How? fucking how?? what kind of bizarro fucking universe do we live in where Relic, the kings of tactical RTS...

How? fucking how?? what kind of bizarro fucking universe do we live in where Relic, the kings of tactical RTS, release a half-baked, barely thought out abomination of a sequel to one of the best tactical RTS's out there and it's a piece of shit out of nowhere?


and then some indie nobody's make something like this

youtube.com/watch?v=AT29OGk_Byc

EXPLAIN

the universe where publishers want to shit the game as soon as the trailer is released and don't give a fuck about the final piece.

>This

In our universe chaos has already won

You missed the part where THQ went bankrupt and relic experienced significant internal change including the suits they report to. A company is not your friend who went through a rough patch and shook it off

Looks neat, hope it's good.

The Emperor has abandoned you. He wants Sister sim dates.

I guess that excuses DOW3 for being a rushed mess then?

That game will crash and burn, OP. It's an RTS but it's not an HD remake of a game from the 2nd millenium. It's future is that of a 20 dollar Steam garbage bin bought by 7000 people, most of whom will never even download it but got it on a charity bundle.

No!

Primarch/Xeno sim date

>He didnt see that relic post where they talk about equality and being pro left wing
They are dead jim

>"user, that is one mighty bolter you have. Would you smite heretics with me in the name of Emprah?"

Oh aye, this is easy money Games Workshop.

Maybe if Arch shill it some more, then 10000 people will buy it.

>Relic
>who have been long dead and have some chucklefucks wearing their skins dancing around waving their dicks at the moon thinking that's how you make games

>its a rts
hmm mayb-
>ps4 and xbone ports
nvm its automatic garbage, dont care

>classic rts with heroes
>abomination
what the fug

You've already made a thread about this game. You wanted DoW1:2, so you got DoW1:2. This isn't 2004 any more you stupid fucks. You asked for a game that just doesn't sell and wonder why it was changed. There is a fucking REASON that DoW3 wasn't made a few years after DoW2: Retribution.

Stop pining, stop whining. Relic ceased to exist as a company until SEGA bought it. Shut the fuck up, you whined you wanted 'based DoW1' with 'base building' and you get that you end up fucking REEEEEEEEEing.

>W-where's the cover, Relic?
>Well, DoW1 didn't have cover bar specific areas
>REEEE

>W-where's the loot, Relic?
>Well, DoW1 didn't have any and it was only expansions that ever came close to DoW2's loot system
>REEEEEE

So on, so forth. CRY. FUCKING. MORE.

Throw money at the Nips until some nobody picks up the project. They don't give a shit about IP law and it's hard to sue somebody who has a net worth of "a cum stained hug pillow".

It's not like DoW3 sells like hot cake thanks to that new changes pal.

UE4 is magic?

Because they went half-assed. They wanted 'DoW1 is great even though it makes zero fluff sense' fags pleased. They also wanted it accessible enough for newfags. So we got a shit Frankenstein's monster which is fucking neither.

>you wanted 'based DoW1' with 'base building' and you get that
You've never played either game have you?

The question was "how, fucking how".
To paraphrase the Inquisition in the "Titan!" Graphic Novel, "it explains their actions, but does not excuse them"

t. 1 of the 40 DOW3 players

>mfw DOW3 turned out to be the literal battleborn of RTS

I never asked for this