have one
>tons of them
>join a clear group that doesn't have a ranged
>leader tries to queue
>can't get in, somebody hasn't cleared it
>someone asking who it is
>SC speaks up
>leader seems to ignore it and wonders if he even set the PF to "duty cleared"
>three minutes later leader disbands the whole party instead of kicking the one who is new
>doesn't make a new party at all
>join a different clear party
>get in
>still bonus, so that leader either fucked up knew up it
>it's one of the tanks, but he got to enrage he said
>we clear
>get a BRD piece I didn't want but still take

You can safely ignore anyone who starts talking about meta or percentiles.

Is it just me, or did the number of FFlog run groups double since Alex?

t. grey%

yeah no shit, what's there else to do other speedruns? I guess people should just unsub and come back in 5-4 months when the new """"raid"""" tier drops according to Yoshi

Why does this game call jobs like Dragoon and Black Mage"dps"? Do people even know what dps stands for? dps = damage per second. It makes no sense to call a dragoon a damage per second when they have one of the slowest GCD. The appropriate term should be "damage dealers". They deal high damage. That's their job. Calling them dps or damage per second is just as irritating as calling alternate characters "toons".

t. nigger faggot

that's a general MMO slang problem though but I agree with your point

because it's easier to type "need dps for ___" than it is to type "need damage dealers"

Just type "need dd" dd short for damage dealer.

>need DD for X
>need DPS for X

>its easier to type DPS that DD

are you for real?

Can't have that. It's a bust size and SE don't want people to get trigg'd!

But that implies they have shitty dps.
And they don't.
If your damage is slow but seriously powerful, you have similar dps. You're obviously an idiot.
"DPS" never implies fast gameplay in any way whatsoever.

Is FFXIV fun? It looks comfy but everyone I know who have played it says it's shit.

ok then, go change everyone elses minds then. Smash the patriarchy to save yourself from typing DPS because it sates your autism, don't let anyone else stop you.

play the trial

>He hasn't unsubbed

lol

DPS implies a ratio of damage over time, so you take your encounter, add up all the damage you did during that encounter, then divide it by however many seconds the encounter lasted, then that is your DPS.

>lore

I used to agree with you until I saw that fucking lore book.

>rush through game to get to the end
>"wow wtf there's nothing for me to do"
What's wrong with MMOfags?

Didn't you know? the game starts at max level!

>listen to the "the game starts at max level" autists
>miss out on the entire path to it
never make this mistake lads. when i started the game it took me 2.5 months to reach titan normal

The worst are the people who not only believe this, but contradictorily think that everything at levels 50 and 60 are irrelevant.
They were max level once, you know.

>Get to end game
>Can't do end game without other players
>Complain about "no endgame" because you can't be assed to play the actual multiplayer in your MMO

Mmo players are just autists.

there's nothing fucking rush through except if you buy a jump potion, you lobotomised retard

It never implies they have shitty dps. It would be acceptable to call SMN a dps because they have multiple damage overtime spells and a pet that ticks for damage every second. DRG doesn't have these things, they poke stuff with their Lance every 2.3s and and auto attack swing every 2.5s

>got every job to level 50 in 8 days in a realm reborn's release
You really can rush.

>WoW Lore
>Deep and engaging
>Originality and quality is a hallmark of Blizzard's story telling
>Well established characters and intricate plots
>Expansive cast with likable characters from all aspects of the story, from villains to heroes to endearing literally who's which help flesh out a compelling and immersive game world
>Sensible and realistic character development
>Exemplary character design with memorable and intriguing appearances

>XIV Lore
>So boring and uninspiring the devs charge you to skip it
>Everything in XIV is just ripped off from other games in the franchise
>No likable characters
>Cast is small and bland
>non-existent plot with the depth of a kiddie pool
>retarded character development
>generic fapbait waifu catgirls are the epitome of the XIV roster

I know what game I'm playing.

XIV was a mistake.

Hey guys, did you know GOOD KING MOGGLE MOG GOOD KING MOG

And?
If DRG hit for 10x normal damage with a 25s GCD, it would still be a dps.
The term "dps" is literally IN NO WAY exclusive to fast (which is a subjective term) gameplay.

Your mother going through with the pregnancy was one as well

Has nothing to do with XIV it's just the modern MMO audience. I blame social media.

>I blame social media.

Oh that's a new one. Elaborate

>WoW Lore
>Anything but fanfiction-tier, tryhard bullshit.

XIV's lore isn't good either, but WoW's is fucking bottom of the barrel.

RISE UP AND RAISE THE IRON ROOF OFF

Oh, sweetie, but that's wrong :)

It would be a damage dealer, not a damage per second.

The only reason the term "dps" stuck is because of dumb WoW normies. Back in Ragnarok Online before WoW launched 2 years later everyone used to call high damage inflicting classes "damage dealers".

Normies got siphoned away from MMOs and now just get direct social validation online. Think about all the normal people you knew that used to play Runescape/WoW, the modern MMO market is all autists now.

Nobody cares nigger

It would indeed deal damage. But you need to speciify how somehow it isn't a "damage pers seonc" when it deals good damage per second.

And you've not done that once yet.
Go on, I'll wait.

...

*damage per second

That would be like calling a healer a "heals per second" or hps because they have good healing potential.

>all those shill adjectives
Imagine having Blizzard's cock stuck that deep inside your throat.

no it wouldn't
nice goalposts

and in DAoC and EQ (both of which predate RO) 'damage dealers' were called DPS. well early on in EQ they were just called dmg but switched over later on.

Sprout here. Anyone want to carry me to fame and fortune?

When wow stopped riding on the coattails of the rts games it went downhill so fucking fast. Wow lore died with Arthas.

Elaborate why calling a Dragoon a damage per second is fine but calling a White Mage a heals per second is not fine

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because dragoon's damage per second matetrs, not its damage on an individual hit nor the gap between them
healers are never rated on the maximum amount of heals they can output

"wow look at this WHM's fflogs and the AMOUNT OF HEALS HE DID :OOO"

That's why. Never happens.

This is why I occasionally get healers who ignore the half dead party right before raidwide damage comes out
Literally niggers. fflogs was a mistake

Party damage matters more than individual damage when it comes to clearing raids. Just as having enough heals per second is needed to survive mechanics.

>FFlogs
Get out

This image is pretty fucking hilarious and is extremely accurate. If veterans aren't explaining mechanics by Cutter's Cry, then people are going to have a hard time.

new player here, how do you great rid of that sprout thing next to your name?

it goes away after 50 in game hours or something like that

It goes away after a certain amount of in-game time or after you've progressed far enough in the story; whichever comes first. I believe those who have a sprout get an EXP bonus so it's worth keeping the newbie status on.

HIGH ON HIGH I STAND, GAZING DOWN TO SEE

You keep it til the end of Heavensward.

t. 1 month playtime, lv70 omnicrafter sprout

Alternatively you can change your status on your character sheet and it'll go away

Speaking of fflogs, why is there even a section for story dungeons?
When one of the dps is sleeping on the wheel, the other racks up much more dps from repeatedly shitting on the mob packs and gets inflated numbers. When the whole party is good you get lower and closer numbers on everybody. Dungeon parses cannot be used as a performance gauge at all

Really Koji?

If I fully meld out a 320 crafted gear does that basically make it ilvl 335?

>Speaking of fflogs, why is there even a section for story dungeons?
Because autism. The only reason why fflogs is even a thing.

It's almost as if people don't understand that FFlogs is supposed to be a combat analysis tool and not exclusively damage number dickwaving leaderboard. If people wiped on say story mode Shinryu, they can look through the log and see exactly what went wrong to the very second.