What is the pineapple pizza of videogames?

What is the pineapple pizza of videogames?

VA-11 Hall-A

is it actually that good?

vallhalla is not really a game but comparing it to a culinary abomination is just mean

>underappreciated masterpieces
I'd say The Witcher 3.

Modern men desire pineapple pizza

are you a modern man?

Nobody actually dislikes pineapple pizza, user

>Shitter 3
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>expect a cyberpunk bartender gameplay akin to Paper's Please
>got a shitty VN with alright waifus
no it's not

Half Life 2

Jesus that is disgusting

Open world

Splatoon

user...

By this do you mean people hate on it but then secretly like it?

>something everyone pretends to hate that isn't even bad
Dark Souls 2

it may be hard to believe there are people with no plebeian taste out there

This. Its such a stupid meme

Italian here. Whoever eat and like this should be shot on sight.

People who hate pineapple pizza never tried it

stop eating shit

>implying Italians have any say in what goes on pizza
Pizza is an American food.

>bland as fuck
>people still eat a ton of that stuff for some reason
PUBG

>Italian here
You should be shot on sight.

Interactive movies, of course.

>Pretend to be game/food
>Isn't really game/food
>White girls and faggot buy it en masse.

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Whatever the greatest game ever made is.

>manages to be the best of a series while oldfags naysay it
Super Paper Mario

Come and try burger. I highly doubt an American could win a fight against an Italian.

>food analogy

stop complaining that i eat shit

You can stop pretending now. We know you like pineapple pizza.

Game/pizza, would have been more correct.

Ever heard of New York style pizza? How about Chicago deep dish?

hello mathewphimosis

Agreed.
Luckily for me, I'm not an American.

As someone from pizzaland, can I get an honest answer? Is pineapple pizza an actual thing in america or is it just a big meme to fuck with foreigners?

>An utterly indefensible abomination that somehow has a misguided, devout fanbase
Life is Strange

It was a thing way before this dumbass meme came along.

its a complete travesty of what a pizza should be, whoever likes pineapple on a pizza is a fucking subhuman.

>Chicago Deep Dish
Burgers call this a ''''''pizza''''''

Here in the Netherlands it's called a Pizza Hawaii. Which makes it American, I guess?

It's hawaiian, actually

I legit thought it was just a joke, why the fuck would you put fruit on pizza

why the fuck would your dad put his dick in your mom?

Makes your cum taste better.

Whoever cares this much about the preference of others pizza toppings is sad.

>something that people either love or loathe
PUBG

Who was in the wrong here?

it's fucking canadian

>Niggas don't know about Swedish banana curry pizza.

what exactly causes people to sperg out about pineapple pizza?

>Complains about a sausage pizza being too greasy
Yeah, it's a real mystery.

You do realize that tomatos are fruits, right? Therefore by eating pizza with tomato sauce you're effectively eating pizza with jelly

What I'm asking is why not eat a normal pizza and then eat pineapple as dessert like a regular human being

MGS4. You expect a nice pizza because you're used to it but then you realize someone sprinkled shit all over it.

T H I N C R U S T

>what the fuck is a tomato

Yes its real and pretty good if you're using fresh, slightly underripe pineapples instead of canned ones that were drown in sugary water. I dont understand why people are freaking out that much over a combination of sour and savoury tastes with sweet undertones, its not that uncommon. After all, apple sauce is a thing and people dont seem to be shocked over its existance.
>why the fuck would you put fruit on pizza
But you already have berry jam on your pizza. :^)

Why the fuck do people care if someone puts some goddamn pineapple on a pizza? Who gives a fuck?

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Well we cant just put any fruit on pizza. So youre safe.

A mix that no one asked for, sounds disgusting but actually turns out good?
I'd say Mario + Rabbids

>Unconventional and controversial variation of an extremely mainstream thing.

I'd say something like the Mario RPGs maybe?

Make way for the queen: pizza with tuna.

YOU LOST THE WAR!
YOU LOST TO US!
US!
THE UNITED STATES OF MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA!
PIZZA IS A AMERICAN FOOD YOU MEATBALL PASTANIGGER! YOU UNDERSTAND? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU BOOKS OR PEOPLE SAY! STUFF IT OR WE WILL COME AND BOMB YOU AGAIN! CAPICHE YOU FILTHY VERMIN?

Cause its funny to the normies.
>Ew user you like pineapple on pizza?!
>OMG CHAD just... hehehe. Chad just denounced pineapple pizza, I guess we gotta kill you now user.

Pineapple Pizza is choice you guys suck

who took a shit on my pizza

Because I like the pineapple on the pizza with the Canadian bacon. Why can't you grasp this? It's real fucking basic.

This two are going in the right direction.

>tuna but no onions
get out of here

Using the Cook definition of tomato there are two kinds, and the one used in pizza is generally considered a veggie even thought scientifically they are fruitsbut who cares about those nerds.

How is Witcher 3 underrated in any way? Literally everyone rated it the best game ever made and it was literally talked everywhere for a year+ when it was released.

Even PCGamer aka the contrarian central put it on #1 spot of their top 100 games of all time list.

>underappreciated
I would say that's more common on here considering everyone is contrarian.

>kebab pizza
>from sweden

Whats a normal pizza?

I am Italian and I don't like onions, especially on my pizza. That is how I ate it and how my mamma makes it.

You ask too much. Some things simply can't be explained. Accepting these situations is the saddest part of growing up.

As far as frozen pizza goes, Dr. Oetker is pretty decent.

fuck off

i have no problem with pineapple pizza, but i wouldn't order it over anything else.

I fucking hate pinapple pizza

The ultimate truth is
Handful of pineapples on good, delicious pizza is nice
Shitton of pineapples on shitty pizza is hideous

A vegetable

what is the peaches and bacon pizza of video games

Can't be helped if you don't like them, but its a really good combination

Some of these only qualify as "pizza" if your definition of pizza is "any kind of topping on round bread" and there's still a few that don't even count for that.

I don't get the hate for pineapple pizza, it's amazing

You're no true Italian!

basic tomato + mozzarella and any topping that isn't fucking stupid, so meat and vegetables mainly

>the virgin Hawaiian
>the chad Padrino

Its not actually hate. Just a dumb meme that has gone too far

What's the pepperoni pizza of vidya?

>if your definition of pizza is "any kind of topping on round bread"
It's pretty much that since pizza is basically an open pie made of yesterdays leftovers invented by poorfags and peasants.

It's not nearly as bad as it sounds, I'd eat it again if it was put in front of me. Wouldn't order it myself, though.

FIFA

Where did this >LMAO FUCKING PINEAPPLE meme come from?

So i can put carrots on a pizza? It is a veggie

It's my go-to brand for those oh-shit-I'm-on-my-way-home-and-there's-nothing-there-to-eat-and-I'm-in-a-hurry-and-passing-a-grocery-store-type situations