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When is Osana coming out? She's been in development of 7 months and this faggot keeps promising that she is going to come out in x months and then she doesn't fucking com out. He has a fucking team of prograammers to help him and he still cant fix this buggy mess of of a game
I still think he's shitty because twitch was willing to meet him half way and asked him to chill out while they solve the issue but instead he shows the exact conversation and goes on another rant. I hope his game never will be able to be streamed on twitch.
You're still an autist that nobody wants around. Go away, Alex.
Decent enough explanation on what he wants to do with these main rivals, and his desire to give the player a lot of freedom while still making sabotage difficult is a noble one, but it's clear that there's only so much to really keep the fans interested when there's nothing substantial and new being added for the players to get a crack at.
>youtuber celeb shit
fuck out here
Why did you link that time? What am I supposed to look at?
>Implying coding is that easy
You try coding and being pressured from every direction and we'll see how you do?
>1.6 million subs
How the fuck? This was just some random ass shitty game that popped here one day.
Does anyone honestly care about this game? It was a cool concept, ruined by the developer. Who is probably the OP of this thread. He still posts on Sup Forums. Why did he change his name from EVA anyhow?
Leave Eva.
Leva
>we'll get back to you in a year just hold on lol
Why are you defending a corporation
Nobody cares, Alex. Your autism is more interesting than the actual game concept at this point.
>im taking extra time
>meaning more youtube videos for money
>meaning more money from patreon
>meaning this faggy game is never going to get finished
This game looks like fucking garbage anyways
dude makes beaucoup bucks to do nothing, he's actually living the unironic dream. he just streams on twitch and stokes the flames every once in a while on yt about a really poorly designed hitman fetish game.
>senpai is disgusted by lewd photos
FAG
linked to too many embarrassing posts
Sure it would've been a year Eva. You fucked yourself over in this situation - stay fucked. I defend a twitch because they are willing to help people if you meet them halfway, you just attack them on and on.
why the fuck does this autist keep explaining literally everything there is to do in his game in a video when its not even out yet?
Pretty sure all these stupid patreons and kickstarters getting ludicrous money has turned me into a finsub without ever having contributed to one
I don't know because the funnest thing to do will be to try and fuck over the system however you can
!!ATTENTION ALL AMATEUR GAME DEVS!!
Worried you'll never make it big?
Worried your code isn't up to scratch?
Worried you'll never amount to anything more than a broken 8bit side scroller that'll never get greenlit?
Well don't you worry, because I'm going to tell you how to make it BIG! And the best part is, you don't even have to improve!
!!!!! MAKE IT EDGY !!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT! Now your game is controversial, so people HAVE to buy it, to STICK IT TO THE SJWs! And if someone doesn't like it or thinks your shitty broken game looks bad... THEY'RE AN SJW TOO! Just tell that KUK (hehe!) to GO BACK TO TUMBLR! ;^)
Is it really that simple, you ask? Yes! Because there are autists and underage retards a-plenty who can see NOTHING beyond their worthless online pissing match, and will even spend REAL MONEY on GARBAGE in order to feel like they've WON! I know, right? Ka-CHING!
Let's hear some testimonials:
>I bought Hatred. I had it pre ordered. It was total garbage, but maybe with mods it will be fun. I'll buy any game that dev makes. I'm not sure why, but I remember it being important to me at some point that I do. Gotta stick with your principles.
>I imported DoAX3, a game which was never announced for Western release, but I like to think was banned anyway. It cost me a lot of money, but it's worth it to feel like I own some genuine contraband. The game is a glorified F2P DLCfest and sometimes I feel like a chump for owning it... but at least I showed Anita what my wallet likes!!!
But user, you say, DoAX3 isn't edgy, it's waifushit! Haha, well spotted! And it takes us on to our NEXT lesson in easy money for shitty games... TAKE IT AWAY, SHANTAE!
if you hate Sup Forums so much why do you continue to shill here
Star Citizen scamming. He wants idiots to keep giving him money by imagining the game to be, not seeing the problems that are. Like if you follow the general Yandere Dev videos and watch this video and don't think "This is a guy who can't make the primary systems in his game work after several years" and you give him money, you're a sucker.
And turns out he has found a lot of suckers!
pewdiepie shilled it. It's really popular with 13 year olds now.
It's the only attention he gets aside from the underaged weebs that follow him. And even their stupid asses are catching on to his scam.
>stare at you
>rape you
>Finally get the game after a quadrillion years
>I already know everything that's going to happen because of the constant stream of updates
Amazing strategy there
UNMAINTAINABLE CODE
>eva is in this thread RIGHT NOW trying to justify himself instead of fixing his stupid fetish fantasy
It's only as hard as you make it, and Eva has been extremely good at making the process as inhumanly difficult as possible. He has a documented past of making shitty convoluted code and throwing childish I'm-not-listening tantrums whenever presented with advice and criticism.
I remember like, a decade ago, watching Eva stream shit like Majora's Mask.
Not going to watch the video, just want to say that his scope is all over the place
>I want a game with many different rivals
>and everything should be fully voiced in my game
>oh and I want to make different elimination methods
>oh and I want at least 100 students at the school
>and it should run at 60 fps
>oh and I played **a game** recently and want to implement some features from this game
>oh and I can make it open world if you guys really want it
>not using switch case
>(float)6
>this
what does this nerd shit mean
If you pool all the time he has spent making those shitty videos, the game could be out already.
He's probably making money just off the youtube videos alone.
>those comments
jesus fucking christ
I'll take ironic weebs over actual weebs any day of the week
Imagine a mansion with doors on the bottom floors and top floors and for some reason you need to find someone in one of them. Instead of going to each door - with this type of coding you would search one door and go back to the middle of the mansion each time for each door until you found the correct one rather than just going door to door which takes less time and less clunk (coding)
Reminder to watch in 1.25 to make him talk normal
At this point Half Life 3 will release before this shit.
>wants to add a full town
>wants to add a brawling system like the yakuza games
>wants to add a shit ton of elimination methods
>wants to add hundreds of unique students
why the fuck is he so retarded?
>Its bad to have ambitions
Unironically neck yourself
>it's good to add massive new features to the game instead of finishing the scope you started with
do you have brain damage?
the problem is that he acquires a new "ambition" whenever the latest flavor of the month rolls around
get to work eva; those weebs are waiting for your next "feature"
Because the game will never be done thanks to his lack of programming acumen (which wouldn't be a problem since Tinybuild assholes said they would fix everything, but he keeps increasing the scope of the game to the point where its like an indie Peter Molyneux title) and the fact that he's 31 and lives with his parents and needs the Patreon welfare money to survive
>You try coding and being pressured from every direction and we'll see how you do?
Isn't that crunch time you lazy faggot
I'm surprised he hasn't tried to turn it into a multiplayer permadeath Battle Royale game with loot drops yet desu
>Wants a town as vast as Persona 5's but more interactive
>Wants a unique soundtrack also aped from Persona 5
>Wants the aforementioned brawling system like Yakuza
>Wants super slick menus like Persona 5
>Had previously heard something about adding a few mini-games akin to the pinball game from FF15
Man i wish i could claim that i always wanted to add shit to my barely functioning game but never bothered to mention it until some other game did it but it's totally not related!
where did it all go so wrong
He doesn't look to ugly on the left desu. Around a 6 - 5.5/10. But on the right he looks like soemone's dad
>eva finally has a half-decent idea
>it's an idea that would take a long time to implement even for a dev that actually works
This game won't come out for another decade or so. Might as well play one of the many Yansim clones instead.
who is eva's role model? who is he aspiring to become?
Fuck off Eva
Don't forget that there's a minigame in Yandere Simulator called Yanvania that Eva wants to turn into a full, 20 hour game some day with "as much depth and length as a real Castlevania game".
>says the game'll be done when it's done
>flips out if you keep sending him e-mails asking about the game release
>gets money on Patreon for doing literally nothing
>has a shady, fucked-up past he hates to talk about
>has a nasaly, obnoxious voice obscured by 3 layers of phlegm
Is Eva Sup Forums's Linkara?
>has a shady, fucked-up past he hates to talk about
Is there something more than shilling a stream on Sup Forums years ago?
>full, 20 hour game
is this a joke? where the fuck are his priorities.
No way this is real what the fuck
What the fuck is this actually what he looks like?
Porn, user. A whole bunch of porn.
The only reason that the game is finally making some progress is because an actual professional from some company is actually coding for him.
Holy fuck dude
Actually looks more normal now, He looked like a mutant on the left.
On the right one he actually looks decent and less awkward. Also older, apparently, but that's accentuated by the lighting.
SOMEBODY
people get older bro
Did Tony Shaloub's career tank that bad?
>get to playing Persona 4 after 5
>realize the original school layout in YS was lifted straight from P4
What is everyone sperging about, he now looks like a normal person instead of fucking Timón.
He looks so incredibly jewish oh my god
I'm really dumb. Please simplify it for my plebian ass.
>realize the original school layout in YS was lifted straight from P4
That's a generic Japanese highschool design that a lot of things use.
That's not even the issue. The game needs a rework from the ground up, since most gameplay systems are just too clunky. I'm glad he found a publisher with a technical team which knows what the fuck they're doing and will definitely add polish in the event the game comes out.
He actually admitted that was the case.
>Actual weebs
>Liking a gaijin game
??????????????
Lmao this turd is the posterchild for "ironic weeboos"
>I'll take ironic weebs over actual weebs any day of the week
actual weebs start sperging out whenever they see "western anime".
You need to go to the Walmart to buy tendies but they're out of stock, instead of just going directly to another Walmart you go back to your house for whatever reason then to the Walmart, waste of time.
Yandev's only sin is that he wanted to please everyone. This is what bit him in the ass in the end.
>Game that would take a long time to implement
Not exactly. The original idea was you're in the school and have to take out perceived rivals for some asshole's affection in a variety of possible ways akin to Hitman. Then it suddenly veered off the rails because Eva can't play or watch anything without want to borrow features from it despite not even having the basic groundwork down for the game to function.
So instead of just "Hitman but at School" it's also trying to be open-world with a town (because open world is the big meme and has been for the past few years) complete with shops and NPCs that give info and have their own problems for side-missions. Then the menus need to be redone because he played Persona 5, then the combat should be changed because he played Yakuza, then there should be a million unique students because why not.
Not really. Know your terminology
>weeaboos are delusional fucks who worship Japan and the Japanese god-race
>ironic weeaboos are hipsters who think anime is so shocking to the general public, and it will get them attention
You're painting a wall/fence. Now instead of taking the paint bucket you leave it somewhere else so you have to travel back and forth.
butts here.
Please follow me.
- jucavino.
Here's the deal, though - even though he throws all kinds of suggestions around, he actually doesn't waste any time trying to implement them, instead he iteratively implements whatever was in the original pitch step by step. The catch is that it STILL takes way too long. Looks like the scope was just too grand for a one person project. Maybe he should've went with 2d.
His sin is that he's not skilled enough to do most of the things he wants to do but does a slapjob anyway and expects praise for having done so.
I somewhat agree. That's why striking a deal with tinybuild was a good decision. Did anyone play Hello Neighbor? How polished was it?
His real problem was his insufferable ego, his being a greedy bastard thirsty for attention (seriously the guy has gone on record saying "if I don't receive praise, what's the point of making the game?"), his ineptitude at programming mixed with total unwillingness to accept any help ever, and his complete inability to actually create a scope for his projects and stick to it.
Hey Eva, this is what a competent 1 man game looks like.
Space sims are actually one of the easiest games to make. No levels, flat backgrounds, no animation, static models.
If that's a 6 or 5.5, I'm a fucking 9 thundercock.
>space sim
It's more of a battlefront sim with space combat
Also go away, Alex.
Hello Neighbor is unpolished garbage with a shitty """""emergent"""""" AI and terrible graphic, and overall, a lame and boring gameplay loops.
>google it
>it's neither a one man game nor competent
Alright.
Well that's too bad then.
Growing old sucks.
It's the Star Citizen problem only more retarded since he has no clear game vision anymore.
>tfw found my old passport photos where I was 18 year old
I looked somewhat awkward, but way better than I do now