I don't see a zipper anywhere.
How does Samus get into her Zero Suit?
It's painted on.
the purple bit is what holds the suit together
it doesn't need a zipper
It's likely Chozo tech.
Like this.
Bum
She doesn't.
Look up neck entry latex catsuits.
that's exactly how I imagine all bodysuits like that to work
No way that fat ass of hers would fit through the neck opening of her suit.
its not that big
I agree, the neck opening is not that big at all
The same way she gets into her power suit. Space bird magic.
Like this.
youtube.com
she always wears it, a true latex slut
If she always wear it, then how does she poop?
They can't stop masturbating to think about stuff like that. It's not like she could even really move in that unless it as super elastic but then it's not going to be protective at all or insulating.
everybody knows that girls don't poop
Women don't poop user.
Girls don't poop, user.
ZSS killed the series.
Magic space material super elastic and insulating
She probably henshins into it, like a Kamen Rider.
A good question, but would she ever want to take it off?
Why does her ass sag?
To bathe, use the bathroom, have sex
I guess this is as good a place to ask as any
Does anyone know where I can download the European version of Metroid Prime?
I tried the USA version but it just isn't the same
>no opening monologue
>no 'Recording to logbook' voice
>no L-Lock spring jumping
You can do at least two of those inside the suit, and Girls don't poop user.
How often does Samus have sex?
Is it fair to say she gets around?
I'm pretty sure that since she wears Latex, Samus would let any old person cum on her, since it'll just clean right up, but she only accept sex if it's mating press on a risky day with no protection.
Why didn't you just look up pal metroid prime?
emuparadise.me
Canned
Nintendo pulled a good chunk of their stuff from there
The way they draw her here is a disgrace to the real 90s Samus.
The symbols on her hands and her back form the suit, Samus doesn't put it on, it forms around her, like a magical girl suit.
>to the real 90s Samus.
The Dyke from Nintendo Power and the American manual isn't the real Samus.
Japan should never be allowed to make another Metroid game. Give the IP to Retro exclusively.
Real Samus on the left.
Why havn't Metroid fans retconned Zero Mission Samus in the same way they retconned Other M?
Like this: Anyway, this is shitty ass:
This is good ass:
A man of taste, like myself!
She doesn't take it off. Uses a space diaper.
The problem is that Zero Mission was a really good game so we tried to ignore it. Seeing the dumb fucking suit show up in Prime 3 broke my heart though.
The Fusion suit being stuck to her body would have taken care of the Zero Suit bullshit but unfortunately Nintendo refuses to make an actual sequel to that game.
That last one can definitely be done through the suit. It's like a full body condom.
All anti-ZSS should be gased.
That's not canon.
It's not just the suit, it's her body, too
I know and it proves that Nintendo is completely incompetent with the Metroid IP.
The fact that the canon is that the Prime trilogy doesn't take place after Metroid but instead fucking OTHER M does is worse than the Holocaust.
U-unatco?
Savage
Because a sequel to Metroid Fusion wouldn't play like a Metroid game.
Un-ASS-co Also I'm out of sufficiently plump ZSS butts so that's all I'm contributing.
that's not good ass, that's shadman ass
So...people freak out about Samus showing her vulnerable side in Other M, but they have no problem with her ass looking all squishy and flabby in Zero Mission?
Someone call the hypocrite patrol!
But neither have any of the games Nintendo made since Metroid Fusion. Might as well change it up make some great gameplay and actually advance the fucking storyline. Would be a lot better than Other M.
Hell my botched abortion was better than Other M and I almost died on the operating table.
Report and hide waifu threads
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself
Shoo shoo autistic Swede.
>Swede
Why swede
I'm back, fellas. Again, playing Zero Mission as my first Metroid game.
Ridley was a fucking joke, he went down in like 30 rockets. Easy the shortest boss battle of my life.
>it's a reposted Sybb thread for the six trillionth time
Friendly reminder the person who makes these threads is INCREDIBLY autistic and has been shitposting like this on Sup Forums and many other forums for over a decade. Report and hide.
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Person who continuously makes these autistic waifu threads is a Swede who shitpost on Gamefaqs. Remember to sage his threads and report them.
What difficulty?
Going for a percentage run?
What's your current time?
>Age:30s~
>Born: Norway
>Lives: Hällevadsholm, Sweden
>185cm
>Vegan
>Anime: Kodomo no Jikan (Sybb - BB Forums)
>Hates: GTA
>names: Sybb / Sybbie / GF_Sybb / Aoki / Otkanime / kai_wii / bertrimmarpåstjärt /perverted_perfection / assisclass / oskar_det / SL68 / DualBbys / Double00AA / ah_yes / ShadowLord69 / Paipaj / TAL_0311 / NyaseNya / Slugma128 / aBBYS / whiteflower97 / s3k94(maybe) / donald rump
>subjects:
>vanessa
>samus
>penelo
>p.n.03
>peach
>Resident Evil [Jill, Claire, Rebecca]
>obsessed with "Agnetha Fältskog" from "Abba", especially her ass
>proxies (Spain/Malta - Sup Forums archive ID'd Sweden:8XmZxaPG + Spain:eeWWZA2r + Malta:OpK20N84) to agree about flabby butts
Regular difficulty I guess. Didn't see an option to play on hard,
Just playing for fun for when the 3DS one comes out because I never played Metroid before.
Well I tried the NES one but it was hard as balls
>women don't poop
>that anatomy
No thanks
After you're finished go for a 15% Hard mode run
Your loss.
>you will never force her to reluctantly move the magical x-ray rectangle lower
There's literally nothing wrong with it, you fairy.
i dont poop
I'm sorry you like shitty art
it looks nothing like the ingame character, how does that equate to nothing wrong?
Bird physiology
Women aren't everyone
>HURRDURR WAT BE STILYZATION MASSA?
Point out objective anatomical flaws or gtfo.
>i dont poop
>"when they die and decompose they release their feces all at once"
>hurr durr this looks nothing like the character but its samus and thats okay because some lardass can have adipose stuffed mammaries
>Sup Forums threads
>console war threads
>waifushit
>blatant pornography threads
>Sybb threads
What the fuck does the moderation team do? Anything? Why is Sup Forums so shit and why do we have to deal with a 24/7 spam of this garbage? OP has been doing this for fucking 10 years and the mods still do nothing. Christ.
>looks nothing like the character
Except it does. Nice non argument, cumshitter.
one leg at a time
It stretches. You enter through the neck.
See any neck entry Latex catsuit.
literally every time moderation tries to enforce the rules the 10 year olds chimp out and spam the boards fullforce
>NO FUN ALLOWED
then it becomes this landmark in their shitty lives where they have fought off oppression muh scruffening leftist cucks muh freeforall nooo NOOOO
yeah i guess you are right, it is blonde too? this isn't an argument or debatable, if it isn't on model it isn't a fan drawing of anything as it isn't based on any source material
>waifushit
Thats not against the rules tho
>gets rekt
>moves the goalposts
Where's the anatomical flaws? That was your starting point.
>where they have fought off oppression muh scruffening leftist cucks muh freeforall nooo NOOOO
t. butthurt shitlib.
I don't know why you are whining, the alt-kike committed Sudoku 3 days ago, the pendulum will swing hard left from there.
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
Waifushit is without question the lowest form of posting on this or any other board. There are multiple boards dedicated solely to this such as /e/, /h/, and /aco/. You can even post pornography there if that's what you want. Substanceless, insipid image dump threads don't belong here.
>libs demanding the destruction of washington and jefferson statues
No if anything this shit will push normies further right.
i started posting here and i do consider being anatomically incorrect to the source material as being anatomically incorrect
>Waifushit is without question the lowest form of posting on this or any other board.
Consolewar/pol baiting threads exists
Holy smokes, muh dick!
no, that is the same shit they spammed the boards with last time the mods enforced the rules during gamergate
Why not just delete all of them then?
Cause then Sup Forums would only have like 3 threads left.
>No if anything this shit will push normies further right.
Nope, the hold of far-left politics has been solidified. You have even Neocons defending ANTIFA now. You have thousands of normies demanding the destruction of confederate statues and the politicians supporting that decision. Today it's Dixiecuck monuments, tomorrow it will be the founding fathers and other "problematic" historical figures getting erased.
>You have thousands of normies demanding
>normies
There are no normies among that rabble.
And they've already moved past confederate monuments. They want Washington and Jefferson monuments taken down because they owned slaves.
Facts don't matter anymore, the liberal kike media is painting them as normies and the lemmings will follow the narrative.
This is how pickle rick became a thing.
>implying anyone listens to the media anymore
My normie relatives are starting to notice CNN's faggotry.