WHAT FUCKING VIDEO GAME DO I PLAY

WHAT FUCKING VIDEO GAME DO I PLAY

Use a rope

the static speaks my name cause you do this

Who is this penis princess?

whose ugly bitch this is

Asuka has been reduced to 5$ BJs for cigarette money, sad

fucking scum whore ruins asuka

Smash TV.

Resident evil remake

Or resident evil zero

Jedi Academy

O shit, I haven't touched the remakes yet, thanks.

Replayed it last year. If anything, I'll reinstall Jedi Outcast.

MAKE SOME WAVES

IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad

Ghost Trick

>smoking
This:

Can that be played without a joystick?

PCfat sorry

Emulate it you dumb fuck

No, but there's always Ace Combat

So what joystick does someone buy?
It's been long overdue anyway and it'd be great for my next FS2 playthrough.

Peggle 2

e.y.e divine cybertranny

one day dutch the cyber culter from the secreta on mars was minding his own business in his favorite cave when some fucking retarded acolyte climbed a 200 foot ladder and shot him in the face and he fell into a coma. he awoke 15 seconds
later. as he came to, he observed his immediately surroundings and found that the perpetrator was immobilized from tripping over a rock and completely shattering both shins.

dutch tried to walk over to the other culter, only to collapse under his own weight. he had broken three legs after being shot and could now only crawl so he crawled over despite the now overbearing weight of his armor

"brother why have you done this i can't feel my DICK" dutch yelled at the culter.

"leg machine broke" the nameless agent replied before dying and turning into an ultra giga cybermanduco before dying again from psi drain

dutch was in immense pain but even more immensely confused by what just happened, so much so that he almost forgot to use his armor's maintenance systems so by inference when he remembered to do that he did it he activated the maintenance. but when he pressed the maintenance button it only restored two of his legs and not the third (euphemism for cyber penis).

"no why i still had 5 payments left on my cyberpenis rental" dutch said with agony as he looked to the sky (actually just the roof of the cave) and yelled something in a gargled mess of russian and japanese. he couldn't afford a new prosthetic and had already sold his biological penis to the federal zionists years ago for brouzouf. the worst part was he really had to pee and had nothing to pee from so he had to improvise.

dutch walked over to the portable armory and withdrew a grenade that he deactivated and assembled to look like a vagina (female genitalia) and attached to his empty dick socket which made him feel funny so he also welded two scarabs to his chest. "from now on i will be called 'Dutchess' until i can buy a new penis" said dutch

I bet she could suck a mean cock.