Splatfest No. 3 Confirmed

>be quick
or
>be beta

Is marina invisibility because she wants to steal stuff and not be noticed since she is black and all

epic

she just wants to escape inkopolis without being lashed to a giant burning splattershot

Thanks its hard being this sharp

top kek, as they say in the trade

>tfw you just got banned from splatoon because your internet is being shitty

This one is actually tough...
Flight is fucking based but I could do a whole lot of stuff with invisibility...

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carefull with that edge, sharpie

invisibility has a lot more utility than flight

Nice one

as an octoling in an inkling city.
invisibility can come in handy

Depends on what you need it for.

Do you need to get from point A to point B as fast as possible? Then flight.

Do you need to get from point A to point B without being detected? Then invisibility is the way to go.

Personally, I'd prefer the flight. Just seems like more fun. Plus bitches dig a flying guy. Invisible guy would just be labeled a creep.

t. Virgin that can't see tits so wants to be invisible to sneak into women's locker rooms

>flight
>go literally anywhere you want, no waiting, no traffic
>never have to worry about heights
or
>invisibility
>go anywhere without getting noticed
>can hide whenever, but your clothes are still visible
Flight is just more useful. It has many more practical applications than invisibility. Both are good powers, flight is just better.

You all just want to be invisible to commit misogynistic acts

>since she is black and all
Glad to see Sup Forums finally coming to terms with it.

Gotta factor in all the bugs you are going to get in your face and windburn when you are considering flight.
And of course your clothes would turn invisible, otherwise neither would your hair, nails, of the outmost layer of your skin wouldn't since they are all technically dead material and not a living part of you.

>Hey kid
>Would you rather fly? Or
>Would you rather be blind?
Wow what a toughie

you cant be a hero with invisibility

OP´s pic suggest your clothes stay visible

>flight
You gain a third dimension of movement.

>invisibility
No one can see you, but you have to be naked, and you still make sound and also thermal cameras can still see you.

You could easily make some flight gear for yourself.

Windburn? use a helmet.

In order to be totally invisible you need to be naked, imagine the cold.

You could argue that, but in the game's portrayal of invisibility (op image) your clothes are still visible.

>Floating off the ground with no force is totally fine
>But for invisibility let's factor in realism

Gonna go with flight.

With invisibility, you'd have trouble walking around. If people can't see you, they're not going to slow down or move to let you pass, resulting in a lot more accidents.

But by that logic you could turn anything you touch Invisible...
You know what, fuck flight, can you imaging the havoc you could cause by just turning everything on earth invisible for ten seconds?

>flight
>people still not understanding the simple concept of how high atmosphere can put you in danger, let alone flight speed
>people still don't understand that the minute anyone in the world looks up and sees you flying, pictures and videos of you will be all over the media, and you will be kidnapped and questioned so the government can steal your flight powers, or fail and end up killing you as an experiment

>don't have to worry about any of this if you're invisible
>all you would have to do is going into a jewellery store, shove some jewellery in your mouth, and walk out with no problem, then go pawn it off for cashage
>proceed to be rich to where you wouldn't even need to use powers to steal anything else
>also get to jerk off in the women's shower room with no problem

C'mon guys, i thought you would be smarter about this.

Pearl is gonna crush the competition once again, it's like nintendo is trying to make her win despite being the ugly one.

If we're not considering physics at all, I'd still go flight. Invisibility won't let me do anything I can't already do

invisibility cause you can steal and rape all you want

>And of course your clothes would turn invisible

The image they choose to represent the team says otherwise, quit making shit up to make it look like this isn't an open shut case. Flight is objectively better and invisible has little to no practical uses except for living the bitch lifestyle.

>Floating
No bro, I'm a birdman now. You could see that if you weren't blind.

>rape
And then the police get your sperm samples and surround your house instantly. Remember kids, always use protection.

Invisocucks justifying their coal goddess's terrible choice

Gonna make for some interesting Pearl and Marina Splatfest fanart. Can't wait.

Flight
I already have invisibility :(

are you a child? or do you not know how DNA databases work?

>Hey Billy, why did the thermal camera detected a naked guy going through the hallway?
>What the fuck dude?
>No seriously, look at this!
>silence
>You tell boss about this!

Well I guess you can at least scare some people off by making random noises and see their reactions, that would be fun.

I like Marina more than Pearl, but I'm not a faggot who picks based on idols.
Flight is infinitely better because of how useful it is. The only reason you'd want invis is because you're a fucking pervert. There are no practical applications to invisibility.
Flight is the right choice, there's no denying it.

So which team do I choose? Flight seems like it would be ketchup-levels of popular, but people will still pick invisibility because of Marina. I just want to join the least popular team to avoid mirror matches but it seems like this one will be relatively close to 50/50.

Why does the little anime girl jump at me like that?

Flight vs. Invisibility is a classic question, user. It's absolutely going to be a near 50/50.
Just pick which one you like more, like you're supposed to be doing.

According to the image, your eyes don't turn invisible so what's the point of invisibility then?

Last time I checked the police don't have dna samples of every living person and even then your sperm would be invisible.

Been waiting for this joke all day. So far only seen "I'm a trans girl so I'm already invisible" Gross.

>Not understanding that being invisible would mean that light would not bounce against you so you will be blind because the light bouncing on everything else would not get to your eyes

Ring of Gyges was used to take over a kingdom.
in the book the Invisible man, he was planning on taking over the government.

invisibility is no joke.

lmao yeah and you're telling me they would already have my DNA and they'll believe some woman that she got raped by a spooky invisible ghost

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I can't tell if you're joking, but life isn't like a comedy movie. They'd be going over footage if they actually thought they saw a human figure. After that, they'd switch to just thermal imaging and you'd be fucked. But where would you even go where they'd have that?

Where's the implication that having the power of flight means you can fly fast
You can't even run at 40km/h you fatfuck

you must be 18yo or older to post here

>Do you need to get from point A to point B
and then get shot down by military jets halfway to point B?
ftfy

>he picks the side of his favorite idol instead of his actual choice
How to spot a permanent virgin.

What are the job applications for being invisible or flying?

Invisible

-God tier industrial or political spionage

Flying

-You are THE rescue unit for buildings on fire, or about to collapse, anything that speeds up the rescueing process really.

Did you not get your dna and fingerprints taken during elementary school?

Flight is awesome and you're right.
But as a pervert who would also enjoy easy money, Invisi is based as well...

Might go with flight.

Where the fuck are you sneaking where they have thermal cameras? Top secret government installations? I can guarantee your hot neighbor you want to rape won't have it neither will rich dude on the hill when you go steal his cash
Literally what police state does this happen in? NK?

>Jets missing all shots
>Fuck it throw some heatseeking missiles
>Flightman dives into urban metropolis because MAD
This would be fun to watch on the news

i wanna pick invisibility but fuck marina.

what the fuck are you from the future

That's not how missles fucking work

happened to my in California back in the late 80s.

>Invis
Where's the implication that having the power of invisible means your whole body is invisible?
You cant even hide from a child you retard

>picking based on idols

>California
Makes sense

Would flying take up energy? What happens if you get tired midflight, would you be able to slowly glide down or would you just plummet?

So this is the state of European governments.

>i wanna pick invisibility to fuck marina.

Fixed

Of course not, but a jet isn't gonna be able to shoot down a flying human either. Just come along for the ride user

So why not strip naked? Who's gonna care

I assume you'd just go slower or feel sluggish.
Not many people just randomly faint when they're tired.

So the power of flight allows you to basically fly to anywhere for free right? What if I told you that you can use the power of invisibility to sneak in passenger airplanes, air force 1 even.

Too dark for my taste.

anyone got that comic about people trash talking marina and pearl being supportive and then people loving marina a trashing pearl?

Oh yeah, I'm all about flight honestly. I think it'd be fun to be a god tier circ du soleil performer and moonlight as a rescue worker.

Considering I've got a fear of heights, and all of the pervy things you could do with invisibility, I'm gonna have to go with invisibility powers.

If you turned invisible that would just mean that light would no longer go into your eyes and you would be blind while invisible.

Flying would have to be more like levitating or it would be really taxing on the body to lift your heavy ass off the ground. You'd have to carboload for sure only adding to the lift weight.

It's not super speed flight though. So you might as well walk. Normal speed flight would only be good for spectacle really.

How are you going to avoid bumping on other passengers or plane staff? There is a considerable chance of causing mass hysteria should you be too reckless.

Also consider the risks of an airplane crash

2/4 anime pic
3/4 would mainly use it for peeping
>theabsolutestate

Invisiblefags are all rapists you know this to be true

Was just kidding, but I guess I could just go to somewhere else, I'm invisible after all so unless they carry thermal cameras everywhere they go they wouldn't be able to see me, if we go with something like you can be invisible only this amount of hours per day then yeah, I would be fucked

>Using real world logic with superpowers.
why

>implying you wouldn't if you had that power too

Yes I am implying that.

>Too lazy to fly to Europe for vacation so take a plane
>Invisibro is also here
>Constantly bumping into people and making noise
>A baker trips and spills flour all over invisbro
>Panic ensues plane nosedives
>Flightguy casually leaves them to their doom
Fuck invisibility

Safe to say, Pearl's got this in the bag.

Flight = Being able to fly EVERYWHERE or at least, for as long as your ability allows you, up in the clouds, up and above everyone else, admiring the view

Invisibility = lol you can do underwear raids and other sneaky shit until someone remembers using thermal goggles to catch your fat ass taking a dump in the neighbors' lawn

I wish tripfags had invisablity on Sup Forums so I wouldn't have to see them.

Infinite ammo vs stealth camo

Flight.

walk across the water.
descend from heaven.
tear down all the vatican flags and replace them with Christ's Vexillum
use cool smooth OUT OF THIS WORLD moves, to ascend to a top of a building/hill and preach how the pope really sucks a fat one
get the church to do some totally awesome stuff again, maybe have the Argentinian tar and feathered for the fun of it.

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You have quite a few options to remedy that problem. One of them are literally 3 clicks away.

Admittedly, I can only think of devious uses for this power.

Does flight work around your entire body or does it only come out from certain parts? I want to know how comfy it can be.

what can you do with invisibility that isn't even a little morally questionable?