That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life

That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life

not as scary as the L4D2 community

Better take care of your ulcers, user.

KIDDYLAND

>that g strip poking out

>Wake up.
>See this fucker standing over your bed.

What do?

>Baby gets shat out

The back of her mouth looks like a vagina.

Do I look like some sort of queer to you?

Do I look like some sort of queer to you?

smoke some more weed then pull the covers up over my head
ayyy lmao, cant hurt me under the covers idiot

Wonder what new monsters L4D3 will bring, assuming if valve ever makes it.

I HOPE MINES A FOOTBALL

Perfect

A woman?

i dunno, skinny girls are kinda hot

"Wrong button"

*SNICKER* hey...hey Sup Forums

*chuckles*

let me axe you a question

You've seen nothing.
Anyone can remind me the name of that trypophobia manga? You know. With the itchy girl that wanted to fill the void?

>average_white_woman.png

You must be the fella who masturbates all day long

Wonder if she was hot to begin with and became nasty, or nasty and became worse...rmyt

Why does it have a vagina in the back of its throat?

>almost no one got that reference
pretty sad

Grabbin heroin..uh I mean adrenaline

I'mma be a one man cheese burger apocalypse

>WUBUBUBUBUBU is my official instructions

I miss Newgrounds and old video game animations too dont worry

>VIRGIL WHATSUP BROTHER!!
>VIRGIL WHATSUP BROTHER!!
>VIRGIL WHATSUP BROTHER!!
>VIRGIL WHATSUP BROTHER!!
>VIRGIL WHATSUP BROTHER!!
>VIRGIL WHATSUP BROTHER!!

This.
>join game
>hunter tackles dude next to me
>get pulled by smoke
>we are both dying
>SHOT THE HUNTER OFF!
>WTF ARE YOU DOING SHOOT HIM OFF!
>kicked

...

I'm serious guys. I can't remember the name to go for it myself/

>join game
>pick up weapon a dead teammate dropped
>when we finally find her in a rescue room
>she immediately tries to kill me for the weapon demanding i drop it

Like I'd ever drop an ak with a laser on it.

...

>there will never be L4D3

>the last game valve has released was csgo in 2012

...

dont worry friendo they are planning to release a TCG GAME!!1

>valve making a game with a '3' in it.
Yeah fuckin rite m8

Just gonna post the most fun and well designed special infected. Dont mind me. Theres also nothing you can say or do to prove otherwise.

>no L4D3 in source 2 with 6 new campaigns, with remastered survivors and campaigns from the first two games

oh bug off with that little teleporting fucker

I fucking love L4D. I'll never ever get tired of it. I'm afraid of what they could do to 3. I don't have much faith in Valve with it.

Theres a fair amount of care put into the first two games. Can't see how they'd fuck it up that bad.

the first one? sure
the second one is quite unpolished, at least compared to its predecesor

Most of the staff left to make Evolve, and the lead developer of 2 left Valve. If anything they'd probably give it (or try to) the GO treatment and give it a do-over.

>care
>promise long-term support for 1
>release a sequel a year later
>leave 1 to die with bugs and dead content
>port content from 1 to 2 to further kill 1
>bunch of gimmicky shit in 2 that bloats the game and screws with balance
>shittier level design
>shittier characters
L4D1 as it was developed and launched had heart, everything after that was a downward spiral.

yes but that was when valve made games and cared about them.
all valve does now is make money off steam and microtransactions

>cant kill people
>needs ages to get someone incap
>easy to kill
>jump hitbox bugged and inaccurate as fuck
>whenever you jump someone and someone else kills you right after that the person you jumped on is invincible for a short amount of time (can't get hit in spit and just runs out of it) because of the i frames which normally only applies when you try to stand up as a survivor after getting hunter or so

He is only good for getting people hang on ledges. He is not good for anything else.

meant to reply this

How did they make such a fun game?

I thought it was fuckin hilarious. We had a friend we called Nuts who lived in a trailer park, and that thing looked exactly like his mom. She even moved around in a similar manner. It was uncanny.

Ellis > Coach > Nick > Francis > Louis > Rochelle > Bill > Zoey

>bill>nick>francis>zoey>louis>rochelle>ellis

OK CHARGER YOU CHARGE
BOOMER YOU BOOM
SMOKER YOU SMOKE
AND I WILL GO IN OK READY

I NOT LET THEM THROUGH

They have to release a DOTA 2 card game first, then they have to release a csgo card game